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Jeff emmett Short
Stand-Up / Jokes / Alternative
"jeff@jeffshort.tv"

Male
22 years old
Hollywood,
United States



Last Login: 9/4/2008
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whiskey, tits, Beer, comedy, basketball, surfing, good wine, slapping shit outa peoples hands, laughing maniacaly, VIP sections, red headed sluts, halloween, driving fast.

MusicI'm lovin me some white stripes and Beck right now, but mostly I'm into the hip hop.
TelevisionDaily Show, Reel Time, frontline, futurama, simpsons, curb, family guy, lost, 24, arrested, that 70's, scrubs, boston legal.
BooksI've actually been reading a lot of books on ninja mind control techniques lately. Like about self hypnosis and junk. And then I read THINK AND GROW RICH and crazily there was a lot of stuff that was really parallel. And then I read this Noam Chompsky pamphletish short book on propaganda and how governments engineer public opinion and I felt like my brain was being reborn through some sort of matrix vagina, but usually I read hard sci/fi; Orson Scott Card, Peter F. Hamilton, Greg Bear, Steven Baxter, books are cool. When I was in 3rd grade I read the original Tarzan novel and turns out there are actually 26 in the series. I've read them all. Yup... it is wierd.
Groups: New York ComediansComedians CornerNYC Underground Comedy FestI LOVE STAND UP COMEDIANS link to the BAY AREA!The GoldenEye SuperSpy TournamentComedians of MySpacejoshua james filmsComedyHunt.com!

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Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Orangevale, CA
Body type:6' 2" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Wiccan
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:College graduate
Occupation:grifter

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Sep 4 2008 5:00 AM

Happy late Bday funny guy :)
Jessica Glassberg





Sep 3 2008 8:28 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JEFF!

Hope everything's been great with you!
RooftopComedy.com





Sep 3 2008 6:06 PM



And a happy birthday to you, from RooftopComedy!
Rob F. Martinez





Sep 1 2008 7:56 PM

Happy early b-day homey!
Comedy Coalition





Aug 13 2008 4:47 PM

Hey Jeff,
Thanks for doing the show last night. Hope you had fun.
Best,
Comedy Coalition
Lindsey Schauer Seitchik





Aug 5 2008 4:11 AM

Just saw the commercial on TV...AWESOME! Good for you.
Mr.Red





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Yo Jeff keep up the YouTube Shows.. Funny Stuff

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Jun 27 2008 7:42 AM

I am waiting to move until I have done an open mic set at every business in SF. I'm killing it at a Chevron omorrow.
I have a milk crate to stand on and everything
Sean Patrick





Jun 27 2008 4:17 AM

So...I was wearing my Bill igerent shirt the other day at work and one of the guys wants to buy one...so I need to get an XL from you.
Hope you got nice and sauced with Jeremy in P Land...talk to you soon bro
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Jun 26 2008 1:11 AM

I just got to the episode where we finally see Lostzilla!
The Mindy





Jun 21 2008 2:40 AM