BAD Teddy

www.myspace.com/teddybearantichrist

is writing to the tune of tequila and the OJs.Mood: confused confusedPosted at 9:22 AM Nov 9 view more

  • Teddy bear Anti-christ

  • 41 / Male
  • Austin, Texas, US
  • Last Login: 11/20/2009

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Details

  • Status: Divorced
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: Port Sulphur, La
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 9" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Agnostic
  • Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: hired drone
  • Income: $30,000 to $45,000

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Interests

  • General

    WEBCOMICS, comics, cartoons, film, television, music, food, sex, books, books on sex, having sex on books while watching movies on TV and eating a pie shaped like a cartoon character while listening to music.
  • Music

    Garbage, Beethoven, U2, Rossini, Tori Amos, Carl Stalling, The Killers, Johnny Cash, that guy that bites his toenails on the bus, Joan Osborne, Poe, Lily Allen, Led Zeppelin, Gorillaz, Eagles, The Teddy Bear Anti-Christ Choir
  • Movies

    Alien, Shaun of the Dead, Hellboy, Sin City, Amelie, City of Lost Children, The Interview, Usual Suspects, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Clerks, the strange images that appear on my closed eyelids when they're closed, The Good The Bad and the Ugly, Enter the Dragon, 28 Days Later, Phantasm, A Night at the Opera, Ed Wood, Mockumentaries about Teddy Bear Anti-Christ
  • Television

    The Simpsons, South Park, The Wire, Deadwood, Rome, Family Guy, House, Home Movies, Harvey Birdman, How I Met Your Mother, Seinfeld, Star Trek, X-Files, Law & Order, non-prophetic dreams that seem prophetic, Firefly, Black Books, TBAC-TV
  • Books

    Philip K Dick, Robert Heinlein, Ray Bradbury, Anne Rice, Clive Barker, Stephen King, Barbara Hambly, John Grisham, Edgar Allen Poe, Jack London, John Varley, graffiti you find on brick walls, Jack Chalker, Edgar Rice Burroughs, Michael Crichton, Rumi, Walt Whitman, T.S. Eliot, Shakespeare, The Truth About Bad Teddies
  • Heroes

    Mom & Dad, Teddy

Blurbs

About me:

I am a literate soul who feels too much, yet not enough. I'm lazy. On the other hand, I've written four novels, countless short stories, poems, novellas, songs, and now 2 Webcomics. But trust me, I'm lazy.

Read the damn COMIC!

I'm an introvert, more comfortable in my own skull then at that busy social intersection you call a party. On the other hand, I've traveled through the U.S. and through Europe and intend to do more. I don't feel as old as I am, but I feel older than I used to.

Read the damn COMIC!

I'm not a hunter. I'm not a sports fan. I'm not a music aficionado. I'm not a stoner, though I used to be. I know my job is not what I am, but it's seeping into my soul, year after year, like a Demerol drip. I have gone through no ritual to formalize my adulthood, my place in society. If you met me in person, you'd say "What a nice guy!" If you read my Webcomic you'd say, "That guy is twisted". But trust me, I'm harmless, mostly.

Read the damn COMIC!

I fear change, but adapt quickly. I'm that guy you know that out of the blue does something sweet, caring and thoughtful without expecting anything in return, then turns around and makes a macabre joke. I speak in voices. Do you hear voices? We should talk.

Read the damn COMIC!

Speaking of voices, you should visit my friend's blog, which is the only blog I ever read (or will admit to anyway). Read the damn COMIC!

I'm shy, but comfortable standing in front of a room full of people lecturing, teaching, speaking. I'm predictable, but you never know what I'm going to say. I make friends and then push them away. I wonder why I am the way I am, then marvel at my uniqueness. I have cats. 'Nuff said.

I end every blog with the following:

Read the damn COMIC!

Who I'd like to meet:

Ghandi, Hitler, Elvis, Jesus, 1 sane politician, 1 truthful politician, Mohammed, Jack London, Billy Connolly, 1 compassionate physician, 1 trusting police officer, Edgar Allen Poe, Jack Benny, Orson Welles, 1 honest dietitian, 1 dishonest dietitian, Aaron Diaz Hoal, Jean Lafitte, Matt Groenig, Trey Parker and/or Matt Stone, 1 shopper in Walmart I don't want to choke

Comments

Displaying 25 of 145 comments
  • Nov 2 2009 5:01 AM

    first of all, i'm a jerk if I missed your birthday.

    Secondly, playing Journey helps. Dad's favorite song. Somehow it feels better to put myself through the pain. Don't ask.

    I hope we can chat soon.
  • Sep 28 2009 10:59 PM

    I saw this and thought of you.

    http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

    I hope you are doing well and this makes you smile!

  • Sep 22 2009 4:00 AM

    I would like to tell you it's all worth it, however my significant other just left the bathroom after making noises that could only be compared to the bombing of Pearl Harbor. Ask me again later. :-)
  • Sep 2 2009 9:18 AM

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  • Aug 30 2009 10:01 AM

    "The Scorpio male is gifted with a silky, sultry voice-it's strangely sensual."  - check
    "The Dark One, Secretive, Proud, and Unpredictable.  Scorpio always seems to have something dangerous about him. He also comes of as easygoing and free, though you know he's a force to deal with when he's angry-a virtual tornado when he actually lets loose."
  • Aug 24 2009 1:46 AM

    For your information, my thighs are not sweaty. Except for maybe when I was outside earlier today. It was 105 degrees, after all.
  • Jul 29 2009 3:06 AM

    what the heck. I can't link to your blog anymore. How am i supposed to get my fix now.
  • Jul 1 2009 3:46 AM

    Given the current situation, your creative juices should be flowing and your blogs should be abundant. With that said, i missed your last Sunday night posting. :-(
  • Jun 14 2009 6:09 PM

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  • May 19 2009 8:42 PM

    Oh teddy, shall I ever hear from u again. (bumperstickers don't count)
  • Apr 29 2009 7:41 PM


    Hello there! We're playing our first big show in Austin
    in ages on June 5th at The Parish
    with our friends and wanted to let everyone
    possible know about this!
    We have two really cool things to tell you.

    1. We're giving away an exclusive "fan disc" of live
    and unreleased tracks on Do512 for this show,
    so please go to that site, register, and click
    "I Like It" on the show listing to be entered to win
    one of 6 amazing gift bags.
    If you cannot find the link below,
    just click here.

    2. Also, tickets go on sale on Monday, May 4th at 10AM
    and you can buy special fan-priced tickets to the show
    for $5.00 for 24 hours ONLY.

    After that they go to $10 so be sure to grab your tickets
    early and make plans to come out to the show!
    Go to The Parish's website to pick up your tix!
  • Apr 19 2009 9:31 PM

    L.I.F.E hd comic 1 is here, take a look..
    Tell me what you think..


    http:​/​/​blogs.​myspace.​com/​index.​cfm?​fuseaction=​blog.​view&​friendId=​436459853&​blogId=​475308516

  • Kim

    Apr 13 2009 2:48 AM

    Hi Teddy! How are you! Haven't "conversed " with you lately and was wondering what's up.
  • Apr 13 2009 12:09 AM

    Feeling chatty? i'm on yahoo for a bit!
  • Apr 5 2009 11:41 PM

  • Mar 26 2009 10:22 PM

    Well, i'm addicted to the silly Twilight book series and it has turned life my life upside down. I don't sleep anymore because I am ALWAYS reading. So, trust me. We are even. I am determined to find myself a vampire now and live happily ever after (for a VERY long time)......Can we set a chat date soon? When i'm finished reading this final book, of course.......
  • Mar 26 2009 7:53 PM

    I miss u! How have u been?
  • Mar 3 2009 6:00 PM

    How could I call you anything else
  • Mar 2 2009 4:34 PM

    well nobody can ever take anybody's place but at least we can all aspire to be a "free-speech champion" like he was. the good lord has suffered us a blow lately in the comedic realm what w/ the loss of two of america's greatest comics bernie mac and carlin. i'm glad the economy is shifting, the artist needs more work, more opportunities, and capitalism and greed and money don't make art, only God's children make art.
  • Mar 2 2009 3:10 PM

    Hey stranger. it's been a long time
  • Mar 2 2009 12:57 AM

    1. You would look gay
    2. It's hard to figure out which tie looks good with a tutu.
    3. Even if you figure out the tie thing, you still look gay.
    4. Ace Ventura did it, and well, he still looked gay.
    5. Did i mention you would look GAY
    6. GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY!

    ...and there you have it.
  • Feb 14 2009 10:55 PM

    we don't "squeeze lemons" while his daughter is around. He has her this weekend.
  • Feb 14 2009 6:31 PM

    the link to the blog doesn't work!!! Says it's spam!
  • Feb 9 2009 2:25 AM

    poof on?