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  • Keaton Taylor

  • 26 / Male
  • Joplin, Missouri, US

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About me:

Awesome. drunk. non-smoker. musician. bartender. poor. cynical. sarcastic. Third-Coast. Photo. Auditory. writer. misanthrope. mild misogynist. I'm 25 and am loved by christians (catholics), parents and a small smelly mammal. I play in a country band and do art that rarely sees the light of day. I write a lot and think even more. I will someday fall in love with a girl who's way more hep than me, drinks whiskey, wears cowboy boots and loves my dog. She'll probably be way into Archers of Loaf too. I wanna live in a van and see all the places America has tucked away in her diary. http://www.keatoninjoplin.wordpress.com

Who I'd like to meet:

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Interests

  • General

    camera. bicycle. guitar. cheap beer. convo. cooking. expensive whiskey.

  • Music

    drag the river. whiskeytown. the anniversary. lucero. 16 horsepower. the get up kids. ryan adams. cory branan. mogwai. the weakerthans. this bike is a pipe bomb. replacements. the promise ring. Rhett miller. Limbeck. Lullaby for the working class. the weight. jason collett. the new amsterdams. dismemberment plan. steve earle. swearing at motorists. bobby bare.jr. descendants. Gram parsons. william elliot whitmore. uncle tupelo. velocity girl. superchunk. sunny day real estate. rocky votolato. CocoRosie. bob dylan. bright eyes. Cash. (old)modest mouse. murder by death. the paper hearts. pinback. sean na na.

  • Movies

    good ones

  • Television

    House
    Chuck
    earl
    ramsay
    It's always sunny...

  • Books

    C. Pahlaniuk
    J. Kerouak
    N. Hornby
    R.M. Persig
    D. Miller

  • Heroes

    scott walters
    steve wasson
    patrick meredith
    Mitchell Washburn
    george carlin

Schools

Companies

  • Woody's Woodfire Pizza

    • joplin, Mo US
    • Cook/Bartender
    2/08-present

  • Art Feeds

    • Joplin, Mo US
    • Lackey
    dont emplyees get paid?

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Hometown: Channelview, Texas
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 3" / More to love!
  • Ethnicity: Native American
  • Zodiac Sign: Virgo
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Occupation: beard farming

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  • Dianna☮[wlp] ..Dianna Shelley

    Nov 5 2009 4:55 PM

    hey hoooker
  • __patrick

    Nov 4 2009 6:18 PM

    bologna
  • Michelle Short © aka La…Michelle M. Short

    Oct 27 2009 8:17 PM

    Just wanted to drop by and say Hi =)

    Have a Fabulous Week

    My Motto:
    'Whatever you do today, do it with Greatness and Pride.'

    Take care,
    Michelle





  • JaminJimJaminJim Lane

    Sep 16 2009 9:45 PM

    THINGS THAT ARE DOWN RIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

    1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
    2. Nope, no more beer for me.
    3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
    5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing
  • JaminJimJaminJim Lane

    Sep 9 2009 10:01 PM

    This Saturday, go here first…
    Then go here, next…
  • Pray

    Sep 5 2009 7:35 PM


     

  • Hillary

    Sep 5 2009 5:03 PM

    Hey Keaton, I wanted to wish you a well Birthday. Ya ole Man.
  • CrAzY KiD

    Sep 3 2009 8:25 PM

    happy early early birthday my friend!!! im still waitin to see you and your band come for a weekend and play your little big hearts out
  • Smoking Guns Stella

    Sep 2 2009 10:42 PM

    Hello sir.
    It do not much round these parts. How are things in your neck of the woods?
  • the world famous glennglenn thompson

    Sep 2 2009 10:06 PM

    Have a great Birthday!
  • Whitasaurus [rex] ♥Whitney Hart

    Aug 20 2009 6:20 AM

    ohai
    i'm in your myspace writin on u a comment
    ok bye
  • Hillary

    Aug 19 2009 3:12 AM

    Hm, what a dumb question to ask! OF course not, its my life. Duh.
    No but really, myspace makes me naseuated (sp)
  • spencerSpencer Goff

    Aug 18 2009 11:49 PM

    hey buddy,
    how are you doing?
  • ChrisChris Owens

    Aug 17 2009 4:20 PM

    Thanks hahahaha
  • ChrisChris Owens

    Aug 16 2009 11:03 PM

    Hey cutie!
  • TOF HOGLEN

    Aug 11 2009 2:51 AM

    Oh you know me... well... not so well. (^;
  • Hillary

    Aug 10 2009 1:46 AM

    Your status about the fist FIGHT best be about our rumble at macadoodles! its still happening
  • ChrisChris Owens

    Aug 6 2009 2:15 AM

    YO! boi! lets do lunch!
  • KJKassandra Andrews

    Jul 28 2009 2:35 AM

    Wish I coud be there.
  • Hillary

    Jul 26 2009 7:55 AM

    Yea I would rather be stuck with a southern accent than something else. Like le gay french. (I learned that in college haha). But haha that story wasnt actually very long and yet no stupid at all!
  • Jon Snodgrass

    Jul 25 2009 9:44 AM

    yep.
  • Hillary

    Jul 25 2009 7:06 AM

    Man oh Man, lemme tell ya. Your french is an A+. I wish I knew how to speak LE AWESOME french.
    Im stuck with a southern twang.
  • TOF HOGLEN

    Jul 25 2009 5:40 AM

    DUDE!!!  The feeling's mutual!!
  • Hillary

    Jul 24 2009 6:38 AM

    Le Awful eh? You know you speak PERFECT french haha! Im Le Tired.
  • Hillary

    Jul 24 2009 5:59 AM

    Well shoot, then you should grow a mullet and become addicted to reds or better yet, Lucky Strikes.

    Actually. Dont Do that. It would not be too lovely.