Teufel
"Boobies Make Me Smile"

Male
30 years old
Vancouver, British Columbia
Canada



Last Login:7/17/2008
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    Teufel's Interests
GeneralMixed Martial Arts. Boobs. Metal. Boobs.
Music*deep breath* Suffocation, Immolation, Incantation, Napalm Death, Deeds Of Flesh, Iniquity, Damaged, Fuck...I'm Dead, The Day Everything Became Nothing, The Crown, Circle Of Dead Children, Mexigorge, Nasum, Gadget, Negligent Collateral Collapse, Ahumado Granujo, Abramelin, Aeternus, Bolt Thrower, Brutal Truth, Alienation Mental, Cock And Ball Torture, Gut, Intense Hammer Rage, Amon Amarth, At The Gates, Monstrosity, Capharnaum, Carcass, Catasexual Urge Motivation, Cephalectomy, Cephalic Carnage, Anal Blast, Commit Suicide, Fornicator, Frightmare, Gorgasm, Whore, Gorgoroth, Abyssic Hate, Ember, Last Days Of Humanity, Leng Tch'e, Lykathea Aflame, Neuro Visceral Exhumation, Oxidised Razor, Pestilence, Death, Pig Destroyer, Sadis Euphoria, Regurgitate, Slayer, Vulgar Pigeons, Wormed, Benumb and countless others I can't remember at the moment.
MoviesPut it Where it Doesn't Belong, My Pipes Need Cleaning, All Tit Fucking Volume 8, I Need Your Cock, Ass Worshipping Rim Jobbers, My Cunt And Eight Shafts, Cum Clean, Cum Gargling Naked Sluts, Cum Buns III, Cumming in Socks, Cum On Ilene, Huge Black Cocks With Pearly White Cum, Girls Who Crave Cock, Girls Who Crave Cunt, Men Alone II: The KY Connection, Pink Pussy Lips, All Holes Filled with Hard Cock and Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
TelevisionThe Ultimate Fighter, UFC Unleashed, UFC All Access, Inside The UFC, Ultimate Fight Night, The Fight Network, Kenny vs Spenny, Family Guy, King Of The Hill, American Dad, Drawn Together, My Name Is Earl, The Boondocks, South Park, The Office (UK and US), Bottom, Young Ones, Red Dwarf, Monty Python, Kids In The Hall, Mr. Show, Arrested Development, News Radio, countless other shows that were cancelled too soon...
BooksI haven't read a book in ages. Then again I don't know how to read...
HeroesGlenn Quagmire. Giggidy giggidy giggidy!...

     Teufel's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Vancouver
Body type:Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Children:I don't want kids
Education:High school
Occupation:Pornographer... seriously!



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   Teufel's Blurbs
About me:
Attention: Gay Myspace Bands
Don't add me, I'll add you. If you want me to listen to your shitty band, send me a demo and I'll review it, otherwise, don't waste my time, motherfucker.

Attention: Gay MySpace Friend Whores
If I don't already know you, message me first, and if you don't seem like a douchebag I'll add you, also, my dick is so big it violates seventeen zoning laws...

Who I'd like to meet:
The evil monkey in Chris Griffin's closet...!

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Ruca Sin Causa





Jul 5 2008 8:51 PM

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Kin





Jul 1 2008 7:17 PM

i meant to say stumbled! by the way!
Kin





Jul 1 2008 7:15 PM

Hey I Appreciate the addition!
ha! anyway since this is the first time i write i'll just pay tribute...
i stubled upon your lair a while ago and laughed my head off by your cynicism, sarcasm, and all the asms! you rule and i thank you for your mordacity and keeping the metal alive and kicking posers in the teeth! would also enjoy reviews for these bands: sadistic mutilation, syphilic, poppy seed grinder and lapidate! they are quite sick and do give a proper delivery of metal! hails to a brother in metal!
Meshelle Taco Tuesday





Jun 12 2008 3:05 PM

You can always cyber-choke me, if you want...I have been told before that I am a bitch, so the equation seems to be accurate. Two beers, 1am, something is not right here...P.S. do you know anyone who needs a highly qualified moron for a job in the Helsinki/Vantaa area?

YAWOOOOOOOOO!
Sasha





Jun 8 2008 12:50 PM

Dominate

IN MY COUNTRY.. WIFE LIKE ANIMAL.. AND YOU.
YOU LIKE WIFE!
Tupacca





Jun 7 2008 7:34 PM

Oh it was laced with AIDS alright.

Now I got 3 years to live. THANKS MAN.
Tupacca





Jun 7 2008 1:35 AM

I'm scared of one of those promo cd's you sent.

The Freevil Burning one.

Oh God, it looks insanely gay.
Meshelle Taco Tuesday





May 26 2008 10:21 AM

EMOTIONS = drugs and alcohol = problems solved! How genius is this calculation???

Thank me later...
Meshelle Taco Tuesday





May 25 2008 11:53 AM

WHAT WHAT???

I can give you what you need......all I want is your big fat seed!
Meshelle Taco Tuesday





May 23 2008 2:38 PM

Hey! I have to tell you something-I like big butts and I cannot lie...that is why I am at the gym 24/7-while sober-working my love bump...

Miss you, and we need to talk more than just 5 seconds of spew over Msn k leotard!

M
Tupacca





May 22 2008 4:20 PM

I got the new Coffins, nigga.
Meshelle Taco Tuesday





Apr 24 2008 11:44 AM

Can you tell me a secret???? Where is Canada???

Hahaha, anyway, how are you my little bamboozle??? The Spring is here and Finland is awesome-finally. I cannot wait until all the festivals so I can have even more of an excuse to be wasted 24/7!

Love you longtime G.I.

M
Ibex Moon Records





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Meshelle Taco Tuesday





Mar 18 2008 3:29 PM

I picked something up off the table and ate it, and it turned out to be a delicious puppy treat...much like a Finnish snausage if you will...

I am hungover, can you please tell me what that is all aboot?

Love you
Meshelle Taco Tuesday





Mar 7 2008 5:32 PM

I love you too Tuf monk!
Fornicator





Mar 6 2008 9:23 PM

At least your not having crappy American Idol songs going through your head like me. But I kill those voices with alot of booze and visual stimulants. If that doesn't work, well then I guess it's time too go to bed and call it a day.
Meshelle Taco Tuesday





Mar 6 2008 5:36 PM

We are getting a dog and naming it cat...how fucking genius is that! I know, I know, it took me forever to come up with that one...

Anyhoo, I am awake at 3:30am sober...something must be wrong with me.

-Dr. Feelgood
Fornicator





Mar 5 2008 8:53 PM

RIGHT NOW I'M WEARING TRACK PANTS, FLIP FLOPS, DRINKING A 40 oz & DOING LAUNDRY. AS A MATTER OF FACT IT'S TIME TOO GO FOLD BEFORE IT WRINKLES.
Jo





Mar 2 2008 5:46 PM


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Feb 28 2008 2:33 PM

I peed myself, again...I think I need to make another embarassing hospital visit.

My last involved a Christmas ham, alcohol, a concussion, and a fractured rib. Don't ask...

Muah!
Fornicator





Feb 25 2008 3:40 PM

I think I'm burned out on porn.
Tupacca





Feb 24 2008 12:01 AM

FUCK YES

Meshelle Taco Tuesday





Feb 19 2008 5:16 AM

Whats up captain soiled pants? I miss you...
Elisabeth





Feb 14 2008 11:49 AM


&hearts, elis
Jo





Feb 13 2008 6:57 PM

Valentine's Day
Sasha





Feb 13 2008 12:22 PM

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

Happy Valentines Day

LICKY LICKY
Jo





Feb 10 2008 7:33 PM



Hahaha... you know me with the spider pig! This was too purrfect. ;-)
Meshelle Taco Tuesday





Feb 9 2008 5:32 PM

He looks just like you! How adorable!
Sasha





Feb 8 2008 11:42 AM

I'd appreciate it if you took your thumb out of my rectum some time soon... it's red and swollen.. i think it might be infected
International Harvester of Sorrow





Feb 8 2008 7:51 AM

You haven't posted any of your special semi-entertaining surveys in quite some time. This leads one to believe that you have either:

1. Found Jesus
2. Found a girl to have anal relations with
3. Your hands finally went numb from the frequent masturbation.

Well...
Meshelle Taco Tuesday





Feb 7 2008 12:57 PM

FLASH DANCE!!!!!!!!!!1
Damian





Jan 30 2008 12:04 PM



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