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Bill Wood
Bill Wood

		PLEASE...STOP THE FECAL!!! Male 77 years old PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island United States Last Login: 9/1/2009

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Bill Wood's Interests

General	Peace and quiet and a nice pretty picture. I know what art is. Those people at the ASS20 have no idea. They think they do, but they don't. I'll show them.
Music	You should hear the sounds coming from that ASS20. They call that music? It usually sounds like someone running over a cat with a bulldozer.
Movies	Anything with Doris Day. She's a real lady.
Television	Fox News, I like Bill O'Reilly.
Books	The Bible
Heroes	Our President, George W.

Bill Wood's Details

Status:	Single
Hometown:	Providence
Religion:	Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:	Libra
Smoke / Drink:	No / No
Children:	I don't want kids
Education:	High school

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About me:
I am a retired gentleman looking to live out my life in peace. I live alone in a nice apartment. I have a canary, her name is Ethel. Ever since that den of thieves ASS20 opened up across the street, my life has been a living Hell!

Who I'd like to meet:
The world today is full of hooligans and thugs. Honest and decent people are not easy to find. Especially down at that stinkhole, ASS20.

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The Empire Revue

ms.lovegroove

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Anesthes!a	Oct 7 2009 8:41 PM Happy Birthday! :) -Cristina
Hannah Devine	Mar 2 2009 7:56 AM it was fun pub hopping with you tonight lets meet up again next year
Anesthes!a	Feb 11 2009 8:21 PM Hii Nice to meet you, I'm Cristina :)
The Empire Revue	Sep 18 2008 3:10 AM See you on October 5th, you old so-and-so. Wear your cataract glasses.
Hannah Devine	Jan 2 2008 3:42 AM hey you look great for 75! such a young spirit! -hannah
The Empire Revue	Nov 5 2007 2:21 PM We know that deep down inside, you are just itching to take your clothes off on stage.
True_MondoArtist	Oct 12 2007 11:30 AM I just want to say I'm sorry for missing your Birthday. Hope you had a good one, though. Happy belated Birthday.
The Empire Revue	Oct 8 2007 7:40 PM Mr. Wood Perhaps you would feel better about your life if we arranged for you to perform with some of the burlesque dancers. You'd like that, wouldn't you?
BellaMinx Burly-Q	Oct 3 2007 11:18 AM You, sir, can bring it on. Your fire and brimstone talk is no match for our shimmies and hip rolls.
Hannah Devine	Jul 10 2007 4:52 PM i miss you bill!
The Empire Revue	Apr 25 2007 8:16 PM Well, sir, you have not responded to our challenge. Are you going to be in the Empire Revue or not? Perhaps you are too frightened to do anything more than poison defensless squirrels. Our offer still stands: stop your bellyaching, and perforrm at our show in May.
The Empire Revue	Apr 5 2007 12:36 PM Mr. Wood, we invite you to come to the Empire Revue next month and express your "views" about art. Unlike you, we believe in a free and open society where half-naked dancers, talking squirrels, hipster magicians and demented , lonely old men can all express themselves equally. We look forward to your "presentation".
Keith	Mar 8 2007 2:03 AM No matter how much you continue to irritate us, we all love you and feel sorry for you. It is sad to see someone with such vigor being stricken with dementia. We will pray for you.
The Empire Revue	Feb 15 2007 8:00 PM If you continue to harass us, we will bring legal action against you, and your so called parakeet.
True_MondoArtist	Feb 10 2007 5:45 PM Thanks for the Add, Bill.
andrew	Jan 17 2007 11:17 PM i think i love you
Perishable Theatre	Jan 17 2007 6:48 PM Your comment is like a very delicate and rare aphrodisiac to us. You're HOT. Who's got Wood now, Mr. Wood. . .
The Empire Revue	Nov 26 2006 11:09 PM Please do not attend our December 3rd show. We don't want trouble from you.
ms.lovegroove	Oct 17 2006 11:06 PM YOU HAVE MY VOTE! too bad i can't vote..
The Empire Revue	Oct 17 2006 6:02 AM There is a rumor that you are running for elected office. This is a terrible, terrible mistake. You are a deeply troubled man with no business in politics.
The Empire Revue	Oct 12 2006 7:52 PM Mr. Wood Perhaps a nice activity like Bingo or shuffleboard would calm your dementia. Consider joining a local senior center. Please leave us alone. -Sparkling Beatniks
Perishable Theatre	Oct 8 2006 2:34 AM Turn that frown upside down.
The Empire Revue	Sep 30 2006 3:16 AM Mr. Wood You are a deeply disturbed old man. We are merely trying to entertain people with an innocent laugh, and a sly wink. We are all consenting adults (except for Hannah, and she's very mature for her age) and we resent your incessant ramblings about "the fecal". Please, just let us bring smiles to a weary world. -The Sparkling Beatniks

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