Andy -Mai Mai-
Andy -Mai Mai- Naive Cartoon-tainted Abstract Surrealism. http://www.andymaimai.blogspot.com

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27 years old
Melbourne, the streets, Victoria
Australia



Last Login: 12/15/2009
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GeneralMy drawings:



Bonnie...

This paragraph interests me.

As does this! Music, Art, Comedy etc. Things that are interesting. I tend to get easily bored.
I like to have fun in virtualy any capacity! Huzzah!
Some "general" stuff I enjoy:





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MusicNoise
Dialup internet sounds
Dubstep. Let the bass blows my head off
Leo Kottke, Nick Drake, Carl Perkins, Muddy Waters
Electronic (Aphex Twin, Boards of Canada, Squarepusher etc)
Metal
Rock with balls.
Classical
Stupid noises
Industrial (Einsturzende Neubauten, foetus etc)
Experimental
Folk,
Electro,
Beats and Rhyme (Beans etc)
Y.Misdaq (Aka "yoshi"),
... bla bla bla alot of music I like.












Okay, time for some promotion. Check out this group. They're relativaly unknown. The spooky men's chorale.
MoviesDavid Lynch (Eraserhead, the elephant man etc).
Alejandro Jodoworsky stuff like:
El Topo.
Holy Mountain. You know.
Fantastic Planet.
Twins of evil.
Amadeus.
Baraka.
Tideland.
A clockwork orange.
Carnival of souls.
Ichi the Killer.
Un Chien Andalou.
Short Circut.
Fernando Arrabal's movies. Viva la Muerte, I will walk like a crazy horse etc.
Waking Life.
The Tin Drum.
Naked Lunch.
Altered States.
A Dirty Shame.
Killer Tomatoes.
City of the lost children.
Akira.
Freddy Got Fingered.
The Great Dictator.
Tetsuo (Ironman, bodyhammer).
The Seven Samurai.
Sleepy Hollow
Ran.
Godzilla (Jap orig).
Plus many more films.






TelevisionFather Ted,
Futurama,
Monty Python,
Not only but also,
The Goodies,
Count Duckula,
The Young Ones,
Black Books,
Ren and Stimpy,
Mighty Boosh,
The Fast Show,
Spaced,
The Office,
The Tick,
Strongbad!(Well, internet tv!)
The Maxx,
Transformers (I'm a dork),
Bottom,
Neon Genisis Evangelion,
The League Of Gentlemen,
The Brak Show,
Aqua Teen Hunger Force,
Rocko's Modern Life,
Family Guy, Californication.




NOW LET'S ADD PAINTERS AND OTHER ARTISTS IN THIS SECTION AS MYSPACE SEEMS TO THINK THEY DON'T DESERVE A SECTION.
Franz von Bayros.
Felicien Rops.
Max Ernest.
Marcel Duchamp.
Yves Tanguy.
Hieronymos Bosh.
Nadar (photographer).
Aubrey Beardsley.
Gustav Klimt.
Alfons Mucha.
Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec.
BooksOkay, time to generalize. I like reading about various religious beliefs. At the moment I'm reading the bhagavad gita.
Um, I like reading about things like quantum physics, theories on the universe and how it works etc.
I recommend these books on such subjects:
"Conversations on the edge of the apocalypse" -David Jay Brown.
"The magnetic fields" (Early surrealist book).
"The Human Encounter With Death" - Grof, S and Halifax.
Ugh.. I could go on for ages. You get where I'm going (I hope!).
Authors:
Andre Breton (Founder of surrealism).
Victor Hugo.
Algernon Charles Swinburne (Decedant poetry).
Oscar Wilde.
Eric Stenbock.
Comte de Lautreamont.
Antonin Artaud.
Frederico Garcia Lorca.
Luis Scutenaire.
Tom Stoppard.
I read things by Terry Prattchet, Spike Milligan etc.
Biographies I do enjoy also! Poetry, Fiction etc.
Too many things to list.



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HeroesI'd have to say that my all-time-fav-hereo is...... Nope, don't have one. Sorry. People I like include: Edward Lear, Spike Milligan, Lewis Carol, George Carlin, Charles Baudelaire, Jules Amedre Barby d'Aurevilly.
Groups: AustraliaBroken BoyzMr.BungleMELBOURNE MUTHAFUKKAS TO THE X-CORENoahideThe Kaitlyn Dibenedetto Fan group"Robot Rights"Gloomy Bear [Train]

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     Andy -Mai Mai- 's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Melbourne, Australia.
Body type:8' 10"
Ethnicity:Other
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Occupation:Various media based entertainer.
Income:$250,000 and Higher



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About me:

STUFF.
Myspace Arts and Culture "featured Artist" Aug 2009. That was fun.
Featured Artist for the week.www.myspace.com/arts

Me:
PM Leatherwear shoot. Complete with missing shirt.
Hello.
My name is Andy, and I do 'things'. Some of these 'things' involve art, music, comedy, and writing.
At the moment I've stopped focusing on writing music that much. The song playing in my profile is the last song I'll be doing for a awhile.
Currently focusing on refining my sketches, and rehearsing a few stage shows!. Surreal, offensive, out of control comedy fun times!
I tend to live in a crazy world full of art, spontanious adventure, and passion.
I swear, drink, smoke, choke and die regularly.
I've never ridden a camel.
I've ridden a horse.
I like Queen's "flash gordon" song.
I like sunday afternoons to be relaxed with music and beer.
I don't like taking life too seriously.
I don't like trains when they run late.
I like morning coffee.
There's more. I could go on.
Drawing...


Posing... (wank)





Life goes on.
I used to write silly little comics that sprouted from being a Telemarketer during the day for a phone company:



MUSIC
http://www.myspace.com/diethylamidemusic
IT'S THE MUSIC PLAYING ON MY PROFILE YOU DORK!


By the way, is SUPER-realism the next step? I think... maybe so...
Cosmic Clause.

Who I'd like to meet:
Pep Pep.

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Dec 15 2009 11:19 PM

I've been having a count down since 6am of the pending doom
of having to go to work in this heat at 1pm. 
It draws nearer D':
Cliffy

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Dec 15 2009 4:47 PM

I dread the day when snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
HURRICANE DRUNK.

Ruthie De Beaux



Dec 15 2009 1:45 PM

Haha, that was actually the night Rokett was accused of being a jew-hating nazi :)
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Dec 15 2009 8:56 AM

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Dec 13 2009 11:05 PM










ciao...have a wonderful day my friend...
Inu

Inu Onu



Dec 13 2009 10:16 PM

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Rokett... yeah!

Rokett... yeah!



Dec 13 2009 2:53 PM

Hahaha you took photos of your own bum!
CLAIRE LOUISE.

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Dec 13 2009 12:13 PM

Sonic can suck my mythical balls.
I never loose.
Too awesome for that.
BlackLady

BlackLady



Dec 13 2009 11:25 AM

Thanks for the friendship
Rah.

Reahn H
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Dec 13 2009 10:40 AM

I have work at 9am WTF anyway You the fuck are you
CLAIRE LOUISE.

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Dec 13 2009 10:34 AM

I don't see how that event was even slightly bad.
They dug it, they're foreign screams/ failing arms/attempts of suicide
is their native way of showing appreciation.
Learn the cultural terms before you point the finger! Geeh!

Anywhere with beer is heavenly, you don't even need to be there.
Actually, just send me beer in the post, screw moving further than my fence!
CLAIRE LOUISE.

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Dec 13 2009 10:17 AM

Who/What/Where/When was there racistness?!
Unless you're talking about the birds.
The birds deserved it.
They're ugly bastards, don't even pretend you don't have a vendetta against them.
-________________________________________________________________-

OH so if i had gone i would have been stood up!
REEKING OF ASS FUMES RIGHT NOW YOU ARE!
And stood up for Mormons! PFT!



CLAIRE LOUISE.

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Dec 13 2009 10:02 AM

Oh yurr, i was going to go to dv8 but my friend 
didn't want to go and it was her birthday
 thus, i went with the flow yo. YO.
Did you actually go?

BEAK? 
Are you suggesting that my face is a birds horny projecting
death bringing jaw?
Oh stop the flattery, you're making me blush.
But seriously now, you're an ass. -_____-
Quit farting all over my youth you ass.

Rah.

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Dec 13 2009 9:57 AM

Ummm I hve one why?
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Dec 13 2009 9:55 AM

Very very well :)


A bit more relaxed now that my works are ready to exhibit! :)


 

xx

CLAIRE LOUISE.

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Dec 13 2009 9:50 AM

YOUR FACE IS WEAK.
Like to see you have a sweet comeback to that mr. :{D

Oh yurr i did.
Shut up the drinks are cheap D:
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Dec 13 2009 9:43 AM

All out  :(
Plus the rooms still spinning.
Plus i spent all my money last night.
Plus i fear death. 
Plus my hands are cold, and beer is cold, i don't want frost bite.
I hear it pretty shit to have.
CLAIRE LOUISE.

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Dec 13 2009 9:34 AM

She has none, surgically removed at birth, she be ass-less.
Or.. Is she? Only time will tell.

I'm still drunkish from last night, winnnnnnnnnnnn!
Rokett... yeah!

Rokett... yeah!



Dec 13 2009 6:50 AM

did you get it on film? that'd be worth heaps!
Anchor Baby

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Dec 13 2009 3:38 AM

No problem, I really admire your artwork!

xx
terraES

Theresa Ketsch



Dec 11 2009 8:29 PM




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Dec 11 2009 2:17 AM

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Dec 10 2009 2:34 PM

Grazie!!!!!

Yes!!! We are in PEACE, compilation for Amnesty International out next January, along with other great names. See our blog section for infos. Cheers!!

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