drinking motor oil
BINK BINK
shining my chromy-bits
smashing expensive guitars
fooling the groupies
send me money! lots and lots of it!
even if you hate beck, this video is hilarious. especially the part when the fridge humps the oven and the door blows off it's hinges. lol
why am i never anywhere around when people start throwing paint all over each other though??
why should i be the one that's touching me!?
i TOLD you i can't dance. lol this is the extent of my, uh, "skill".
not one of my best moments... :$
Music
well, as i am the official muse mascot, i guess that means i like muse.
techno music makes me short out, which feels cool.
i guess i could also say jane's addiction. can't go wrong there.
Movies
i
don't really watch movies, but i think hullabaloo is fun (it's a muse movie, suprise)
and fight club. that's fucking pimp.
oh, let's not forget pan's labrynth.
Television
i waste a lot of time watching cop shows (CSI, COPS, etc) and japanese game shows. with the obvious addition of any dr. who that's on. the only sports i watch are of the extreme kind, so i can laugh at the skateboarders falling down, even though, i myself couldn't do half the tricks they do.
Books
inside the muscle museum
the 12th planet. it's actually quite informative. if you like that kind of stuff.
desmond morris books.
eric hansen books (it's like a holiday in hardcover!)
Heroes
whoever invented the screwdriver and the spork.
and pickle, for without her we would not have the classic line: Believe this or not: Techno Matt is computer-challenged. Being run by one does not mean you can operate one.
About me:
i'm TechnoMatt, Matt Bellamy's cohort in crime!!!
when you see him on stage, it's not him. it's ME.
i was created to make it so that he personally does not have to go onstage. he can do whatever it is that he does uninterrupted. lol
now, i know what you're going to be thinking. and it's true. this is a random bunch of stuff. but when you wrap it in a pretty bow doesn't it make it so much easier to swallow? :)
i am the head robot of the supermassive imperial marching robot army. cuz Leah says so...
BINK BINK BINK BINK BINK BINK BINK BINK BINK BINK BINK
WANKWANKWANKWANKWANK...
NEWS! for all you who have asked if technomatt is on the new tour, here is your PHOTOGENIC PROOF!!!
seee...SEE!? aww yeah... technomatty is back babies!
whoo. i make a handsome sight, don't i? lol
i am technomatt... here me RAWR!!!
it's not fancy but i think you get the idea.
i have a all purpose H8 microprocessor buried in my nose, and it helps me make my decisions, although i occasionally short it out.
i also have a battery in my back, and i have wranglers.
originally the story of technomatt was broken by witchypoo on the caption game on muse board (board.muse.mu), and it snowballed from there.
she noticed some of my stage... eccentricities and said something. lol
i believe i am up to version 2.7.
TECHNO NEWS
i'm still working on matthew so i can get that upgrade and fuck me some groupies... lol
yes, i am as anatomically correct as a ken doll, but thankfully smoother so i look more human than that. lol
unlike poor ken, you can't pop my arms, legs and head off with no real effort. without skin i look slightly like the terminator. :P
you'll never know who's who.... lol
touch me i'm fucking sexy.
just something funny...
see the whole comic here! (there is 50 + pages): http://50bytespersecond.50megs.com/musecartoons.htm
common questions for your dear friend TechnoMatt:
1. do you have sex?
why no, i do not. it is my dear and sincere wish that my dear Bells will allow me to get this much needed upgrade at a nearby date.
until then, he gets the groupies to himself, when he wants them that is...
2. what the fuck was this anagram game anyway?
strangely enough, it all started when i was downloading robot porn one dull night off the internet, and i accidentally downloaded a virus. it attacked my speech center of my microprocessor, and all i could speak in was anagrams.
my dear owner, thinking this was the utmost in hilarity, snowballed it from there. i think he ended up giving someone a bike he autographed or summat.
fortunately, the other parts of my processor were not effected, and i could carry on like i normally did on stage.
fortunately, it was soon corrected by a quick anti-virus upload.
i told you before, warm and fuzzy. lol
3. where are you from, anyway?
i have no clue. i just kind of came... and then all of a sudden they were shoving me onstage.
what a rude awakening.
4. why are you always squeezing the bridge of your nose?
well, the truth of the matter is i do it to make small adjustments to my functioning programs. it just happens to look like a nervous habit, which makes me look all the more real, doesn't it?
for more detailed work, i shove a screwdriver up my nose.
it has a bit of a nutty smell, with a hint of oak. lol
5. how do we tell you and matthew apart?
well, for one thing, YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO. i am SUPPOSED to be the utmost in computer technology. but there are ways.
* i tend to be flashier
* i squint a lot more. lol
* i tend to make more mistakes
* i am a WHOLE LOT LESS FRIENDLY.
* i dance more. and more badly. lol
* i talk to people more readily.
* i have no qualms telling you to fuck right off when you want an autograph.
mostly because i don't know how to write all that well, as i was not programmed for that particular stunt.
6. how do you have things uploaded? i've never seen a jack...
well, that would be because where you normal humans would have an asshole, i have a usb port. see why we don't ask questions we really don't want an answer to?
i'll add more questions as i think of them or get them.
Who I'd like to meet:
the KOC robot and... um... chibi-robo?
it's nice to meet other robots, but i dunno if it's SAFE.
Sorry if I have a TWISTED sense of humor. This is an obnoxious attempt to get more blog subscribers. Basically just taking a break from writing my novel. Hope it interests you.
yeah, what bothers me the most is that my only copy of 3 muse albums was on it, so I'll personally kill whoever stole it. Thankfully my mate said she would lend the albums to me and my dad replaced the ipod. =/ x
