John arrived in Korea from the not to distant future just in the nick of time to rescue humanity from itself. He posesses a razor sharp wit and a rock n' roll sneer that sends lesser men running home to their Mommas crying like kindergarteners with skinned knees.
Superpower-an unshakable sense of moral superiority
Weakness- deep down he's a hippie... a really angry war loving hippie but a hippie none the less
Drummer and certifiably insane rock machine. Eddy is well known for his perpetual grin, his boundless energy, and his ability to make friends with damn near anyone. Ed might looked spaced out when he's drumming but actually he's, uh...um... OK so he's spaced out when he's drumming.
Superpower-Complete lack of fear
Weakness-His obsession with remaking the last 3 Star Wars movies
Bass player and primary howler. El Dread is like any mortal man; he rises each day, brushes his teeth, drinks bad Korean coffee... little do the humans around him realize, he is actually a somewhat less than mortal man pretending to be a rock god. He'll show them... someday he'll show them all! (or perhaps not)
Superpower-machine gun mouth
Weakness-machine gun mouth
Influences
The unquenchable desire to rock out and corrupt the minds of Korean youth!
Musical Influences:
The Ramones, The Forgotten Rebels, The Clash, The Misfits, Teenage Head, Sex Pistols, Iggy and the Stooges, Bad Religion, Social Distortion, The Dead Milkmen, The CRAMPS, Venom, Bad Religion, ... and the list goes on and on
Team Dread have, for all intents and purposes ceased to exist. Our drummer quit the band so he could play more pop covers in another band and our guitarist is fleeing the country in disgust. Thanks for nothin'! It was fun while it lasted... sorta.
2/3s of Team Dread will play our final show on Tuesday June 5 at the Road King in Cheongju. Please come out and watch El Dread cry himself into a puddle... good times!
The new album by Cheongju rock n' roll legends Team Dread is finally ready to anger and disappoint music fans the world over. Recorded in a top secret underground bunker this CD will make a horrible addition to any discriminating music collection. It is (not unlike the band it represents) loud, fast, and raw. If you want a fancy copy with handmade sleeve and hand stenciled CD you are pretty much shit outta luck. The initial print run of 80,000.000 copies is now gone and are destined to be treasured keepsakes and priceless collectors' items for the rest of eternity. If you could care less and just want to offend your parents or neighbours download the album for free here
DO YOU NEED A BAND TO PLAY YOUR NEXT GIG, PARTY, OR HIGH SCHOOL DANCE?
Forget about the rest, get the best. Team Dread will play anywhere at anytime (as long as it close to our home, we aren't busy doing anything else, and we are paid a pile of cash) contact us now at team-dread@hotmail.com
The Team DREAD Philosophy Why do young men leave the comfort of their lives and homes, travel half way around the planet, and start kick-ass rock n' roll bands? For Team Dread the answer is simple... they were drawn forth by destiny. No not that lame kind of destiny that makes you fall in love with your highschool girlfriend who 2 years later you find out was sleeping with your buddy and stealing your pot plants, but the real-deal bad ass kind of destiny that grabs you by the head and shakes you until you see the truth. Some people are born to help humanity, some people are born to advance our civilization to the next level, and some people are born to rock the fuck out. Team Dread are the latter sort of people. They have been sent forth from the void to chew up a little corner of the human experience and spit it back in your face. They have but one goal, to rock... and if it serves the will of Asgard, they shall.
You can now listen to new K-Jell songs at our myspace site. The songs are taken from the new K-Jell cd “refreshing power” which will be out in about 2 weeks time in China and Europe sometime during April 2009 on October Party Records.
Hope you will take 3-4 min to listen and let us know what you think, leave a comment in the comment section.
I love your shirts ! They look cool and work as great cum rags. I have spent many loads of jizz on your shirt ! Much better than the old Bangles shirt I've using since puberty.
You should write a song about people using your shirts for cum rags....."Dreadfully Clean" ?? "Cum for the Team" ?? ....something like that.
Keep drinking and moshing !
hi TEAM DREAD! are you luke? anyway. your last saturday show was awsome. i wanna make a show together the other time. thanks for the sticker and thanks for the cj see you soon!
John arrived in Korea from the not to distant future just in the nick of time to rescue humanity from itself. He posesses a razor sharp wit and a rock n' roll sneer that sends lesser men running home to their Mommas crying like kindergarteners with skinned knees.
Bass player and primary howler. El Dread is like any mortal man; he rises each day, brushes his teeth, drinks bad Korean coffee... little do the humans around him realize, he is actually a somewhat less than mortal man pretending to be a rock god. He'll show them... someday he'll show them all! (or perhaps not)
The new album by Cheongju rock n' roll legends Team Dread is finally ready to anger and disappoint music fans the world over. Recorded in a top secret underground bunker this CD will make a horrible addition to any discriminating music collection. It is (not unlike the band it represents) loud, fast, and raw. If you want a fancy copy with handmade sleeve and hand stenciled CD you are pretty much shit outta luck. The initial print run of 80,000.000 copies is now gone and are destined to be treasured keepsakes and priceless collectors' items for the rest of eternity. If you could care less and just want to offend your parents or neighbours download the album for free here
