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.. (+)The name's Rachelle (ruh-SHELL), but if that's too difficult for you, just call me Elle
(+)Believe it or not, I'm 21 years old
(+)I'm just extremely short
(+)"I was born with a genetic condition known as grotesquelittlepigletism in which I am always shorter than whoever stands closest to me. This condition is not without its perks, however. Many a time have I been inhaled by my enemies, only to wreak havoc on them from he inside. chewing on their cells and causing their very infrastructure to collapse. Being vomited out is hardly a glamorous victory, to be sure, but the satisfaction in knowing you’ll never have to deal with that drunken frat fuck that bothers you when all you want is to ride around on a mouse in peace is worth it." -Jhonen Vasquez
(+)Yes, I really am a lesbian...unfortunately (it has basically made my life a living hell cuz I always fall for the beautiful straight girls)
(+)I speak fluent Gay
(+)I graduated from North Scott High School, class of '07
(+)I dunno wtf I wanna do with my life and my mom is forcing me to go to a community college
(+)I lived in Portage, Indiana until my sophomore year and I miss it like hell
(+)I don't have a life, I just sit around and watch TV...AND I LOVE IT
(+)I basically worship Kristen Wiig. She's fucking hilarious and incredibly hot and she is the shiit.
(+)Obsession would be an understatement: SAW, The White Stripes, TV, House M.D. (Cameron = ♥, Cuddy = ♥, Thirteen = ♥, Amber = ♥), Jennifer Morrison, Lisa Edelstein, Olivia Wilde, Grey's Anatomy (Lexie = ♥, Izzie = ♥, Meredith = ♥), Scrubs (Elliot = ♥), Private Practice (Addison = ♥), Kate Walsh, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (Dee = ♥), Weeds (Nancy = ♥), Mary-Louise Parker, The L Word (Alice = ♥, Dana = ♥, Helena = ♥), Dexter (Deb = ♥, Rita = ♥), Damages (Ellen = ♥, Katie = ♥), Rose Byrne, The Riches (Dahlia = ♥, Di Di = ♥), Minnie Driver, Kristen Wiig, Invader Zim, music...
(+)Women I find extremely attractive include Kate Walsh, Rose Byrne, Ellen Page, Jennifer Morrison, Lisa Edelstein, Katherine Heigl, Chyler Leigh, Ellen Pompeo, Sarah Chalke, Olivia Wilde, Anne Dudek, Kaitlin Olson, Mary-Louise Parker, Anastasia Griffith, Minnie Driver, Shannon Woodward, Lili Taylor, Naomi Watts, Amber Tamblyn, Jennifer Carpenter, Julie Benz, Jennifer Connelly, Leisha Hailey, Erin Daniels, Rachel Shelley, Kristen Wiig, Tina Fey, Sarah Silverman, Kathy Griffin, Leslie Feist, Diane Neal, Bonnie Wright, Evanna Lynch, and Emma Watson <3
(+)Music is my life. I don't know of anyone who has as many CDs as I do. If you saw how many cases of CDs I have, you'd think I was insane. And I am.
(+)I'm basically a mutt when it comes to music, but I think the majority is rock, ska, and reggae
(+)Just because I like girls does not make me "creepy". So eff off
(+)I try not to take life too seriously and I love to laugh, act like a moron, and just have a good time. I think many people often confuse that with being "weird" or "retarded" or "immature" or "annoying". If you're one of those people...screw you
(+)Also, I'd like to let everyone know how much I love Paige (you know, that hot chick who's my #1). She makes kickass icons and wallpapers and she's an amazing friend. Plus, she's hawt XP In other words, SHE'S THE SHIT. Let me tell it to ya one time. Ya violate her even one time. Imuna pull the trigger one time. Got that?
(+)Amanda Silverman was, is, and always will be my best friend. RIP, homie. I miss you ..



MMKAY, WIIG TIME, EVERYBODY

kristenwiigfan.com <--I honestly do not know what I would do with myself if it wasn't for that site right there

Penelope at the Charity Auction
(This is probably the funniest character Kristen does, so if you're only gonna watch one of these, pick one of the Penelope ones...or the surprise party one, that one's awesome too XD)

Penelope at the Tenant Meeting

SURPRISE PARTY!!!
(One of my favorite Kristen skits)

As Judy Grimes
(Gawd, Kristen Wiig is so fucking AMAZING. Seriously, watch this, she's fucking FLAWLESS in this. Gawd, I can't get over it. She's so fucking talented. I LOVE HERRRRRR <333)

Virgania Horsen's Hot Air Balloon Rides
(Why face the horrors of the airport? Rent a hot air balloon)

Michelle Dison - WVIR News
(Another one of my favorite characters Kristen portrays)

Another hilarious Michelle Dison video

Two A-Holes at an Adoption Agency
(The "Two A-Holes" skits are hilarious, btw)

Two A-Holes in a Live Nativity Scene

Two A-Holes at a Travel Agency

Two A-Holes at Crime Scene

Two A-Holes Do Karaoke

Target Lady

Target Lady at Valentines Day time

Target Lady at Christmas time

As Suze Orman

Again, as Suze Orman

Internet Celebrities
(THE GRAPE LADY! LMAO! YES!!)

Deal or No Deal

Japanese Office

Awkward conversation between carpooling coworkers
(The Celine Dion part of this is the best XD)

Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes

Aunt Linda. On holiday films

Aunt Linda. On summer blockbusters

Aunt Linda. On the 2007 oscars

Kristen singing "What Is This Feeling" from Wicked with Amy Adams
(This one isn't rly FUNNY, I just think it's incredibly hot when Kristen sings......or does anything for that matter...)


ELLEN PAGE IS TEH SECKS


HORNY FOR SIGOURNEY


KATHY GRIFFIN IS GOD


IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA: BEST. SHOW. EVER. AND DEE IS FREAKIN' HAWWWWT


Feist + Chickens = <3




PROBABLY MY FAVORITE PICTURE EVER♥

Me and my little rock and roll queen, Charlotte from The Subways!




Also, I'm obsessed with femslash

"That's hot"
Yes, Cameron. Yes it is. And so is the thought of you and Cuddy having hot secks with eachother.

My ships include:

HOUSE M.D.:
CameronxCuddy <3

Cameronx"Thirteen"

Cuddyx"Thirteen"

"Thirteen"xCutthroat Bitch


GREY'S ANATOMY:
IzziexLexie
IzziexMeredith
MeredithxSadie
LexiexSadie

PRIVATE PRACTICE:
AddisonxViolet
AddisonxCharlotte

SCRUBS:
ElliotxMolly(Clock)

THE L WORD:
JennyxMarina
DanaxLara
DanaxAlice

DEXTER:
DebxRita

DAMAGES:
PattyxEllen

EllenxKatie

LAW & ORDER: SVU
OliviaxAlex


SEX AND THE CITY:
CarriexCharlotte

SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE:
Tina FeyxAmy Poehler


HARRY POTTER:
GinnyxLuna
GinnyxHermione
LunaxHermione

SAW:
AmandaxKerry
..

Who I'd like to meet:

v Embeth Davidtz v ♥
(She was my first love. I wanted to tap that when I first saw her in Matilda when I was little, and I STILL wanna tap that. DAMN.)


v Kristen Wiig v ♥


v Ellen Page v ♥


v Jennifer Morrison v ♥


v Lisa Edelstein v ♥


v Olivia Wilde v ♥


v Anne Dudek v ♥



v Shawnee Smith v ♥


v Minnie Driver v ♥


v Katherine Heigl v ♥


v Chyler Leigh v ♥


v Kate Walsh v ♥


v Ellen Pompeo v ♥


v Sarah Chalke v ♥


v Kaitlin Olson v ♥


v Mary-Louise Parker v ♥


v Lili Taylor v ♥

v Naomi Watts v ♥


v Amber Tamblyn v ♥


v Lea Michele v ♥

v Leslie Feist v ♥


v Diane Neal v ♥


v Jennifer Connelly v ♥

v Rose Byrne v ♥


v Anastasia Griffith v ♥


v Sigourney Weaver v ♥


v Kathryn Erbe v ♥


v Leisha Hailey v ♥


v Erin Daniels v ♥

v Rachel Shelley v ♥


v Sarah Silverman v ♥


v Kathy Griffin v ♥


v Amy Poehler v ♥


v Tina Fey v ♥


v Maya Rudolph v


v Seth Meyers v


v Emma Watson v ♥


v Evanna Lynch v ♥


v Bonnie Wright v ♥


v Tobin Bell v


v Daveigh Chase v


v Meg White v ♥


v Jack White v


v Jhonen Vasquez v


v Roman Dirge v


..


YESSS, THIRTEEN'S BI♥ DEFINITELY ONE OF THE TOP 10 MOMENTS IN MY LIFE. AND YES, I HAVE A PATHETIC LIFE.


OH. MY. GOD. *dies* <333

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: Portage, IN
  • Orientation: Lesbian
  • Body type: Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Agnostic
  • Zodiac Sign: Leo
  • Children: I don't want kids
  • Smoke: Yes
  • Education: In college
  • Occupation: Hobo

Schools

  • North Scott Senior High School

    • Eldridge, IOWA
    • Graduated: 2007
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Major: No idea
    • Clubs: Um...I was in band...
    2004 to 2007
  • Portage High School

    • Portage, IN
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    2003 to 2004

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