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Justin's Interests
General
Computers and being online yeah yeah yeah! I know im an Internet Junkie and an instant messenger WHORE! but yah know where you can shove it if yah dont like that!!!!!
Aminals yeah definitely aminals... I always thought i was gonna grow up to be one of those old people who dies and they come to pick up my body and 300cats and dogs come flooding out of the house.
Candles I say nothing does the mind and body good like a lit candle. Throw in a bubble bath with that candle and yeah! woohoo lets not go there. :-)
I love fresh air soo Winter just kills me its too cold out! My skinny lil butt freezes easily!!!!!
Most of all what interests me is making people smile and making people happy and those laid back moments.
Charmed!, The Golden Girls, Will & Grace, <----R.I.P and forever live on DVD and in RERUNS!
Books
Books Who needs Books!!! When you have jokes! :-)
I have decided to add all of my old jokes from my old web page on here.
And Back by no real demand MY JOKES
Might I say my memory is like a pooper scooper it catches some crap but lets the good stuff go back!
#1 No Point In Being Anal Unless Your A Sphincter!!!!
#2 I Would Say I'd Shit A brick but I'm No ROCK star!!!
#3 What Do You Get When You Kick A Duck In The Head??? ---- A Toe(tow)Bill!!!!!
#4 Why Did The Statue Drink Alchohol??? ---- Because He Wanted To Get Plastered!!!
#5 Why Did The Woman Buy A Wooden Coat???
--- Because She Thought It Was The Most Beautiful Fur(fir) She Had Ever Seen!!!
#6 Yo Mommas Ass Is So BIG people call her assanine Cuz Its To Big To Be Just 1!!!
#7 Yo Mommas So Dumb When She Was Little She Got Lost And Had Her Picture On The Back Of A Milk Carton And To This Day She Wonders Why They Never Found That Little Girl!!!
#8 I was in an Anger Management Class The Other Day And This Guy Was Telling His Story When Someone Yelled Out Oh My Goodness Did He Just Say Penis Then Another Person Responded With YA! And You Don't Have To Be A Dick About It!!!
#9 This Guy Was Meeting His Lawyer Friend For Lunch One Day And They Got To Talkin And The Guy Tells His Lawyer Friend He Has Started Taking Viagra. Well The Lawyer Cuts Him Off And Says You Need To Quit Taking That Stuff And The Friend Says WHY? The Lawyer Says Because That STuff Is Illegal Now And If You Get Caught I Hear They Are Giving Stiffer PENALties For Taking It!!!!
#10 What Did The CupCake Say After Someone Came Along And Bit All The Corners Off The Brownie??
-----HAHAH YOU DON'T HAVE ANYMORE BROWNIE POINTS!!!!
#11 If Michael Jackson Goes To Prison Will They Give Him Inmate #ABC 123????
#12 Did You Hear About The Blonde Who Moved To Alaska And Woudlnt Say Hi after she moved there???
------- She Was Diagnosed As Being Bi(BYE)Polar
#13 Captian I do believe She has her thinking caps on ;)
#14 You hear about the democrat dentist running for president???
--- yeah his campagin slogan is "I'm for Gum Control"
#15 Do you know what the jar said to the lid?
--- I hope you never turn on me.
#16 Do you know why barbers are always old and never retire?
-----Because they never have a good shavings plan!!
Sarcasim to a T! or maybe a ( . ) rather!!! : P
Well when a teacher asks you to write about your favorite spot what would you write about??? Scanned a copy of what I wrote about, but it didn't set right on the page so I decided to type it out in text. If wish to see the real thing ill gladly show you (the spot assignment that is) NOTICE: the makeshift arrow is pointing to a SPOT. In the original I drew my own spot! but that way you get the point just in case you didnt SPOT it...HEHE! So here it is.
MY favorite spot ---> .
This is my favorite spot. Oh! why you ask? Because I find it rather amusing that anyone would question me on this spot and believe what i say. This spot represents nothing and yet it represents everything. I'ts there and you can't ignore it. Something with no words can still mean something to me. In plain English this spot can be taken differently by anyone who views it. This spot could mean something and then it might not. If you can spot what I'm thinking about this spot please spot it and tell me without being spotted!
"IF YOU DON'T HAVE A GAY VISIONARY I SUGGEST YOU GET ONE!" - KATHY GRIFFIN
Well I'm Justin! yes the most honest person you'll ever know ;) I'm a dork and I admit it! its part of what makes me ME ME ME!
You will never go away from me without a laugh or a smile, if you do your just a grumpy A$$ and your pissed off. I do some really goofy stuff, and leared along time ago YAH gotta laugh at yourself! makes life soo much easier.....Oh yeah so does Venting. I consider myself self-sufficient I know what I want in and out of life.
***You Have A Type A- Personality***
You are one of the most balanced people around
Motivated and focused, you are good at getting what you want
You rule at success, but success doesn't rule you.
When it's playtime, you really know how to kick back
Whether it's hanging out with friends or doing something you love!
You live life to the fullest - encorporating the best of both worlds
You chose Hazel eyes. You're a very sweet, generous person, who accepts people for who they are, and never tries to change them. You can be a bit gulliable, and get yourself into bad situations, because it's hard for you to say no. You don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. You think more of other people then you do yourself
Who I'd like to meet: ummm! hrmmm! I'd like to meet myself again! Have you ever met me? I'm soo much if you haven't met me maybe you should! ;-)
Anderson Cooper & Kathy Griffin
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! WHo knew your B-day was the day before mine!! April babies are the best kind! You would believe the amount of awesomw people i know that have bdays in April! Have a good one bud!
