Jennifer Evelyn
"It's as euphemistic as it seems."

Female
23 years old
Cincinnati, Ohio
United States



Last Login: 7/7/2008
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 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/thatartychick  

    Jennifer Evelyn's Interests
GeneralArt, weaponry, small dogs, female preening, cooking, podcasts, audiobooks, Honda Civics, stick shifts, saag, tiramisu, yoga pants, bobby pins, Kosher soda, really really really well-written lyrics, off-color jokes, creepy things.
MusicI like a wide variety of genres, but I'm picky about particular bands... Beulah, Wilco, Greg Dulli and his multitude of projects, Ass Ponys, Wussy, Belle & Sebastian, Rilo Kiley, Jenny Lewis, etc. etc. Check out woxy.com.
MoviesThinky feely flicks, the kind that debut in those artsy fartsy theaters crammed between bizarre novelty stores downtown... period dramas, intelligent comedies, intelligent dumb comedies, movies that fall somewhere between mainstream and indie, mindless horror movies on a rare occasion, etc. etc.
TelevisionDead Like Me, Project Runway, The Office, Arrested Development, Aqua Teen, Bullshit!... anything smart and quirky.
BooksI have a severe weakness for classic novels about proper English ladies and the men who would love them. Pride & Prejudice, Mansfield Park, Jane Eyre, etc. etc.

I'll gladly die for anything Kurt Vonnegut, but especially Timequake.

Loved In Cold Blood by Truman Capote.

The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks was fun.

I've also recently fallen hard for Neil Gaiman. Especially audiobooks which he reads himself.
HeroesKurt Vonnegut, Penn Jillette, Andy Warhol, Bonnie Parker, Gil Elvgren, Audrey Hepburn, Fanny Price.
Groups: Girls with guns are a sexy thingsurveysBored in CincinnatiWOXYradioYour Hair Color Doesn't Make You Do It Better.ChiVES: Childfree Vindication and Equality Squadron

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     Jennifer Evelyn's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Middletown, NY
Body type:5' 3" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Clerical madame

   Jennifer Evelyn's Schools
The Art Institute Of Cincinnati
Cincinnati,Ohio
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Graphic Design/Computer Graphics
 

2002 to 2004
Colerain High School
Cincinnati,Ohio
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: German Club
 

1998 to 2002

   Jennifer Evelyn's Networking
Photography - Other - Photographer
Freelance photographer.
Publishing - Art - Graphic Designer
Freelance graphic designer.

   Jennifer Evelyn's Companies
Hampton Inn
Fairfield, Ohio US
Guest Services Rep & Mindless Robot
(don't work for this hotel, kids, they're jerks)

June 05 to Dec 05
Ameristop
Cincinnati, Ohio US
Cashier

Sept 02 to June 05
Medco Health
Fairfield, Ohio US
Data Entry

Dec 05 to right meow



Jennifer Evelyn is okay occasionally. Not today, but wait and see.

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   Jennifer Evelyn's Blurbs
About me:




Internet-surfing, photo-snapping, paint-flinging, gun-slinging, whiskey-drinking, fast-typing, fast-texting, stick-shifting, iPod-toting, dog-rearing, guitar-distressing short little redhead psuedo-fashionista calling you from somewhere not so deep in Ohio. Ba ba ba, ba, ba-ba ba, ba, ba ba ba.

The name is Jenn; I live with my serioso, Patrick, whom I love to pieces, and our three dogs (exhibit A). For the last two years I've worked a nice, cushy office job at a large mail-order pharmacy. It's a tad boring but don't have to deal with the public at all--heaven! I lose myself in podcasts all day--<3 <3 <3 my Keith & The Girl, Smodcast and Savage Lovecast. The second love of my life is my 10.1 mexapixel Canon Rebel XTi digital SLR sexy sexy sex sex camera (it rules you). I'm entranced by everything artsy: photography, drawing, painting, decorating, fashion, and on and on. I mostly take photos nowadays. I went to art school a few years ago; the job market is just so immense, I don't know where to start. Music is also insanely vital to me; I need to be swooned musically just as much I need my right ventricle.

Domestic goals are to buy a cute house with the boy and have 0.0 children (I'll take my dogs, thank you!). I'm socially bipolar and am interchangeably tagged the life of the party or the girl whose voice no one has heard. I often come off as snobby when in fact, I'm incredibly shy and embarrassingly unobservant. I excel at most anything I try, although I'm not terrifically confident and I'm a horrid procrastinator.

I'm a MySpace whore, constantly uploading new pictures, changing my music and jumping from profile to profile. If you're a real person (not a spammer/robot/etc.), drop me a line, you'll probably make my evening.



AIM = that arty chick
MySpace IM = that arty chick





I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V4.4.

Who I'd like to meet:
Yes: People from CHS, AIC, Hampton, Ameristop, Medco; childhood friends, range buddies, old school internet peeps, Alchemize regulars, boyfriend's friends and their romantic counterparts, etc. etc.

No: Anyone promoting a get-rich-quick scheme or free iPods/iPhones/PS3s/Wiis/etc., record labels, modeling agencies, up-and-coming musicians/comedians, protest groups, local bars and clubs--if I want to add you, I will send the request myself, I'm not going to add businesses I know nothing of. Also, un-eloquent people need not apply.

Maybe: Strangers, depends on how you strike me... shoot a message first if you're really determined. I'm a bit picky about who I add.



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Other Haunts >> Livejournal . Facebook . YouTube . SparkPeople








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   Jennifer Evelyn's Calendar ( View All )
Jul 11 2008 12:00P
Pat’s Birthday! @ Cincinnati
Jul 12 2008 12:00P
Bonnie’s Birthday! @ Cincinnati
Jul 14 2008 12:00P
Bastille Day
Aug 10 2008 12:00P
National S’mores Day
Aug 26 2008 12:00P
National Dog Day
Aug 26 2008 1:00P
Women’s Equality Day
Sep 1 2008 12:00P
Labor Day
Sep 13 2008 12:00P
Chinese Moon Festival
Sep 19 2008 12:00P
International Talk Like A Pirate Day
Sep 20 2008 12:00P
Oktoberfest Begins!
Sep 30 2008 12:00P
My Birthday!

   Jennifer Evelyn's Friend Space (Top 16)
Jennifer Evelyn has 168 friends.
 Pat 


 Douglas Dogs 


 I am your ninja 


 Stacey 


 ♥ Krista ♥ 


 Tom 


 Jones 


 Lisa Walker 


 Ash James 


 amanda. 


 Scott 


 Shivvy 


 Dale 


 V for Vending 


 Greg 


 woxy.com 





Jennifer Evelyn's Friends Comments
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&hearts Sarah&hearts





Jul 3 2008 5:45 PM

4th of July
More Comments and Myspace Layouts at pYzam. com


RONNIE





Jul 2 2008 1:22 PM

Check out my profile And Let me know Do you like me YES or NO http://www. doulike. us/photos/5578213. html?b=4&w=46
I am your ninja





Jun 29 2008 12:14 PM

bodies
if its a no go today, what day this week are we going?
♥ Krista ♥





Jun 25 2008 3:33 PM

Es tut mir leid zu hören, den Kopf schmerzt
I am your ninja





Jun 24 2008 7:16 PM

beard pictures?
I am your ninja





Jun 23 2008 8:27 PM

i need the beard profile picture from Toms!!!
amanda.





Jun 23 2008 10:58 AM

lol - those were awesome.
esp the children one!
♥ Krista ♥





Jun 22 2008 6:30 PM

cat
more cat pictures
I am your ninja





Jun 20 2008 10:38 PM

Hi.
♥ Krista ♥





Jun 15 2008 9:21 AM

dog
see more dog pictures
Stacey





Jun 10 2008 7:20 PM

p.s.
your quote is from a Lucksmiths song!
Stacey





Jun 10 2008 7:20 PM

hahahaha look at the picture Shannon posted on my page. No wait...don't. You might have nightmares. I have absolutely no recollection of this squirrel business. I'ma call you in like ten minutes. Get ready.
♥ Krista ♥





Jun 7 2008 1:35 PM

I am your ninja





Jun 5 2008 7:21 PM

oh yeah,
this made me think of you.

neti pot
I am your ninja





Jun 5 2008 7:09 PM

its been almost a year, its almost time to shoot you in the arm again.
Ninja
im going to get you like a ninja in the night:P
THE GRIEFS





Jun 4 2008 9:45 PM

come see us on the 20th!!!
Photobucket
Stacey Lynn





Jun 1 2008 5:44 PM

any new pics of the pups? How is Miles doing with Bonnie and Sugar?
V for Vending





May 31 2008 12:35 PM

you missed all the famous rambo carnage
I am your ninja





May 31 2008 12:24 PM

You always talk in your sleep.
Tim





May 30 2008 8:55 AM

How's it going Jenn? (aka Mina)
♥ Krista ♥





May 20 2008 7:16 PM

Thanks! I ate all the ferrero rochers!

pig
♥ Krista ♥





May 19 2008 7:50 PM

what I'm snacking on->

(=

Mmmm delicious