crime (both fighting and committing), the three "R's", alcohol, and the number 4.
Music
blossom dearie, prince paul, the fiery furnaces, aquabats, noel coward, the entire spitkicker roster, friendly rich and the lollipop people, cindy lauper, de la soul, joe raposo, atmosphere, the tiger lillies, lenni jabour, wordsworth, wonfu, robbie williams, princess superstar, run with the kittens, del, the rolling stones, pete rock and c.l. smooth, the dresden dolls, tom lehrer, third bass, eartha kitt, classified, usher, the beach boys, common market, shadow puppets, amy winehouse, cole porter.
Movies
the city of lost children, singin' in the rain, nightmare before christmas, pee-wee's big adventure, clue, breakin', the impostors, adaptation, young frankenstein, zathura, fear and loathing in las vegas, drop dead fred, ferris buller's day off, return to oz, the great muppet caper, some like it hot, being john malcovitch, coming to america, labyrinth, delicatessen, sky high, cabaret, rize, hook, eyes wide shut, and the impressive win streak from pixar/disney. ...i'm expecting great things from walden/disney....
Television
the honeymooners, good times, wonderfalls, the price is right, the greatest american hero, all things henson, the tick, kim possible (later episodes), recess, filmore, gilligan's island, speaker's corner, the league of gentlemen(if only there was no laugh track...) and, of course, wrestling.
Books
books are overrated
Heroes
please send all applications to this myspace account. selected candidates will be notified via email or telephone. thanks.
About me: i am a robot. a robot that was programed to have feelings. however, i was bitten by a zombie. now all i crave is companionship. companionship and brains. it's all very confusing.
i am paid to be an idiot. i like to pretend i am a good dancer (specifically usher). i also tell people i can sing, but there is a reason why i'll only do karaoke when i'm drunk. very, very drunk. wanna find out what else i do when i'm very, very drunk? then buy me a drink.
Who I'd like to meet: girls who wear red noses, self centred assholes, princess di and her circle of friends, the critically acclaimed, balance beam walkers, drunkards, terminally ill children, pirates, the cast of dawsons creek, the cast of felicity, the cast of sha-na-na, anyone in a gang, prop comics, serial huggers, the harmlessly insane, hobos and their pets, pool sharks, evangelical preachers, the latest myspace/youtube "celebrity", brewmasters, talking animals, jonathan lerman, and other people who collect broken clocks.
How's it goin'? Listen, if you're not doing anything on Friday, June 8th, come check out Social Retard Productions' latest screening: "An Evening with Social Retards" @ the Paradise Toronto Comicon, @ 6:30pm. We'll be screening some new shorts, and doing a bit of Q&A. The Convention is being held at Exhibition Place, in the Direct Energy Centre, Hall C (The screening is in Salon 109). Admission to the screening is included with entrance into the Convention (Con ticket Info is available at www.torontocomicon.com). Hope you can make it out. It would be good to see you again.
mark- i forgot to tell you, there's an autistic family here that performs in the guy/concordia metro. one guy sings, another plays the keyboards and there's a girl that basically just hits the wall behind her with the palm of her hand. yesterday when i walked through there, the metro was filled to the ceiling with the maudlin cries of "Don't cry outloud". I wanted to film it for you...
why can't we just be friends.again. don't you remember when it wasn't weird. i'm sorry this is neither the time nor the place. call me mark. call me.mark.
ay! hip hop? karaoke? FRICK. i'll be west-coasting it March 6th-22nd (maybe longer). drat (double drat).
BUT it would seem you know a Burnt Marshmallow (Christina, above). we used to work with each other at Over the Rainbow. she has this routine as a kid named Tedor... jokes all the live long day.
the world is so small.
*whinces as a suspicious cello thunders*
too small.
