Hailey Campbell

Charlie Bubblegum

Charlie is genius.
Alright, he's made from a million
pieces of old bubblegum.
Imagine that!
In the summer of 1976,
on his way home
from an Alice Cooper concert,
Charlie started to melt
onto the pavement.
It was too hot in L.A. ,
and he melted like a pink bitch.
Luckily though,
there was Eric Phillips,
a local crocodile who
dabbled in black magic.
He took pity on Charlie
and scrapped him off the floor
with a pair of fish slicers.
He poored him onto an antique
soup ladle and boarded
his magic carpet.

Destination: Alaska.

Eric Phillips decided
to refreeze Charlie.
But in his own bloody
reptillian haste,
he refroze him into
the shape of a hoover.
Charlie wasn't phased though.
He just zoomed about the place.
Sucking up Inuits.
The Inuits didn't mind though.
They loved it inside Charlie's
pink tight warm belly pouch.
And they refused to come out;
And Charlie said:
''I'm cool with it!''
And set fire to a poche hammer
to make it official.
The downside was that the Inuits
suffocated in the evening.
It was airtight in there.
Charlie then panicked,
and fired the tiny
Inuit bullets into
Eric's crocodile pupils.
The green shape was frozen.

After a quick drink,
Charlie STOLE away on
Phillip's magic carpet
and left for Seatle.
Charlie was racked with guilt.
He'd killed fifty Inuits;
No one needs that.
He decided to spend
the rest of his
life putting small
hairtyles onto boots,
monkey nuts, trumpets and spanners.