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.. .. Quotes "I am Jack's immense impatience for stupid people. I overwhelm his mind and remove all pity for the feeble minds of others. I make him cocky, for I reassure him that though his body may not be, his mind is superior to the majority of the beings on this inferior planet. Yet it is this blatant self-pride I generate that will someday be Jack's downfall."
-Me

"When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons, and bail."
-Forgetting Sarah Marshal.. "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."
-Homer Simpson.. "I wonder why Guy's haven't evolved their nipples away."
-Tim Buckley.. "Everybody thinks their right in a war... Everybody still dies in the end.
-Death Sentence.. "People love guns, because America is the land of opportunity. Where a poor man can become rich, and a pussy can become a tough guy if he has a gun in his hand."
-Shoot Em Up.. "Thats the problem with goals, they become the thing you talk about instead of the thing you do."
-Grindhouse: Planet Terror.. "Remember, theres no such thing as stupid questions, just stupid people."
-South Park

"If someone prays for patience, do you think God gives them patience? Or does he give them the opportunity to be patient?
If he prayed for courage, does God give him courage? Or give him the opportunity to be courageous?
If someone prayed for their family to be closer, do you think God zaps them with warm fuzzy feelings?
Or does he give them an opportunity to love each other?"
-Evan Almighty

"Even the broken clock gets to be right twice a day."
-Fracture

"You are who you are, the why doesn't mean a thing."
-Breach

"Is adult entertainment killing our children? Or is killing children entertaining our adults?"
-Marilyn Manson

"I don't think my opinion means jack shit, because I'm an actor. Why do actors think their opinions mean more because they act? They just caught a break as an actor. There are hundreds - thousands - of actors who are just as good as they are, and probably better. Have you heard anything useful come out of an actor's mouth lately?"
-Bruce Willis

"Sometimes people do things that you don't expect and you don't understand, and sometimes they have a really good reason for it."
-Smallville

"They make a psychiatrist get psychoanalyzed before they can get certified, but they don’t make a surgeon get cut on. That seem right to you?"
-Firefly

"This place is deader than a Texas Salad Bar."
-Stargate SG1

"A cult is just what the big congregation calls the little congregation."
-The 4400

"It is the individual that brings the issue to the activity, not the activity that brings the issue to the individual."
-Tim Buckley

"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."
-Futurama

"That's why they call it a shortcut, if it was easy it would just be the way."
-RoadTrip

"What this country needs isn't gun control, it's bullet control."
-Chris Rock

"Usually what people don't understand they try to destroy."
-Damien Echols

"Everything is eventual."
-Robert K. Waldron