CLUBS EDITOR / STAFF WRITER, MIXMAG
Before joining Mixmag I studied Tiger Style clubbing Journalism with one-eyed Master Wong Feh at a remote temple in the Hungyang province of Manchuria. After Wong Feh’s death in a bizarre accident involving a pedigree fighting rooster, an electric abdominal toner and several gallons of massage oil, I renounced his teachings and completed my studies at Strathclyde University in Glasgow. After a period of work experience at Mixmag, I simply refused to leave and was given a job, the usual attempts at poisoning having failed.
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness
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