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Teatowel
Experimental / Alternative / Electronica

Elevator Music For People Descending Into Hell



Midlands
United Kingdom

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Member Since10/20/2005
Band Websitewww.teatowelonline.com
Band MembersThe Band Are: Teat (no glasses) & Owl (glasses)
InfluencesExperimental music/cinema/novels/comedy/radio/art/field trips/whistling/cats.
Sounds Like

* "Well, they sound like perky youngsters!" John Peel *

 

Teatowel have been making their idiosyncratic combinations of analogue and digital noizes since they met at art school. In the process they have produced countless audio tape casettes cataloguing hours of sporadic auditory randomness, and recently seven EPs of more structured, though no less diverse, musical statements.

 

Along the way, they have garnered praise, bemusement and acts of violence in equal measure. His Holyness John Peel played two of their tracks on his Radio 1 Show and encouraged them to continue to send him tunes, when they met at the now legendary Melt Banana gig at Maida Vale studios.

 

WHAT THEY SAY

 

* Just got "We're Frightened" in the mail today. Excellent! At this moment, I'm 5 minutes into your epic, "Waterbaby", which is actually quite relaxing. Well, so far, at least. Does it get "frightening" in a bit?

 

* The fact that two young men can get together in a place called "The Shed" and come up with something like this causes me great concern. The usual distorted sounds, garbled samples and musical "twiddly bits" (that?s a piece of reviewers technical lingo) are there in good measure. There?s also the musical eclecticism that I?ve come to associate with teatowel. It?s good to hear that the techno, rock and kraut influences are supplemented with a sort of sub psychic reference to the films of Wim Wenders and the poetry of Sylvia Plath. This isn?t Paris Texas and it doesn?t make you want to cut your wrists- but by gumboots its art, and I like it! *

 

* Teatowel are without doubt the finest unsigned indie-jungle-folk-blues-krautrock-low-fi-dance act around; mixing it all in fine fashion in their very own sonic Kenwood Chefette. They are utterly insane. They are utterly wonderful. Early tapes, put together to chart their progress and for the benefit of friends, are gloriously chaotic ragbags of (very) low-fi tunes; often recorded in a spontaneous, semi-improvised way and using pretty traditional gear (guitars, bass, Hammond-like keyboards, even occasional harmonica). Though both are multi-instrumentalists, (Glasses) takes most of the lead vocals while (No Glasses) proves himself to be more than a bit tasty on the guitar. *

 

*Virgin.net Album Reviews Waiting For Polythene Man:

Teatowel are different to most bands, there's no Abbey Road for these guys, they record in a garden shed. This isn't just lo-fi, it's positivly no-fi. Waiting for Polythene Man is the third EP from The Midlands answer to the Beta Band and it offers a solid introduction to the world according to Teatowel. They have songs that sound like someone on very potent hallucinogens tuning a beat up radio, they have beautiful songs that end menacingly and some mad monologues set to shrieking/stumbling/painful guitars. Teatowel hurtle ever onwards into the unknown regions of sound, verily they are the Neil Armstrong, and Buzz Aldrin of new music. Beam me up, Scotty! (Virgin.net music reviewer) *

 

Pleased at securing the obligatory rejection letter from EMI, teatowel decided to pursue a recording contract in earnest and have had interest from Warp Records and several independent labels.

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   About Teatowel
teatowel were formed due to musical differences. This took place in the spittle at the corners of Gods mouth, while he was yawning at radiophonic tunes one morning.Shortly after their birth he sneezed them out onto the melamine breakfast bar, knocking over the wireless in the process. "Go Forth And Make Noise!" He decreed, adding "I grow tired of Idle Pop!.......But Dry The Dishes First, would yer?"

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COPERNIC

COPERNIC



Feb 18 2009 1:16 PM

Helloooooo

We are so glad to announce that our 2nd album "24 Lights" is now out worldwide on I-Tunes !!

We are hoping for your support ;-)

Peace and light
Regina



... now out on I-Tunes ...
Connect Four

Connect Four



Dec 7 2008 10:19 AM

Hi Teatowel,

Connect Four: 10 Leads-A-Leaping is on Thursday 11th December and its FREE!.
Check the flier below for the lineup.

See you there

J

Connect Four: 9½ Bleepsl - Thursday 13th November 2008 8pm - The Island Bar.
Connect Four

Connect Four



Oct 29 2008 3:44 PM

Hi Teatowel,

Connect Four: 9½ Bleeps is on the 13th November, check the flier below for the lineup.

See you there

J

Connect Four: 9½ Bleepsl - Thursday 13th November 2008 8pm - The Island Bar.
Connect Four

Connect Four



Sep 18 2008 10:02 PM

Hi Teatowel,

Connect Four: Magic 8 Ball is approaching. Its on the 9th October, check the flier below for the lineup.
The BIG news is that Connect Four is now completely FREE OF CHARGE.


See you there

J

Connect Four: Magic 8 Ball - Thursday 9th October 2008 8pm - The Island Bar.
Connect Four

Connect Four



Sep 11 2008 6:42 AM

Hi Teatowel,

Just a little reminder that Connect Four: Bass 7 is this tonight! Its a belter of a lineup DON'T MISS OUT!

See you there

J

Connect Four: Bass 7 - Thursday 11th September 2008 8pm - The Island Bar.
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Connect Four



Aug 11 2008 10:04 PM

Hey Teatowel......

Just a little Connect Four News for you!!!!!

Firstly....... Entry to Connect Four: Episode VI on Thursday night is FREE!

Secondly...... The band billed on the flyers as 'Team Penetration!' have changed their name, they're now known as Robot Disaster.


Hope to see you down there to see ROBOT DISASTER, APPLICANTS, ELECTROFLEX & KALAHAN play live and the CODETTE SOUNDSYSTEM DJing their hearts out.

Doors open 8pm and ENTRY IS FREE!

J
Connect Four

Connect Four



Aug 1 2008 5:47 PM

Hi Teatowel,

CONNECT 4 - Episode VI lands on Thursday 14th August. We have an astounding lineup which you can preview on the Myspace page.
PLUS - for one month only - Entry to Connect Four is going to be FREE.
See you there.
Jacob

For info visit www.myspace.com/connectfournight
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Mar 17 2008 9:45 PM

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Mar 1 2008 8:51 AM

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Feb 26 2008 11:38 AM

good morning friend !

How the dribble are ya !

I have decided to join the dark side ... thats right I have gone electronic ... omfg a drummer not hitting things can this be true ... although I am still clubbing the keyboard to make up for the anx building up haha

Anyways as always I hope you are well and that the world is still round an all that

RiP
Dorian Wood

Dorian Wood



Feb 25 2008 1:17 AM

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Feb 16 2008 5:21 PM

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Feb 7 2008 6:18 PM

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Jan 25 2008 10:09 AM

just passing through I wanted to say something profound but then I realised I didnt know anything profound

DOH !!!!
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Jan 12 2008 11:43 AM

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...oh God...

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Nov 21 2007 9:01 PM

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Oct 25 2007 8:44 PM

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Oct 21 2007 11:55 PM

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Oct 13 2007 10:21 AM

How to Do Open Heart Surgery (from The Boy Scout Handbook)

1. Put on some clean underwear, a clean uniform and woggle.
2. Go into the operating theatre (remembering to wash your hands and wipe your feet first).
3. Cut open the patient's chest
4. Do 'the mash potato' (a popular dance).
5. Leave the operating theatre and go to the golf course to play a few rounds; then to the 19th to drink away the misery of losing yet another patient.
Dorian Wood

Dorian Wood



Oct 3 2007 7:57 AM

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COPERNIC

COPERNIC



Sep 26 2007 12:27 PM

Dear Teatowel,
We just wanted to let you know that our debut album is now out on I-Tunes...

Be well in all

Regina * copernic#

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