Nine Inch Nails, Misfits, T.S.O.L., The Damned, Horrorpops, Distillers, King's X, Kevn Kinney, Stabbing Westward, Cure, Zeromancer, The Germs, Skinny Puppy, Offspring, Breeders, Jack Off Jill, Snake River Conspiracy, Soundgarden, Nirvana, CKY, Wednesday 13, Fear Factory, Hatebreed, Newlydeads, Perfect Circle, Marilyn Manson, Motorhead, Kidneytheives, Sneaker Pimps, Rob Zombie.
24 (aka the Jack Bauer Power Hour!) , Deadwood (greatest show EVER), Beavis and Butt-head!!!!!!!!!! TWIN PEAKS... home of the best damn coffee...
Family Guy, South Park, Simpsons, Malcolm in the Middle, The Oblongs, Autopsy Files, Reno 9-11, Strangers with Candy, Dead Zone, The Critic, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Brak Show, Munsters, Tales from the Crypt, Monsters, Tales from the Darkside, Mr. Show, X-Files, Seinfeld, Mythbusters (the Girl on Mythbusters is my future wife), Masters of Horror, American Gothic
Books
I LOVE Horror Novels... if you couldn't already guess... AND I FUCKING LOVE BOOKS ABOUT ZOMBIES....i WELCOME a zombie apocalypse! My 2 favorite books are THE RISING and CITY OF THE DEAD by Brian Keene... they are amazing. I also love Keene's TERMINAL. Im also a huge obsessor of Stephen King... i own ALL of his books except 4 of them..and some of them i own multiple copies (hardcovers and softcovers)...my favorite King books are DESPERATION, DREAMCATCHER, THE STAND, PET SEMATARY, MISERY, and CHRISTINE.... Jack Ketchum is amazing as well although his stuff is harder to come by. My favorites that i own of his are: THE GIRL NEXT DOOR (the sickest fucking book you'll ever read...imagine your a girl..and someone takes a burning hot poker...and places on your ..well, your privates... yeah), HIDE AND SEEK, THE LOST, and RED. I also own a lot of Richard Laymon... his book ONE RAINY NIGHT got me hooked. I love Edgar Allen Poe...and H.P. Lovecraft...Dean Koontz, i've read some of..PHANTOMS is a great book. Im also just now starting to get into Clive Barker's books as well. .
Heroes
the greatest living American, JACK BAUER, George Romero, Peter Jackson, and of course, my god: TOM ATKINS
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If you want to talk on Messenger....my AIM is BlackXmas999......and my Yahoo Messenger is Buffalo_Bill_Tucks and i have a webcam as welll... Im just me. Im probably different than anyone you've ever met..in an irritating way. My life is horror. Im quiet in person till im comfortable... whatever
Im looking for several things...........a friend...several friends... or .. THE ONE.. someone to love me and not treat me like dogshit... where are the "MAY's" or the "ANGEVIN's" of the world.......
THANX FOR BEING A FRIEND AND I WISH YOU A FABULOUS DARK AND TWISTED WEEK!!! HOPE THAT SANTA LEAVES OUT THE COAL THIS YEAR AND 2010 GREETS YOU WELL! Drop by anytime and see new stories from my upcoming book of twisted tales in rhyme, and preview the first LUNACY MACHINE CHILDREN'S BOOK, 'GREEN LEGS AND HANDS' DUE OUT IN 2010 AS WELL. Again... Thanks for your support and HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010! -Criss Karver
THANX FOR BEING A FRIEND OF CRISS KARVER AND THE LUNACY MACHINE. ALSO, WANTED TO WISH YOU A FABULOUS DARK AND TWISTED WEEK!!! HOPE THE HOLIDAYS ARE GOOD TO YOU! IF YOU'RE UP TO SOME NEW TWISTED TALES IN RHYME, STOP BY AND CHECK OUT MY BLOG: http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=124955625
-TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK AND LOOK FOR THE LUNACY MACHINE TO HIT THE BOOK SHELVES SOON!
DROPPING BY TO SAY THANX FOR BEING A FRIEND OF CRISS KARVER AND THE LUNACY MACHINE. ALSO, WANTED TO WISH YOU A FABULOUS DARK AND TWISTED WEEK!!!
HERE IS A PREVIEW FOR THE UPCOMING STORY 'OUIJA' WHICH IS ONE OF MANY TWISTED RHYMES INSIDE THE NEW LUNACY MACHINE.
OUIJA
Is there someone there? Is there someone there? Come talk to us tonight. We’re asking for the dead to speak, It’s only us . . .my wife and me. Come tell us how you died.
The oracle moved about the board A figure-eight reply. The oracle started slowing down, then stopped . . . above the Y.
Tell us more, tell us more, what brought you here to me? Tell us how you died tonight. Tell us when you died tonight. Tell us what brings you here tonight. Keep spelling it for me.
The figure eight continues and around the board it moves. It’s slowing down, it’s slowing down. Come, spirit, talk to me right now, Tell us tonight, because we want to know . . Then the oracle stopped on the letter O.
You’re coming in so very clear, Now tell us why you’re roaming here, on this dark and stormy night. Speak to me, speak to me, Travel through this board to me. Tell us why you sleep tonight beneath your resting tomb. Speak to me, speak to me, speak to me now. Then the oracle stopped on the U.
Y-O-U, Y-O-U, this isn’t making sense. You spelled out, YOU is this what you meant to do? Then the oracle stopped on YES.
*COME BY AND VISIT ME AND PREVIEW SOME OTHER STORIES FROM THE LUNACY MACHINE, TWISTED TALES OF UNFORTUNATE TIMES 'R' in my blog section SEE YA!! -CRISS KARVER
Hi! Just wanted to make sure all my friends know that my new erotic horror novel THE 13TH is now in stores everywhere! I hope you'll check out this debauched and demonic horror ride!
There's even a website devoted just to the book, with an interactive map of the places and characters at www.the13th-horror.com.
Edward Lee called THE 13TH "A double-barreled shotgun blast of macabre entertainment -- an expert amalgamation of grotesquerie, eroticism, mystery, and pitch-black occult horror that no fan of the genre can miss."
And Gary A. Braunbeck said, "John Everson's The 13th is the first out-and-out horror novel in a long while to actually scare the **** out of me while reading it. It's stylish, extremely well-written, filled with richly-drawn characterizations, and boasts a labyrinthine plot worthy of Umberto Eco. Trust me -- this one will fry your nerves and break your heart."
Are now available to order for your Halloween parties, Haunted Attractions, Concerts, Movie Premieres, and Zombie Walks!
We take a regular photo of you, turn you into a zombie, and place you on the very cookies you choose to sell at your event, or hand out as treats...but that's not all we can do.
We can take your logo, your promo posters, our photos of your cast members or attractions, and place them on the cookies too!
These are literally one of a kind treats, the cookies you order will be shipped to nobody else. Each cookie has a vivid image of your choice and are delicious. They come wrapped in cellophane with your choice of ribbon color and are then packaged in individual boxes (as seen in the photo above, boxes are optional). These are truly, edible works of dark art.
If you would like more info on pricing or zombie makeovers, feel free to contact me here on Myspace. You won't be disappointed!
Thanks for adding me Lyndell :D I hope that you'll help support my new book by purchasing a copy! And don't forget, if you take a picture with the book and send it to me, I'll post it in my Thank You album for your support. I'll also take one personally thanking you, just leave your name so I know who to thank!
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Hi! Just wanted to make sure all my friends know that my new erotic horror novel 
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