About me:

To be quite honest with you, I'm probably not what you're looking for. I'm a different and random kind of guy. I'm smart, sweet, loving, caring, and respectful. People often tell me I'm "different in a good way" and tell me I have a good heart. I've been known to let my weakness show, so if you only talk to people who pretend to be perfect, I'm not them. If you don't like guys who wear clothes that fit, look somewhere else. If you're a female and your idea of a good relationship is pairing up with a beefy hormone-enraged monster who sees you merely as a place to stick it, and is only nice to you when he wants to stick it, I'm not him. I'm:
-A freaking bucket of sunshine.
-A caffeine junkie.
-A severely old-fashioned person. I practice manners and say things like "groovy" and "twee". I use correct grammar and punctuation when I IM, too. On more than one occasion I've been called an "old hippie British man reincarnate". I kid you not.
-A Christian. Presbyterian, to be exact. Kinda sorta. We don't get into predestination of anything like that. I will not argue with you about religion, though. I just make myself look stupid when I try. If you're bent on burning, I won't be able to stop you.

See posers? I can put it on my page too. Now stop being dumbshits. BTW, that picture is hosted on a fake Miley Cyrus Photobucket. You'd think MySpace would have its own image cache.
-A blog reader. I love Gizmodo, Lifehacker, Engadget, Makezine, Instructables, and all that kind of useful stuff.
-A person with highly inconsistent knowledge. I'll know something one minute but not the next. I would completely suck ass on Jeopardy!.
-The type of person who loves social media and love my intangible friends the same as my tangible ones. My intangible ones understand me better.
-A lifesaver. I love giving blood and platelets (2 gallons so far), disaster aid, and whatever else I can get my hands on to make someone's life better.
Any questions, just ask.
And for God's sake: If I talk to you often, it's not because I'm NEEDY. I don't NEED to talk to you. I talk to you because I CARE. If you have a problem with loyalty, please go somewhere else. Thanks.