Acting, movies, concerts, sitting on my ass watching TV like it's going out of business, etc.
Music
Kiss, The Ramones, Alice Cooper, GWAR, Anthrax, etc.
Movies
"Jesus H. Zombie," "The Castrator," "PARKER," "Return of the Jackalope," "The Other Side," "Syndi's 1st DragonCon," "Burning Dead," "Carnal Highway," "A Helping Hand," "Banana Caper," "Just Business", "Skipping School," etc.
Television
What is Television?
Books
Stephen King
Heroes
Jesus Christ, Lloyd Kaufman, J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, Ed the Sock, Larry Flynt, Stephen King, your mom, etc.
About me:
Ted Parker is an indie film actor currently residing in the metro-Atlanta area.
Ted Parker is also a metal-head who sings the mp3 hit "Loogies of Doom," as featured on the "BOB"'s Slacktime Funhouse radio show.
Ted Parker served 3 years (1995-1998) in the U.S. Army.
Ted Parker was once the bass guitarist for local metal band THROBBING MEMBER. He now works with bUGbRAIN and his solo project.
Ted Parker is also known as "Rev. Dr. Ted-Man" and is an ordained minister and High Priest of the Church of the SubGenius (www.subgenius.com).
Ted Parker recently graduated from Chattahoochee Technical College and majored in "Entertainment Technology."
Ted Parker mistook the Jackalope for Bruce Campbell in "Return of the Jackalope."
Ted Parker also has a Music page. Simply click on "Rev. Dr. Ted-Man" below to hear the tunes and see the Other Side of Ted.
Ted Parker HAS ESCAPED FROM THE LYMPH NODE INSTITUTE AND IS AT LARGE!!!
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Who I'd like to meet: Bruce Campbell, P.J. Soles, Linnea Quigley, Rob Zombie, Adrienne King, Ed the Sock, Nancy Allen, John Carpenter, Misty Mundae, etc.
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