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Teenage Harlets
Punk / Surf / Garage

"you dont know shit!"

SAN FRANCISCO,
United States

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Last Login:  7/23/2008
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   Teenage Harlets: General Info
Member Since5/28/2004
Band Websiteteenageharlets.com/
Band MembersJohnny Dismal = Vocals
Atom Bomb = Drums
Chris Van Dyke = Guitar
Diamond D = Bass


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Influencesthe grinch who stole holiday
Sounds Likethere's a party in your pants and everyone's invited.
Record LabelDEAD GIRL RECORDS & Springman Records
Type of LabelIndie







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   About Teenage Harlets
The TEENAGE HARLETS don't play rock & roll -- they play danger. Flying a defiant finger in the face of the San Francisco garage scene since 1999, TEENAGE HARLETS style rock has no tiresome monologs, no politics, no talking, no tuning, no fancy knobs or effects. They play revved up, stripped down, non-stop short attention-span surf-garage-punk-rock-mayhem that will have you singing and dancing while you run for your life. Worried? No need to fear. Thanks to Springman Records and the latest in garage-based recording technology, you can dance along in the relative safety of your own home as the HARLETS tear through 22 songs in 30 minutes on their new record, Up the Fixx, in stores July 11th, 2006.

you may have already seen teenage harlets at one of 35 shows of Warped Tour 2004 (which i swear is way more punk rock than it sounds). they played with The Phenomenauts, Groovie Ghoulies, River City Rebels, The Goons and some new bands called "NOFX" and "Bad Religion" that they've never heard of but seem to somehow have a following. oh yeah.. i think there were some other bands there too.

teenage harlets recently gained wide recognition at the 2006 SXSW music festival by playing 18 shows, 15 of which were surprise (read that uninvited) appearances between bands at outdoor venues all across Austin.

the harlets have 8 CD, 7" and 12" releases to date, including "up the fixx", their new LP that is so good you'll pee yourself, out now on Springman Records.

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click on the link below and get this nifty tour poster for free when you buy our new record from Interpunk (while supplies last).
Up the fixx

Checkout Springman Records for more news.

checkout some of our other records available now on Interpunk from Dead Girl Records.

Some Kinda Girl CD/EP
Trash Trash Trash CD/EP
Photobucket this is our last show, bitches !!! miss it and you miss out !!!! our first show check out johnny dee's new band.....their debut will be june 22nd at thee parkside. san francisco.......more info go to www.myspace.com/theehorrorx .....fuck off now !!!


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marc





Jul 22 2008 7:14 AM








horror-x





Jun 12 2008 6:57 PM

fuck you and yer gay band!!
love

-thee sir johnny dee.

our first show
The Outlaw Dance Society





Jun 6 2008 11:42 PM

Photobucket
Force of Habit Records





Jun 6 2008 10:05 PM

Hey Harlets,

Please repost/foreword this to your friends. ...and I hope to see you tonight (Friday June 6th) at The KO! Thanks for all your support, this is going to be a great one, crazy!

Thanks,
~David aka "Brain Dead Dave"





FORCE OF HABIT RECORDS PRESENTS:

MURDER JUNKIES

JEWDRIVER

DICKDUSTERS

INVISIBLE ENEMIES

With
DJ Gus The Fat
(Scatterbrain Radio 90.

1fm)
and
“Brain Dead Dave”

Friday June 6th 9PM 21+ $10
At The Knockout!
3223 Mission Street - San Francisco

Force of Habit Records is located at:
3565 20th Street San Francisco
(between Mission and Valencia)
415.255.

PUNK (7865)
and is open everyday noon to 7PM
JACK KILLED JILL





May 20 2008 8:59 AM

You guys fuckin' sux...only cuz you guys were so AWESOME! WHY???!!!!
We're just bein' pissy.
Cheers...*JKJ*
Emmys Acoustics





May 11 2008 5:45 AM

Photobucket..
On the road again!





May 7 2008 9:14 PM

The pics of the last show are up... well what you can make of them!
johnthebaker





Apr 30 2008 3:45 PM

http://instantasshole. tripod. com

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BOATS!





May 5 2008 1:23 AM

Stork club



OAKLAND Wherehouse show
MONKEY





May 6 2008 12:18 AM

Funhouse Seattle





May 7 2008 6:17 AM

The Funhouse Comp Thing II!
TEENAGE HARLETS are on it!
50 songs on 2 CDs
on sale via www. TheFunhouseSeattle. com
Dodgy





Apr 28 2008 5:17 PM

The Teenage Harlets
Photos from Annie's
.
Enjoy, suckas.

Miss Von Mean Mouth





Apr 26 2008 4:49 PM

i miss you already
ity bitty titty committee





Apr 22 2008 5:03 PM

On the road again!





Apr 22 2008 9:42 PM

I made it home from Cali in one piece thanks for the great weekend and all the amazing times that led up to it:) XO~S
Elwood, WST CST DRT! FTC





Apr 22 2008 11:32 PM

You will be missed...
kelltic activicus





Apr 21 2008 9:59 AM

MIHOS!
Angel Radness!





Apr 20 2008 5:35 PM

I would, but my van keeps breaking down.

Damn thing.
Annamarie





Apr 19 2008 9:44 PM

Thank you so much for everything last night, that was amazing! I shall always love you! :-*
Eat Your Heart Out





Apr 18 2008 9:04 PM

Teenage Harlets were good bowlers,
and good men.
They were. . . They were one of us.
They were men who loved the outdoors,
and bowling, and as surfers explored
the beaches of southern California
from Redondo to Calabassos. And they
were an avid bowler. And good
friends. They died--they died as so many
of their generation, before their time.
In your wisdom you took 'em, Lord.
As you took so many bright flowering
young men, at Khe San and Lan Doc
and Hill 364. These young men gave
their lives. And Teenage Harlets too. The Teenage Harlets
who. . . who loved bowling.

And so, Teenage--Fucking--Harlets,
in accordance with what we think
your dying wishes might well have
been, we commit your mortal remains
to the bosom of
the Pacific Ocean, which you loved
so well.

Goodnight, sweet prince.
Matt Mayhem’s One Man Band





Apr 18 2008 9:13 PM

Hey Guys. I'm bummed you're calling it quits. I really dig your brand of ROck 'n' Roll. I even cover "Do the Jerk" in live sets. Anyway, Take care.
Shotgun Liz





Apr 18 2008 10:41 PM

Have an amazing show tonight fellas.
I wish I could make it down there.
Knock em dead!
**SoCal Doll©**





Apr 19 2008 2:55 AM

Kill it tonight!!!!
Neat Neat Noise





Apr 19 2008 4:16 AM

Hey Johnny - thanks doin' the show ... again. Re-live the magic ... again ... courtesy of good ol' at Pirate Cat Radio 87.
9FM




Podcast and Set list


* Shows only available for download for 6 weeks after air date.


Til Next Time,
Mike
Neat Neat Noise
Pirate Cat Radio studio/cafe @ 2781 21st. @ Florida st.
, San Francisco


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Dead Ringers





Apr 19 2008 9:46 AM

fucking bummed that was the last show...but gotta say that was fucking amazing tonight! Tons of toilet paper, people, and shots whiskey on stage! Hope it was as much fun for you guys as it was for everyone else out there!
Miss Von Mean Mouth





Apr 19 2008 3:26 PM

soooo happy

and sooo

saaaad
Tim





Apr 17 2008 4:56 AM

Hooray! My hip got busted! I can go to the show now!
On the road again!





Apr 17 2008 1:26 AM

Trouble landed today...see you soon! XO~S
Mauro • Dj Lips • Notes sk8rock





Apr 12 2008 6:59 AM

i saw U yrs ago in SF ,with tribe8 may be , and i really enjoied the show...

well may be i can't come to see your last show , but PLAY LOUD so i'll hear from my place ( ROME)

cheers
Mauro
On the road again!





Apr 12 2008 6:16 PM

Plane tickets purchased and packing in progress! See you bitches soon! XO~S
Samantha Marie





Apr 11 2008 6:09 AM

Dear Harlets,

Underagers want in. I hope you are devising an epic plan for our entrance. Don't let me down.

xoxo
bononobo





Apr 11 2008 12:44 PM

Last show!!! are you crazy!!!
first you need to come in France you know it!!!
Gates of Light





Apr 11 2008 5:54 PM

Thank you so much for the add!

Gates of Light loves you!
Chu-chi Face





Apr 10 2008 5:02 PM

I love your music! =D
FlexXBronco





Apr 10 2008 3:11 AM

Hey serious question for you guys,

ARE THE BADMEN REALLY BAD MEN? OR ARE THEY JUST A BAD BAND?
That should be dismals final sign off for the night!!!!
TOPS!





Apr 8 2008 3:21 PM

dang, how can i get a plane ticket? i'm kidding. kind of. i am totally bummed that i won't be seeing your last show. but, you guys have fun and make sure to give shannon a great time. she deserves it. the last show...boo.
Doug Sakmann





Apr 8 2008 7:12 AM

why is it your last show? waaaa! there is still more places to rock and booze to drink!
Rattlesnake





Apr 8 2008 12:51 AM

The tickets have been purchased..it's TOTALLY on.. I'm so very very honored to get to be at the last show.. THANKS you guys that's so fuckin cool and made my dae!!!!! see ya'll soon get ready for 5 days of FUN FUN FUN!!!!!
ity bitty titty committee





Apr 7 2008 11:23 PM

breaking up sucks 2 dicks like its 2006! im bummed..
Bellavans





Apr 6 2008 10:16 PM

April 18th, I will be there for sure!
GUIzzo