The Bland Man™
Love is everything un-,other then desireable...

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19 years old
Awesomeville, Florida
United States

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Last Login: 7/15/2009
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    The Bland Man™'s Interests
GeneralMusic, Skateboarding, Comedy, Love, Poetry?, Sports, Staying alive, Lifting weights
You are 20% white and nerdy.
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You Scored as Face

You are attracted to: faces. You are a face person.

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Boobs .. ..
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Abs/Stomach .. ..
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MusicThe Mars Volta, Queens of The Stone Age, The White Stripes, Craig Mack, Pink Floyd, 3 Inches of Blood, Avenged Sevenfold,
MoviesOffice Space, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie For Film Theaters, Die Hard, SuperBad, Fight Club,Omega Man,I AM LEGEND,Big Trouble in Little China,28 Days Later,Donnie Darko, The Royal Tenenbaums
TelevisionATHF,The Reading Rainbow,The Office,Futurama
BooksI'd Like to read, if Books were more interesting.

One book does come to mind, The Phantom Toolbooth.
HeroesDavid Osteen RIP 11/26/07 "Keep racing around Cloud 9 and I'll cheer you on.."
Micheal Scott

     The Bland Man™'s Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:The Good ol 1000 lakes
Body type:6' 1" / More to love!
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Someday
Education:In college
Occupation:Cashier
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   The Bland Man™'s Schools
University Of South Florida
Tampa,FL
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: Pre-Med
 

2008 to Present
Sickles High School
Tampa, FL
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Major: Health/med
Minor: Awesomeness!
Clubs: Umm went there 2 years,and moved to Land O Lakes.. =(
 

2004 to 2006

   The Bland Man™'s Companies
Publix...
Tamper, Florider US
Cashier
Who de hell knows

June 2007-???



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   The Bland Man™'s Blurbs
About me:
MY Myspace page sucks COCK. I need to fix dis biznitch up..
Well born in St.Paul, Minnesota. Moved to San Diego. When I was like 2 or 3, and loved it. If I stayed there I probably would have been alot more into the surf and skate world, but I moved to Tampa, Florida. I hold it down, kick back with friends and try all I can to skate, but it's so hard with school and a job... Rock it at the NPPL that comes down each year, I don't play in it but I get merc. and stuff. Wanna paintball more, but it is mucho expensivo. I am a beast if you get to know me and my ridiculous-ness! I'll proly write some more, someday!
Hope to have a Skate Label of my own, Bland Boards. First board, "Life is Bland" with <-that in classy cursive handwriting on a beach with a hammock...I gotta post that idea!

"I lost something in you."
"Kick-flip, is a standard."
"Life is nothing but Bland!"
"Money can't buy life." -Bob Marley
"You dont't call retarded people retards.It's bad taste.You call your friends retards, when they're acting retarded.." -Michael Scott
"Yeah, I know, I know it's bland." -Michael Scott
"Wine was invented by the Romans....For Orgies" -Dr. Steve Brule
"Fool me once, Strike one. But fool me twice... Strike three" -Michael Scott
"Wikipedia, is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject.. So you know you are getting the best possible information" -Michael Scott
"Aberham Lincoln once said:'If you're a racist I will attack you with the North.'" -Micheal Scott
"Look at him and tell me there's a God!" -Master Shake
"They say the best weapon is one you never have to fire. I prefer the weapon you only need to fire once. That's how dad did it, that's how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far." -Iron Man
"I mean you do what you love, and FUCK the rest." -Dwight from LMS
"So castles made of sand, melts into the sea, eventually" -Jimi Hendrix
"There's a difference between 'fucking' and 'making love'" -ShelbyLynn <3
"Someone has a sexy gf (:" -Bubby
Who I'd like to meet:
Neil Hamburger
My Love and My Life
God and The J-man
The Avereage Homeboy!!Hells yah.
Dave Chapelle
Conan O' Brian
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The Bland Man™ has 119 friends.
 ShelbyLynn&trade; 


 Leland {irish shmuck} 


 AJ 


 John 

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 TAZ 


 Cuba Baby 


 Robbie [><] 


 Jordan 


 Shane 


 Shaun 


 br!annamazing ♥ 


 Free the Robots 





The Bland Man™'s Friends Comments
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♥ mallory.


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Jul 13 2009 8:49 PM

lolololol JERK!
♥ mallory.


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Jul 13 2009 6:51 PM

yeah that was just a couple years ago.
♥ mallory.


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Jul 13 2009 6:28 PM

i just wanted to tell you that

YOURE GAY!

kthxbai
John


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Jul 12 2009 5:28 AM

GUCCI BANDANA




rlfh3o4wr 3rjnfBANDANA,wqojfhen3dcirbBANDANA

EPIC BANDANA
TAZ





Jul 4 2009 4:18 AM

What wuz heartbreakin about ur chill night B?
John


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Jul 2 2009 4:11 AM

the bland man got complacent skills that make me go, omg, Justin Bland, He's so gay, he fucks his cd rom entry pretending it's shelby!

OWNED
TAZ





Jun 30 2009 6:59 AM

Word son but yea we decided it wuz about time LOL
John


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Jun 30 2009 6:55 AM

lol.
what r u doing tomorrow?
John


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Jun 30 2009 6:51 AM

Nope! I'm officially more a college student than your ass.

You now owe me an energy drink.
John


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Jun 30 2009 6:47 AM

dude, i have more college credits than you do already ;D lmao
TAZ





Jun 30 2009 6:31 AM

Ur gayyy!! Ha jk dude imma prolly be back at the end I the month
ShelbyLynn™





May 26 2009 10:18 PM

It's all good I guess. You just gotta try to go to bed early. <33
ShelbyLynn™





May 26 2009 11:19 AM

I love you too bubby. And I will always smile back at you. Always n forever bby. sorry i didn't answer your text this morning, for once I actually slept through the night (withouth waking up)... and then woke up 15 minutes early. :/ I'm sure I won't hear from you till mid-day, but text me when you get up. Love you.
<3
John


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May 17 2009 4:57 PM

the guy who made the panda thing owned you. you must feel like a douche.
ShelbyLynn™





May 17 2009 2:06 PM

I don't know what to do that'd make u believe how sorry I am for all this shit i've put you through. I'm really sick of fucking us up.I don't ever mean to hurt you in any way possible. I don't know what to do with myself anymore. I just wish this shit would stop. i want us to make it bby.I hope your heart overcomes your mind. Real Iove is forever babe. I love you so much. Always n forever<3333 -Your Northern Lights
ShelbyLynn™





May 5 2009 1:25 AM




XD
boys noize vs. weekly german song XD
lol<333 luff you.
Kevin





May 4 2009 6:46 PM

Dude i had this lsd/acid trip that was fucking crazy.. saw some demons and shit.
Kevin





May 4 2009 1:44 PM

Ewwww.. Arizona makes some nasty stuff man.. Their tea tastes like fermented cow piss, laced with pcp or somthing.
Kevin





May 3 2009 4:04 PM

I want a Monster. Bawls wouldnt be to bad though.
Leeeea


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May 3 2009 11:22 AM

hello =)
cl!ff





Apr 29 2009 5:03 PM

i'm sorry:[
on the good side,
different label but the same soda inside;D
♥ mallory.


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Apr 27 2009 6:01 AM

i just thought i should let you know that you look like the little boy off of bridge to terabithia. kthnx.
Robbie [><]





Apr 26 2009 2:41 AM

are you still cyber dating that girl?
John


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Apr 18 2009 1:28 PM

Blue nukka
John


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Apr 18 2009 3:28 AM

yeah, i have it.
Give me an energy drink and you can borrow it ;)
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