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Teufel

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  • Teufel

  • 32 / Male
  • Vancouver, British Columbia, CA
  • Last Login: 10/16/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Mixed Martial Arts. Boobs. Metal. Boobs.

  • Music

    *deep breath* Suffocation, Immolation, Incantation, Napalm Death, Deeds Of Flesh, Iniquity, Damaged, Fuck...I'm Dead, The Day Everything Became Nothing, The Crown, Circle Of Dead Children, Mexigorge, Nasum, Gadget, Negligent Collateral Collapse, Ahumado Granujo, Abramelin, Aeternus, Bolt Thrower, Brutal Truth, Alienation Mental, Cock And Ball Torture, Gut, Intense Hammer Rage, Amon Amarth, At The Gates, Monstrosity, Capharnaum, Carcass, Catasexual Urge Motivation, Cephalectomy, Cephalic Carnage, Anal Blast, Commit Suicide, Fornicator, Frightmare, Gorgasm, Whore, Gorgoroth, Abyssic Hate, Ember, Last Days Of Humanity, Leng Tch'e, Lykathea Aflame, Neuro Visceral Exhumation, Oxidised Razor, Pestilence, Death, Pig Destroyer, Sadis Euphoria, Regurgitate, Slayer, Vulgar Pigeons, Wormed, Benumb and countless others I can't remember at the moment.

  • Movies

    Put it Where it Doesn't Belong, My Pipes Need Cleaning, All Tit Fucking Volume 8, I Need Your Cock, Ass Worshipping Rim Jobbers, My Cunt And Eight Shafts, Cum Clean, Cum Gargling Naked Sluts, Cum Buns III, Cumming in Socks, Cum On Ilene, Huge Black Cocks With Pearly White Cum, Girls Who Crave Cock, Girls Who Crave Cunt, Men Alone II: The KY Connection, Pink Pussy Lips, All Holes Filled with Hard Cock and Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.

  • Television

    The Ultimate Fighter, UFC Unleashed, UFC All Access, Inside The UFC, Ultimate Fight Night, The Fight Network, Kenny vs Spenny, Family Guy, King Of The Hill, American Dad, Drawn Together, My Name Is Earl, The Boondocks, South Park, The Office (UK and US), Bottom, Young Ones, Red Dwarf, Monty Python, Kids In The Hall, Mr. Show, Arrested Development, News Radio, countless other shows that were cancelled too soon...

  • Books

    I haven't read a book in ages. Then again I don't know how to read...

  • Heroes

    Glenn Quagmire. Giggidy giggidy giggidy!...

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: Vancouver
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Agnostic
  • Zodiac Sign: Leo
  • Children: I don't want kids
  • Education: High school
  • Occupation: Pornographer... seriously!

Blurbs

About me:

Attention: Gay Myspace Bands
Don't add me, I'll add you. If you want me to listen to your shitty band, send me a demo and I'll review it, otherwise, don't waste my time, motherfucker.

Attention: Gay MySpace Friend Whores
If I don't already know you, message me first, and if you don't seem like a douchebag I'll add you, also, my dick is so big it violates seventeen zoning laws...

Who I'd like to meet:

The evil monkey in Chris Griffin's closet...!

Comments

Displaying 25 of 319 comments
  • INCANTATION

    Jul 21 2009 3:09 PM

    Thanks for supporting Incantation!


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  • Tupacca

    Jul 19 2009 1:02 AM

    Crap in a hand basket!
  • Teufel

    Jul 1 2009 9:41 PM

    Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is!
  • The Festival Of FiendsFestival OfFiends

    Jul 1 2009 2:10 AM

    Tickets for the Chicago "FESTIVAL OF FIENDS" is now on sale. With the purchase of a weekend pass you will get. Access to the show and all events. One randomnly inserted autograph card, one autographed 8x10, a free dvd(see site for sample titles, and finally the April 2009 issue of Autograph Magazine featuring the Forrest (Famous Monsters Of Filmland) Ackerman collection. While supplies last.The Festival Of Fiends weekend pass also gets you entrence to the PRICK OR TREAT TATTOO FESTIVAL being held in the same hotel For more info head over to http://ultimatehorrorcon.com/
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  • Tupacca

    Jun 14 2009 11:04 AM

    We should totally embed this in a random review.


  • Tupacca

    Jun 1 2009 1:55 AM

    I'm taking 50 craps in a row... IN SPACE. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • Meshelle Poppycock Burr…

    Apr 7 2009 2:12 PM

    I soiled my pants in the immigration office here in Hel today...well, at least I did not murder everyone - it could have been oh so much better.
    Love you arseman!
  • Light's BaneDamian Scott

    Mar 17 2009 7:37 AM

    Step into my orifice. <--- that should appear somewhere on your website if you would like to remain cool.
  • Light's BaneDamian Scott

    Mar 17 2009 7:35 AM

    Why are all of your top friends girls? Fag.
  • the idiot.

    Nov 26 2008 5:34 AM

    your reviews fucking crack me up so bad i shit my pants..thanks for getting me into tdebn!
  • KinJoaquín Meillón Narváez

    Nov 22 2008 2:00 AM

    The Plasmarifle... fuck! it..s the best i..ve heard lately meaning new releases! it kills you fuck heads it..s like that song from aborted Dead Wreckoning! only this time it takes its time to gut your senses, a sweet caress thanks for the review! and happy burpday! may this one be the best so far!
  • RAZORBACK RECORDINGS

    Oct 28 2008 2:39 AM

  • Severed Faith

    Sep 16 2008 8:36 PM

    Check out my Black/death metal t-shirts. Most are hard to find, Keep
    supporting underground metal!!!!
  • Light's BaneDamian Scott

    Sep 6 2008 11:53 PM

    The baby is just a cover. You should know that by now. Don't you remember my Mortiis review? I mean... not much else screams gay than that. Except maybe Rob Halford fingering Mr. Slave.
  • Erin

    Aug 22 2008 4:52 AM

    the new site looks amazing eric!!!!! I will be visiting daily, no slacking.
    :)
  • Meshelle Poppycock Burr…

    Aug 8 2008 10:46 AM

    Oh yeah, and happy upcoming birthday! I forgot how close our Birthdays are!!! Oh well, see you soon you sloth fucker!
  • Erik

    Aug 8 2008 10:28 AM

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  • Meshelle Poppycock Burr…

    Aug 7 2008 7:56 PM

    No wonder, you have a PC you bumlicker! How the hell have you been anyway...my week has been really shitty thanks for asking. My dog in California died, my mom's BFF has another round of cancer, and I can't breathe or taste anything thanks to the ginormous amounts of fresh pollen and crazy trees and plants in Finland that I have never smelled or been around before. Super!

    Anyhoo, hope your week was better than mine...I need a thermos filled with White Russian like now.

    BYE!
  • Ebolie

    Jul 25 2008 3:54 AM

    Hey mate!

    MAXIMUM PERVERSION & EBOLIE
    "FUCK YA EARS AND DRINK YA BEERS"
    SPLIT CD OUT NOW! ON
    WWW. GRINDHEADRECORDS. COM
  • KinJoaquín Meillón Narváez

    Jul 2 2008 2:17 AM

    i meant to say stumbled! by the way!
  • KinJoaquín Meillón Narváez

    Jul 2 2008 2:15 AM

    Hey I Appreciate the addition!
    ha! anyway since this is the first time i write i'll just pay tribute...
    i stubled upon your lair a while ago and laughed my head off by your cynicism, sarcasm, and all the asms! you rule and i thank you for your mordacity and keeping the metal alive and kicking posers in the teeth! would also enjoy reviews for these bands: sadistic mutilation, syphilic, poppy seed grinder and lapidate! they are quite sick and do give a proper delivery of metal! hails to a brother in metal!
  • Meshelle Poppycock Burr…

    Jun 12 2008 10:05 PM

    You can always cyber-choke me, if you want...I have been told before that I am a bitch, so the equation seems to be accurate. Two beers, 1am, something is not right here...P.S. do you know anyone who needs a highly qualified moron for a job in the Helsinki/Vantaa area?

    YAWOOOOOOOOO!
  • Sasha

    Jun 8 2008 7:50 PM

    Dominate

    IN MY COUNTRY.. WIFE LIKE ANIMAL.. AND YOU.
    YOU LIKE WIFE!
  • Tupacca

    Jun 8 2008 2:34 AM

    Oh it was laced with AIDS alright.

    Now I got 3 years to live. THANKS MAN.
  • Tupacca

    Jun 7 2008 8:35 AM

    I'm scared of one of those promo cd's you sent.

    The Freevil Burning one.

    Oh God, it looks insanely gay.