Telekinetic Walrus and the Pride of Ions
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5 Songs | Jun 21, 2009
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Genre: Experimental / Live Electronics / Psychedelic
Location MIAMI, US
Profile Views: 29781
Last Login: 5/1/2013
Member Since 5/3/2009
Website www.telekineticwalrus.com
Type of Label Unsigned
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Before there was time, there was a massive pride of primordial walruses which roamed the first ancient universe. They were the guardians of the essence of life which created all life in all universes. But, first... they had to reach the center of all the universes, literally, the very nucleus; it's a very unique universe that has the element Carbon in it; this is the only universe that has a substance so spectacular. The Primordial Pride of Walruses were sent to the center of all universes by The Grand Creator who gave The Prime Primordial Walrus a package of about medium proportions and instructed him and his Pride to journey to the star at the center of all universes and toss the package into its heart. So, The Prime Primordial Walrus gathered his Pride and began an adventure across the infinitely vast stretches of deep space. Through years of peril and opposition from horrid and barbaric creatures, extensive time stretching telephonic travels, and some crafty walrus skills The Prime Primordial Walrus finally accomplished the task of tossing The Grand Creator's box of mysterious contents and about medium proportions into the heart of the star at the center of all universes. There was a great explosion and light beams of all colors, shapes, and sizes erupted from the surface of the majestic star and bloomed out as far as the walrus eye could see. Stunned, The Prime Primordial Walrus knew then that the contents of the package were that of the very essence of life itself, and that a great deed had been done. Little did he know the significance of the actions he undertook, or of the amazing implications of life across all universes that did not derive from the ancient dark forces of the time before universes. But it was a very bittersweet victory for the Prime Primordial Walrus, for all the rest of The Pride of Primordial Walruses sacrificed their own lives for the cause of The Great Creator and now the Prime Primordial Walrus was the last of his pride... well, not exactly. The Prime Primordial Walrus is a master in mass-manipulation of moleculaen-bound matter through telekinesis, thus he fused the spirits of the great Primordial Walruses into a form of life based off of the fission of ionized meta-materials. The Telekinetic Walrus continues to carry The Pride of Ions, in their ionized form, with him to draw from the great power of The Primordial Pride of Walruses, defeating evil in the universe that constantly tries to strike The Great Creator from his reign to unleash their own dark ambitions on the existence of universes. That's about it, he also likes to record music when he's somewhere there's sufficient enough atmosphere to resonate sound. And when he does resonate sound, he likes to post up the recordings for some very close friends of his and The Great Creator's, as they are creators, too: the humans! So, enjoy the sounds prepared for your palette by Telekinetic Walrus and The Pride of Ions -
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The Ions: Ydiz :: Producer / Bass / Beats / Synth / Kaoss Pad / Vocal / Wickedly Fatal Menace to Your Eardrums Evoking the Evolution of Electronic Stimulation Aleah Axiom :: Prehistoric Bump in Yo' Face Spiced with Future-Infused Bassoon TimeZoo Keeper :: Lead Vocal / Keyboard / Synth / Strings / Beatbox / Wizard of Molecule Rearrangement resulting in Mass Mental Manipulation Science Elder Z43-CBF :: Live Sound / Live effects / Live Madness / Logical Kaossilating Superconducting Extraterrestrial from the 11th demension. Andrew Parker :: Live Visuals. Live Apple Bobbing. Visual master of the optical reference and journey synchronizing through mind, matter, and Xlartagian mold cultures used to fight off chili dogitis -------------------- Corinne Stevie - Vocals / MC Taylor Vega - Saxophone Sean Skelton - Guitar Tubby Love - Vocals Kyle Crossland, Chris Valente - Vocals Andrew Parker - Web & Graphic Design Edwin 'Earthtone' Vegas - Phunkographer -
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Hi Telekinetic Walrus And The Pride Of Ions, I find your eyes to be a wondrous amusement park filled with neo-plastic pleasures and turkish delights. As the bliss slowly rises in my incandescent eluxulator, your mere presence has a euphoric effect upon me. I desire to see life through your hallucinations so that they massage my viscera into an eternal state of turgid flux. Your eyes show as many deep and full shades of fire as a thousand supernovas. How it passes there and back again like a tear drop glistening in moonlight. You breath as delicately as vapors flowing towards an attractive flame. Transistors bridge where your vanity would never go. Your beauty is equal to the smoothness of a polished gem. How beautiful is the snowshine in your eyes, so directly current from the static in your mind. Your wonderfully bright soul keep the demons from torturing me. Your hair sends forth a sheen remniscent of golden sunlight winding through shadows. How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
Awesome performance at White Room!