It all started out back when i was a nut inside my daddy's ball sack.He and my mother had drunk sex in the back of a 76 Buick.Which i would learn i was a back seat accident.But anyways.When growing up in a massive town of 300 people(the sign says 350 but i'll just say 300).One tends to get bored.Like i am now typing this shit.It all started when i was like 8 or 9 home alone alot.I would look in the phone book and call people that just had some fucked up names.I did it alot.Then my parents had a tape recorder for the telephone. So i decided after hearing a jerky boy tape i can do this shit.I did alot of calls being stuck in a shit hole town with nothing to do but steal chrismas lights or piss in the town swimming pool.I made tape after tape i showed them to a few peps.Then my brother came home from school one day and said there is more pranking groups.I said u got to be a dog dicking mother fucker(FAT RAT quote).He came home with a tape from the group the ballbusters.Which was way better then the jerky boys.So i hurried up and high dub two tapes cause this was in 95 and we didnt have what they call a burner back then.I sent off two tapes to two different labels.One being the home of jerky boys Select Records and the other being D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F. Records.Thinking nothing of it, months went by.One day i recieved a package from d.i.l.l.i.g.a.f. saying thanks for checking us out blah blah blah and sent a t shirt.So i was like damn my dreams of hollywood ended before they began.About a week passes i recieve another letter in the mail.Which this time its was like a 15 old boy getting his fingers wet for the first time i was like a dog licking a red rocket and jumping for joy.They were interested and wanted me to contact them.O.K. a 15 year old freshman talking to these records v.i.p.s which i was scared shitless to do.I figured once they found out i was 15 they would pass on me.But hell no dude they were down with the clown.What won their hearts was my personal basketball card i sent them.Which i cut my face out of a picture and glued it to this random basketball card looked killer tho.A month or two went by i sent more tapes and then its was on since i was 15 they had to talk to me mums and she had to give the ok.She didnt have a clue what she got talked into.So in may of 1995 i signed to d.i.l.l.i.g.a.f. records.The next few months which was summer break for me was also a job which everyday they would call me from New York(thats where the headquarters was)and give me shit i would have to try and call and prank.I had cops at my house i had phone bills you wouldnt want to see.But it was worth it.By sept 95 telephone head was born.Other then that this is getting lame and i cant think of much more to say.More to come stay tuned..............
From the same recording company that produced such prank call greats as the Ball Busters and the 976-Girls comes this great CD. It's a hilarious collection of prank calls that you won't want to miss. TRACK TITLES: Rude Johnny; What Are You Doing?; Stewart's New Computer; Flex; Big Bad Rick; The Deal; Karate Kid; Rip Me Off; Stewart Winslow; Book Boy; Auto Theft; Cookie Lady; Stewart Buys A Car; Part 2 (The Call Back)
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