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Now Then Doyles. Tin Head here. A bit about me.

Our mam Borned me in parkside hospital in the Boro, my very first meal after i was released from our mams tit was a parmo from the europa. im a regular in the europa, i often go in there and start shit with the waiters.

When i was 9 a security guard caught me shoplifting in Uptons, our mam wanted a net curtain for the front window so i put it in my Naff Co 54 jacket, but the lining tore and it fell out. last time i buy a coat from doggy market like!

at age 9 i went to the park and and fell off the monkey bars and ripped my red and green shell suit.

At 10, our mam gorrus a Beko hifi and the neighbours put our window in cos i played technotronic all night.

At age 11 i spent a lot of time breaking into linthorpe dairies and then hoying the full milk bottles at buses

when i was 12 our mam got me a sega master system to keep me in the house so i wouldnt go out causing chew in the red rose. alex kidd was fucking shite.

Aged 13 i found Snowie behind Boro Pizzas cowering in a pizza box covered in Garlic Sauce.

Aged 15 i ragged some lass with no legs, i didn't like that, but she made me what i am today.

Aged 16 Tried Poppers for the first time in the Madison, i spent the rest of the night trying to break into Greggs downstairs

Age 17 Captain Haddock, The Thompson Twins and me stole a load of blue sweaters from BHS

When i was 18 i got a tattoo in the 'in-shops' in dundas arcade, you know, where all the goths and bongs are. i got a bulldogs face on my right arm and underneath it says 'made in Gtown'