The Rubber Chicken (ThatChickenSite.com, as the kids call it) is a "humour" website. Theoretically, we make you laugh.
Since the Year of Our Lord 2000, this cunningly hidden online orifice has served to quarantine us, a fun-lovin' team of word butchers with a borderline-illegal passion for written comedy and early 90s cartoons, from you, the general public.
By this point, you're probably ready to dismiss us as an obscure somethingawful.com ripoff. How wrong you are, my friend. How wrong you are. Remember the 2004 rumour that John Rhys-Davies would be voicing General Grievous in Star Wars Episode III? That was us. See? We're a culturally relevant Something Awful ripoff.
On this page you will find damning evidence of our ill-advised forays into music, memorable snippets of our podcast, occasional news of our more noteworthy projects, tour dates for Tim and Alastair's next trip to the pub, and maybe even the lingering hint of occasional exclusvies to compel you to add us to your friends list.
By all means, download the songs. Spread them like the itchy, socially alienating infections they are. With your support, we can get that hit counter to double figures in no time!
