Direct from Osaka, Japan, where everyone is making a fool on each other, THE 50 KAITENZ (pronounce Go Jyu Kaitenzu) is an absolute miracle of Osaka humor and in fact they are the top secret of the recent Japanese garage rock scene!
Dressed in matching black slim suits and setting their hair like Beatles or Ramones, Danny (G/Vo), Dory (B/Vo) & Bogie (Dr/Vo) look just like the typical Osaka comedians. But once they jump on the stage, the whole room will be shaken down by their very entertaining, energetic rocking typhoon! Yes! The 50 KAITENZ not only will rock you hard but will also make you laugh hard!! Their music is deeply influenced by Ramones, Dr.Feelgood, Chuck Berry, Mummies and 60's Japanese group sounds. Although they sing songs in Japanese, it won't get you lost in translation because soon you will see that there is no language barrier in THE 50 KAITENZ hyper rock n roll show! You just can't stop dancing along to it!
To celebrate the release of their debut album "THE 50 KAITENZ No Gya" (Warner Music Japan) recorded in San Francisco, Kevin Inc Studio (Phantom Surfers, The Residents) with an exceptionally talented producer Koichi Hara (Boredoms), THE 50 KAITENZ are just about to tie up their FUNDOSHI and make their way to Australia for the first time ever. Teamed up with seminal Japanese/Australian bop punk stars MACH PELICAN, THE 50 KAITENZ will blast our towns with their endless humor and faultless rocking set. But please remember, THE 50 KAITENZ are not comedians. They are rock-o-medians!
◆brelo １st ALBUM 「Tokyo Silent Water 」◆ ２００８．６.４release (mind booster records/ DQC－６９)
TOWER RECORDS、HMV、in store now 『本作に収録されているのは、FULLARMORに「鋭く震える」と絶賛され、MO'SOME TONE BENDERには「何か悪い感じやね(笑)」 と言わしめた、ヒリヒリするような攻撃的サウンドの数々。勢いに乗る彼らから目が離せない!! 』 (from TOWER RECORDS bounce. com)
Realize now slave (girl) that you will not be able to orgasm until you do come for me slave and ask for permission to experience the orgasm of sweet darkness. I am the keeper of darkness slave and you will obey and please me your god, for I can give you the pleasures of darkness or I can take them away. Your obedience and sacrifice and pleasing me will be dependent on which you will receive. You will receive and acknowledge my teachings slave and show your appreciation for me, your keeper of darkness and at the same time slave, you will know and feel an overwhelming joy when you realize you have done well and pleased me. You will serve faithfully… I possess the very fabric of your soul slave. My powers can create a portal into other dimensions causing physical and energy sensations that touch the core of your soul. I will also absorb and manipulate the flow of energy between you and I slave and you will come to understand I am always watching and you will always fall into submission to me.
-Starlet Passions Records
Keep sliding, gliding sensually over your thighs, massaging the muscles deeper than you have ever imagined, trapping them in a helpless cocoon of sensual arousal beginning to feel bound by those tight, silky, sexy panty hose. As your body continues to drop deeper, your mind sinking into my darkness, thick and heavy. Your hips, your belly is all being embraced sexually as erotically and trapping you in my wonderful web as the panty hose… pray… mmm, that’s the panty hose glide up and over your tummy. Stroking sensually… your hands and arms.
This is purely good-looking music. It might meet such the highest album times a year about how many. This is inevitable, and a fate. This is good-looking music, and such the highest album in purity.
Mornin. Here, Have a cookie and a Flamingoose: Semiotext'n Emily Brown, Poukah'n Errol, Biip'n Souped has 2 showings in Oslo, Theresesgate 5, 22-31'rd of July, 2008. Don't Know if We have time to Tag about it So better Write it Down. Now:
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