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Becky
"Take me down to the paradise city, where the gas is cheap and the boys are witty. "

Female
46 years old
Los Angeles, CA
United States



Last Login:7/19/2008
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    Becky's Interests
Generalperfoming and writing stand-up comedy, swimming, dancing, and biking
MusicRadiohead, Broken Social Scene, Interpol, RJD2, The Go Team!, Rufus Wainwright, The Gapp Band, Common, LCD Soundsystem, and most old school hip-hop
MoviesGosh...so many. First of all, I'll watch just about any scary movie. Love scary movies. Other than that, here's some specific titles: Bottlerocket (all Wes Anderson films), Amelie, Dumbo, Drop Dead Fred, The Professional, A Nightmare on Elm Street (original), Dumb and Dumber, Fight Club, The Burbs, Fright Night, Bustin' Loose, Blast From the Past, The Shining, and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
TelevisionAFV and Price is Right, if I can catch it. Back in the cable days: ATHF, Scare Tactics, The Jeff Corwin Experience, and Kenny Vs Spenny. Strangers With Candy, Three's Company, and UCB reruns are fun too.
BooksMe Talk Pretty One Day -- by David Sedaris
HeroesMy parents, David and Lisa.
Groups: NYC Underground Comedy Fest

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     Becky's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:San Antonio, TX
Body type:0' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Children:Someday
Education:Some college

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   Becky's Blurbs
About me:
Likes: when people understand what I'm trying to say despite my limited vocabulary and tendency to not finish sentences -- otherwise people who are ok with my effortlessness (is that even a word?), chocolate, good news, smelling my puppies' ears and paws, soft shoes (not the dance; shoes that are well broken into), my very own strong legs, visiting my nieces and nephews, most ridiculous things, listening to a song on loop until I'm bored with it, sprinkling pepper on my ketchup, getting along with co-workers, and taking pride in being able to identify any scent or combination of odors.

Dislikes: taking things personally, getting the jibbles (aka: the willies, creeps, heebie-jeebies, jimjams, etc) in front of others, wasting time, death, books, insects in my apartment, commitment even though I'm severely annoyed by flaky people, when restaurants are out of whatever I want to order and I'd consider it their main dish (Yeah, Spaghetti Warehouse -- I'm talking to you!)
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   Becky's Calendar ( View All )
Jul 17 2008 9:00P
ShenkFlo @ All Star Bowling Lanes
Jul 18 2008 7:00P
Triclops (co-hosting) @ Silverlake Lounge
Jul 24 2008 9:00P
Organic Comedy @ Karma Coffee
Jul 27 2008 9:00P
Sunday Sunday Sunday Show @ Los Angeles
Aug 4 2008 8:00P
What’s Up Tiger Lily? @ Tiger Lily

   Becky's Friend Space (Top 7)
Becky has 513 friends.
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Please, Do Not Pet the Negro





Jul 19 2008 11:57 AM

I want an American Apparel ad!
Melissa Fosse-Dunne





Jul 17 2008 5:24 PM

u have a great ass.
i miss it.
Mike Holmes





Jul 17 2008 11:02 AM

Thanks for coming last night. You were great! I'm glad you had fun, let's do it again soon.
Kenny





Jul 16 2008 2:44 AM

I mean, WOW.
Purple Harley





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Jul 14 2008 6:28 PM

Thanks for your new photo, you little philanthropist.
the Original Christina Lopez





Jul 14 2008 9:00 AM

Nice new pic, didn't know American Apparel was in to porn!
Ben Kronberg





Jul 13 2008 12:48 PM

you don't like my disposition
how bout my dick's position?
between your pussy and your butt
it's a split decision

open up wide
i'll make your insides glisten
yo bitch, it's keaster mornin
and my dick has risen

you can see i got a pole
but it aint for fishin
you know my balls are mormon
and they're on a mission

(cut out music)
took my bitch to pink berry
then i buried my pinky
in her stinky
and i don't want to think
about shit

(music back in)

then some more lyrics

New today:

here is my dissertaion
about my dick's location
between your pussy and your butt
it's a tainted nation.

don't like my explanation
or my communtication?
be sure to wear a condom
if your partner's haitian.

(this schlong will be recorded soon and i will post it up.

word)
michelle





Jul 12 2008 3:52 PM

nice to see you last night sweet cheeks! you make me smile :)
Beth Stelling





Jul 12 2008 10:45 AM

Hey Becky! I'm thinking I'll make a trip back when it starts to get verrrrry cold here in the late fall/winter :) I love your picture- it's great.
Coming back to visit here anytime soon?!
boynamedjude





Jul 11 2008 9:41 AM

Thanks for the blog comment, You is a funny girl!!! I'm friends with Paul, he emailed me your video link, Loved IT!
ED GALVEZ





Jul 10 2008 4:51 PM

Well thanks for having my back in your dream Circus.
You can yell what ever you like any time I am on stage! How are you?
Mark





Jul 10 2008 10:58 AM

Why are you jumping around in front of Circuit City?

Women, y'all be craaaaazy!
.inez.





Jul 9 2008 4:01 PM

HALLO! :) how's it going?
p.s.
i love your profile picture!
Paul Siggy Sigwerth





Jul 9 2008 7:28 AM

{ cassie <3}





Jul 8 2008 12:26 PM

ily!....tia

cant wait too see ya
miss yew!
byee lovee yew!

{{cassie}}
Brian Babylon





Jul 7 2008 7:04 PM

Shit is booked G!!! Golf in the day Jokes it the night!!
RAINE





Jul 7 2008 3:56 PM

Really!? Aww, I'm flattered.
Jeff Klinger





Jul 7 2008 11:13 AM

I was out of town.
Party this week
Brian Babylon





Jul 5 2008 8:48 PM

JULY 17-23rd!!! GET YO MIND RIGHT!!!
I AM LOOKING TO DO JOKES ALL NIGHT LONG!
RAINE





Jul 4 2008 11:05 AM

I wish I can get the HELL out of here and go visit you!
Lance Henderstein





Jul 4 2008 1:26 AM

Applications? That's only on Facebook, sorry.

(Nerd Humor)
Cindy CornelsEn





Jul 3 2008 7:08 PM

Heehee! Thanks!

Love the new action shot!
Purple Harley





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Jul 2 2008 1:19 PM

i am very proud of your new picture.
it makes me want to hug you!
Kunal





Jul 2 2008 8:31 AM

heyyy.... how did u get that picture ??? who made that ??
<3 CHRISTINA <3





Jul 2 2008 12:07 AM

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Jul 1 2008 9:57 PM

then she was like "dude! get off me"
Purple Harley





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Jun 30 2008 10:22 AM

oh my god AWESOME!! (both the video and your userpic)
Renee Gauthier- snacker





Jun 28 2008 11:41 PM

So you sent me a comment with a youtube vid and I couldn't open it! I just realized that it might be "No air" from "So you think you can dance"...if so, I just learned the whole girl part! I know!
Nick Vatterott





Jun 27 2008 3:18 PM

somethin
Tony Sam





Jun 26 2008 6:04 PM

Half and Half is one part milk and one part cream. Let's beat everybody up.
Mike Bridenstine





Jun 26 2008 11:06 AM

RAINE





Jun 25 2008 7:02 PM