Corey
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Show-down at the O.K Corral
Male
23 years old
Edmonton, Alberta
Canada
Last Login: 11/10/2009
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| General | Lots of stuff. Good food, good movies, good friends, good times, hell I probably like a lot of stuff...Now if I write any of that crap down are you even really going to give 2 shits about it? Probably not, so heres a joke for you..Well, sort of a Joke. So this guy comes home after a hard days work to his wife..ONLY TO FIND HER CHEATING ON HIM WITH ANOTHER MAN FOR MONEY TO FEED HER HEROIN ADDICTION...Oh what, are you telling me that laughing at other peoples expense isn't funny? You make me sick | | Music | The Eagles, RATM, The Rolling Stones, Cream,Willie Dixon, Howlin' Wolf, Muddy Waters, Lead Belly, Chuck Berry, Sublime, Oasis, Blue Oyster Cult, Steppenwolf, Queen, Dusty Springfield, The Doors, Led Zepplin, Guns and Roses,Dick Dale & his Del-Tones, AC/DC, Mettalica, Black Sabbath, Atmosphere, Aesop Rock, Rusty Pelicans, The Centurians, Sage Francis, Our Lady Peace, Smashing pumpkins, Bob Dylan, Pink Floyd, The Who, The Beatles, the guess who, the kinks, Elliot Smith, the white stripes, modest mouse, | | Movies | Fight club.
Interview with the vampire.
American history X.
Live and Die in LA.
Rounders.
Bullet proof.
Boondock Saints.
Brain Donors.
Happy Gilmore.
Good will hunting.
James Bond flics.
21 grams.
any clint eastwood movie.
Sin City.
Gladiator.
City of God.
Half Baked.
Edward Scissor hands.
Big Daddy.
Anything with Johnny Depp.
Devils Advocate.
Goodfellas.
A Clockwork Orange.
Fear and loathing in Las Vegas.
Scarface.
Old School.
Dodgeball.
Gangster no. 1.
Snatch.
Nightmare before Christmas.
Friday night lights.
One flew over the cuckoos nest.
to kill a mockingbird.
Lock, stock and two smoking barrels.
Layer Cake.
Casino.
Bram Stokers Dracula.
Night of the living dead(original).
Dawn of the dead(Original).
Psycho.
Apocolypse now.
Platoon.
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
Philadelphia.
Indiana Jones.
Close Encounters of the Third Kind.
The silence of the lambs.
Forrest Gump.
Full metal jacket.
Dances With Wolves.
Jaws.
Pulp Fiction.
Short Circuit.
Crash.
The Big Lebowskie.
Kingdom of heaven.
Super Troopers.
Batman begins.
Saun of the Dead.
Romper stomper.
Kingpin.
Naked Gun series.
Run Lola Run.
Hotshots Series.
Loaded Weapon.
Terminator series.
Highlander.
Alien series.
Jackie Brown.
Reservoir dogs.
Suicide Kings.
The Ref.
I dont know anymore, but Sam Rockwell is a sexy muthafuckin bitch | | Television | Seinfeld, simpsons, family guy, Ali G, IFC, Harvey Birdman, Curb your enthusiasm, Happy Days , the kids on the hall, chappelle, the x-files
| | Books | Anne Rice Vampire chronicles, The drifters, true confessions of Charlotte Doyle, Harry potter, Redwall, Maxim(shit, I never knew how cool they were, I picked up a couple and they taught me how to treat a bullet wound, cut my own arm off and fend off terrorists on a plane, assuming they have melee weapons and not firearms)The Farside books, and the comic section in the paper...CHeck out Pooche Cafe, it'll change your life | | Heroes | Heroes...I guess if I HAD to have a hero it would probably be a combination of superman, jim morrison, Andrew Dice Clay and a shark. Just think about it, I'd be stirring things up with Sexist and racist remarks and I'd be having sex with all kinds of chicks, but nobody could really get mad cause I'm superman, when I'm not having sex with dirty chicks I'd be saving people, nobody could say a thing. And I take back the shark thing, I was thinking that if I was a shark I wouldn't be afraid of sharks, but then on the other hand I dont think chicks would be down for getting banged by a shark, and I'm definetly not down for having sex with sharks cause they scare the shit out of me...I'd probably switch it up with james bond, he's sort of like superman only he doesn't have superpowers, but he does get tons of guns and killer gadgets and shit PLUS he gets more action in just one of his movies then superman got in all 4 of his...AND I'd have to throw Denis Leary and Adam Sandler into the mix, just cause they are badass aswell. |
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Corey's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Victoria, BC | | Body type: | More to love! | | Ethnicity: | Asian | | Zodiac Sign: | Sagittarius | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Education: | High school | | Occupation: | Retail Marine Tech. |
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Thrifty Foods
Victoria, Bc CA
Retail Marine Technician AKA Cod Jocky
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About me:
Well I'm the buffman, I'm easy going, I like hanging out with my pals and gals, read, watch movies, all those cool things humans do.
I like being random, crazy and loud. I'm your average outrageous and sexy bitch booze hound. One thing I dont like is ego, if someones going to bring ego into things they can just piss off, leave it at the door, or run into traffic, you dont have any fun or get anywhere wondering why people have a problem with you, you can just shake it off or piss them off, either is pretty fun. I eat, sleep, pracise hygiene on occasion, watch porn, fondle myself afterwards, indulge in chocolate, draw, read, drink too much sometimes, do stupid things a lot of the time, I make people laugh, happy, angry, upset, offended and sickened. I have the pleasure to call myself weird, but also friendly, random and sexy. If your not a phycho with plans to cut me up, eat me, and sell my remaining parts to chinese organs thieves, then hit me up like an unfaithfull wife
I am going to trick you into meeting me, then I am going to knock you unconciouse, tie you up and perform a number of bizarre and sexual acts on you, because I am not really a 20 year old male, I am really a middle aged transvesite named Peter. I am sick and twisted and I am going to take my frustration out on you in the most demented way possible.
Big hugs.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Those Negroes I keep hearing so much about
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