Josh!
Josh Payne
Josh Payne Male
102 years old
Milton Keynes, East
United Kingdom



Last Login: 10/27/2009
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    Josh!'s Interests
General‘Josh’
By Lexie the Scrumptious Ragamuffin



He has better hair than anyone you know. Fact.
He’s obsessed with video games.
He has a big tub of Jelly Belly Beans.
He gives the most orgasmic hugs.
He’s a wee bit of a man whore.
He has better love handles than me!!! (manhandles)
He owns a pair of pale blue pj’s with little fishes on.
He has ‘BEANO’ curtains – Love it!
He runs a ‘Mighty Boosh’ site.
He has same size feet as me.
He uses hair spray.
He works in HMV.
He has TWO PSP’s!!!
He owns ‘Parappa the Rapper’!
He has two younger brothers, Keir & Flynn.
He’s a very affectionate person. Hmmm.
He’s short sighted.
He got an ‘A’ in his I.T exam.
He’s loves his technology…

He has a great bum!!

BooksYour results:
You are Batman
Batman
90%
Catwoman
85%
Green Lantern
80%
Spider-Man
75%
Iron Man
75%
Hulk
70%
Robin
65%
Superman
60%
Wonder Woman
55%
Supergirl
50%
The Flash
35%
You are dark, love gadgets
and have vowed to help the innocent
not suffer the pain you have endured.



Heroes
"go to work, send your kids to school
follow fashion, act normal
walk on the pavements, watch T.V.
save for your old age, obey the law
Repeat after me:
I am free"

     Josh!'s Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:7' 11" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Occupation:"Till Monkey" at HMV
Income:Less than $30,000

   Josh!'s Schools
The Cedars Upper School and Community College
Leighton Buzzard, United Kingdom
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: In Progress
 

2007 to 2008
Lord Grey School
Milton Keynes, HC
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

2004 to 2007

   Josh!'s Companies
HMV
Milton Keynes, UK
"Till Monkey" Lol
Retail

31/07/07 - Present



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if you cant see this, you need a better browser..... bitch Im Josh, im me. im bored. buy me sweets and ill love you forevar! =D




"When dancing, lost in techno trance, arms flailing gawky bez; then find you snagged on frowns, and slowly dawns: you're jazzing to the beeptone of a life-support machine that marks the steady fading of your day-old baby daughter. And when midnight sirens, lead to blue flash road mash, stretchers covered heads, and slippy red macadam, and find you creeping neath the blankets, to snuggle close a mangled bird, hoping soon you too will be freezer drawered. Then welcome, ooh blue chemotherapy wig, welcome in Jam".


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Josh! has 198 friends.
 LexieJones 


 J O D I E. ♥.x! 


 thunder thighs 





Josh!'s Friends Comments
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thunder thighs

thunder thighs



Jun 22 2009 6:23 PM

thank you hun!
i miss you too, we need to do nandos again soon :)
hope you're all good, xx
LOLA DUTRONIC

LOLA DUTRONIC



Mar 21 2009 2:19 PM

Hello! :-)

We thought you might like to see this.


It's the video for our new single, "BRIGITTE BARDOT".


It's from our new album "LOLA DUTRONIC IN BERLIN", and it's available exclusively from iTunes and CDBaby.com
The single is starting to get airplay all over the place including Rodney Bingenheimer's show on KROQ-FM in L.A.
, and it just showed up on the NME's website!

You can download both the single and the album today by clicking here:
Lola Dutronic - In Berlin - My Radio

If you fancy a proper cd, click here:
http://cdbaby. com/cd/ldutronic

Hope you enjoy the clips.


love
Lola + Richard
LOLA DUTRONIC
xx



love
LD
xx
Becca

Rebecca collins



Feb 6 2009 8:10 PM

what you on about josh??
lol
Becca

Rebecca collins



Jan 14 2009 2:13 PM

hay:)
u alright???
becca
† Zoë Layla †

† Zoë Layla †



Dec 24 2008 3:31 AM



Happy Christmas xx
becky :_)

becky dasilva



Dec 3 2008 1:02 PM

being a candle molester isnt all it's cracked up to be..
thunder thighs

thunder thighs



Nov 18 2008 8:39 PM

i love how your 85% catwoman
its awesome
J O D I E. ♥.x!

Jodie Browning



Sep 22 2008 4:39 PM

pssst.
shes gorgeous.
my judgement over.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
LexieJones

Alex Jones



Sep 17 2008 5:13 PM

You're Gay!
:D
xxxxx
Becca

Rebecca collins



Sep 4 2008 7:52 PM

hay
happy birthday for 2moz
hope u get coolio stuff
btw wubu2?
xxx
thunder thighs

thunder thighs



Aug 24 2008 8:30 PM

what the funk
LexieJones

Alex Jones



Aug 17 2008 3:26 PM

You're Yummy! x
J O D I E. ♥.x!

Jodie Browning



Aug 8 2008 5:12 PM

heyy.
whats the link for msn on the ps3 again?? ly xx
J O D I E. ♥.x!

Jodie Browning



Jul 18 2008 11:27 PM

check out my pics =] theres one of us two xxx
becky :_)

becky dasilva



Jul 4 2008 12:12 PM

eat your whiffy fish mincer.
thunder thighs

thunder thighs



Jun 27 2008 12:05 PM

7'11
get real mate :)
J O D I E. ♥.x!

Jodie Browning



Jun 12 2008 12:01 PM

not yet we aint been in skl enit. if im near hers be4 our next exam ill drop it in to her but ive only seen her once and didnt realise i was gonna and i aint carryin it around lol. but yh ill get it to her asap
xxxx
J O D I E. ♥.x!

Jodie Browning



Jun 11 2008 4:01 PM

yep. its back now =] it was a long three days lol.
apparently it makes too many crumbs. :|
xxxxxxxx
Jimi

James Sweeting



Jun 5 2008 11:56 PM

Haha

Live Fast

alex trendell



Jun 5 2008 9:29 PM

hey man i just want to say soz for being a nob well...cant actualy remember when it was well at the venue i remember that much yeah i dont usualy do shit like that but id had a bad week and had harry in my ear all night telling me to twat you
well anyways soz
...D3ATH SHALL PR3VAIL MY DARKN3SS...

...D3ATH SHALL PR3VAIL MY DARKN3SS...



May 31 2008 11:08 AM

Hey !@#$%^&*(), I'm worth $500!
Click here to find out how much YOU are worth!




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Jeni

Jeni-Leonilla Tomey



May 25 2008 10:16 PM

I know right!
Fucking IT year 8/9!? ftw!
xxxxx
Jeni

Jeni-Leonilla Tomey



May 23 2008 11:05 PM

Photobucket

n_n
becky :_)

becky dasilva



May 17 2008 10:19 AM

YOU COMMENTED ME BACK.
O YES.
I never get comments from yoiu anymore :(
LET'S CHAT ALL THE TIME.
XXX
LexieJones

Alex Jones



May 17 2008 6:48 AM

Oh do you really??? :P

Im getting a lift back with ed today. Should hopefully be back about 1.30 latest but I'll get some credit 'just in case':P

All the wotsits in the world!
Your Bizatch!
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