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19.3.09
...ITS BEEN A WHILE EH SINCE LAST UPDATE... WE BEEN THRU ALOT OF SHIT ...WE BEEN OUT OF THE PICTURE BUT WE ARE STILL FUCKIN HERE SO WAIT FOR THE SPAWN TO BREED AND WE WILL BE BACK TO REMIND YOU WHO THE FUCK WE ARE... HOLD TIGHT....
SAFE

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7.11.08
BACK ALIVE AGAIN AFTER SLAYER WHAT A FUCKIN NIGHT MASSIVE RESPECT TO EVERYONE THERE PITTIN FOR US AND HAVIN A LAUGH THE FUCKIN WICK PURE SAFE TO OUR BROS ON THE CREW FUCIKN SAFE

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20.10.08
WE ARE FUCKIN WELL HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE WE WILL BE OPENING THE HALLOWEEN DATE OF THE UNHOLY ALLIANCE TOUR SUPPORTING SLAYER AT LONDON HAMMERSMITH APOLLO ON FRIDAY 31ST OCTOBER... FUCKIN SLAYER MATE THE BEST...MASSIVE RESPECT TO METAL HAMMER SAFE AS FUCK PURE INTOXICATING DEVILRY ON SATANS NIGHT HALLOWEEN U FUCKERS COME ON LETS BURN IN FUCKING HELL SAAAFE

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09.09.08
gig last weekend in leeds was jokes pure respect to everyone down there....were workin on new material now pretty muchh for rest of the year,...last show this year is HELLFIRE FEST so get down and manglize it with us on their crazy disco dancefloor at the clapham grand...pure lookin forward to agood night lets av it,...saaafe

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01.09.08
back from the last 2 shows this weekend gulford and margate...everyone had a right laugh and tori t wick our new drummer brother delivered the fuckin goods !!! safe to lee breed and tom and chris in margate also massive props is due to the kitchener family for tolerating the sickness til yesterday morning !!!! few more shows comin up so check us out... saaafety wick

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27.08.08
CAVE G LEAVES TED MAUL.... after a freak eating accident Cave G aka G NOME has parted companyn with the family Fritzl and has left Ted Maul, it was an ammicable split with Cave G persuing an un known path into the future but our love will always burn for him,he has been with us for over 2 years and his good looks charm and drumming have helped the band in many musical sexual and unusual ways, we will allways love you Cave G BIG RESPECT BROTHER So now we continue Ted Maul with our brother T wix as our new drummer..his debut appearances will be this weekend Guilford Star and Margate Summer Slaughter.... Anyone who caught our last show with Cave G will know we all had fun and sent him off in bood style safe to all the crazy crowd surfers and to Scuzz for havin us on their stage and filming also to Jackson guitars for the hook up and the best weekend of devilry! to anyone who was camping near us we got this to say...'camp near Ted ...Wake up dead.... here is some fantastic feedback that Bloodstock Festival recieved.... Subject: [Fwd: User Feedback Received] Hi just writing to say had a good weekend overall. the staff were great forvip camping. I would like to complain about having a band on our site tedmaul! I do not think you should have them back they made loads of noise inthe early hours of the morning and were very abusive to everyone shouting wewere all a load of f***ing c**ts etc etc, for a kick off it did say it was going to be a loud noise curfew after 12am but was not enforced. we paidfor proper toilet facilities and was no running water after first day.

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06.03.08
TED MAUL CONFIRMED TO PLAY DOWNLOAD FESTIVAL AT THE LEGENDARY DONNINGTON PARK SUDAY 15TH JUNE 2008!!!!!!!!
WICK