Emersom Biggins

About me:

I'm me and thats all i'm ever going to be. I'll be the way I am until the day i'm rotting beneath the earth because thats me, and no one can change that. I'm not gonna change for you, her, him or anyone else. If you don't like me, walk the fuck away. I may do things you don't agree with, I might say things out of the way, and I most assuredly look unconventional, but I am the way I want to be, and that's how it's always going to be. Now that we've gotten that out of the way, time for the randomness.

I'm Sara.

I am fiercely in love.

I'm a huge goddamn nerd.

MSN - Zomenashi@yahoo.com

I'm a fatty, and i'm cool with it.

Click here to read my dirty stories >:)

I have a Shih-Tzu named Spike and two fat rats named Emily and Egg.

I live in South Carolina.

I shaved my head. And no, i'm not crazy. Ok, yes I am.

I correct people. Not to be mean, it's just a habit.

I try and open my microwave one second before it's done because i don't like the beeping noise it makes. Same with my alarm clock.

I check my back seat of my car when I get in to drive for midgets... I don't trust the little guys.

If I'm home alone and I hear a noise, I grab something weapon like, a knife or a bat or something and walk from room to room, even if I'm sure nobody is there.

If i get pissed off i start having a conversation outloud with myself explain my hatred for the thing in question.

I also like to watch the rain drops go down the window when i am in the car. I pretend they are dudes racing to get to the bottom of the window. I name one of the drops Steve. If Steve doesn't win i roll down the window and fuck them all up.

I love movies. Like seriously. Movie buff IRL.

I have migranes often. Just like Psyduck....

I took my clothes off in 1st grade.

I wrote a boy a note in 2nd grade asking him, quote, " Will you have ..pie.. sex with me?" Afterwords I got a stern talking to.

The sound of the phone ringing, or the doorbell makes me hella anxious.

Whether i'm at your house, in public or at home, 99.9% of the time i'm in my PJ's.

I'm a /b/tard.

Alan Rickman is a God.

I love water. Lakes, ponds, the ocean, whatever. If it's deep i'll fucking swim in it.

I want to be a mermaid.

Alice in Wonderland is my favorite movie/book ever, and I may have a small obsession with it....

If there's one thing i've learned, it's never to take what you have for granted. There's no way to know how long you'll have it, so cherish the time you've got.

I have insomnia.

I've got my lip, nose and tongue pierced, and I have a tattoo on my wrist.

I have too many favourite bands/artists to name.

Most of the people in my family suck bawls, but there are a select few who've really helped me out when I needed them. And i'm very thankful for them.

Rule 34, no exceptions.

Coca~Cola is the superior soda. It's super nom.

I live on the interwebs. The outside world scares me.

Ultimately, I want to work as an Animal Caretaker at a Zoo.

This is my bestest friend Brittany.

And this is my lovermayn/boyfriendtard, Josh.

I hate gold.

I like cheese.

I love music.

I love playing the keyboard, even though i'm not particularly good at it.

I wish I could sing.

My eyesight is shit.

My scar beats yours.

I HATE talking on the phone. MSN is better.

I'm a Harry Potter fag. And i'm proud of it.

Japanese Women are fucking hawt. And they make fun noises during sex.

I am a complete weeaboo.

I do things you probably won't like.

Skittles. You fucking eat them.

I have nothing of particular importance to say, really.

I'm Leet. It's true, ask anyone.

I has a flavor.

I'm a Semi-Stoner.

I secretly wish Hugh Laurie would happen upon my doorstep to proclaim his undying love for me.

I do not like to be touched, unless I like to be touched.

Hugs are always the exception.

I have a depressive personality. Unless i'm happy.

I HATE germs.

Germ-X is good.

I've often wondered what would happen if you put peroxide in someone's eye.

I have a skull named Bob. He talks with me about the world.

I have this list of celebrities that i'd like to secks.

My right thumb is double jointed.

I have a thing about necks and hands.

I am in fiercely love.

I like fire. Alot. Pyromaniac, I believe is the correct term.