The Mendoza Line, Neko Case, Old 97's, Centro-Matic, Greyhound Soul, Hum, Radiohead circa Pablo Honey - OK Computer), Moondog, Westons, Badly Drawn Boy, Clash, Darin, Dandy Warhols, David Holmes, Eagles of Death Metal, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, the Bird, Nada Surf, Neil Finn, Iggy Pop and the Stooges, Pixies, Paul Westerburg, Phantom Planet's Anthem and Lonely Day, RjD2, Son Volt, Sci-Fi Lullaby, Sonic Youth, Southern Culture on the Skids, Cliff Martinez, Thievery Corporation, Wilco
Television
I use to have a television, but reading is better. When I get the chance, I like to watch cartoons. Lots of cartoons.
Books
Lots of them. Oh so many.
Heroes
Aren't really there, we just admire the extremes that we can be in our lives. Looking up to people for their actions great. But we always have to remember that everyone, and I mean everyone at the end of the day, takes a dump and puts their pants on one leg at a time.
About me: Placing something about yourself isn't exactly easy. You have to consider that there are people who have no comprehension of who you are and what you are, all they know is what they read. So in doing so, if your skills as a story teller isn't up to par, then those that read your entry know only a bad story.
You can entertain people by telling them a story that starts with 'I' and continues to read as a pirate that has never been told that they say 'arr.' Being called a retard(not developmentally disabled) by a pirate is like losing a quiz show to Jessica Simpson. Pretty damn pathetic.
So let's have a story time that we can enjoy.
Ten Second News
In January of 1977 in the town of Clifton, Arizona, two people did something that would change their life forever. They had monkey sex. Monkey sex lead to a few missed periods and this being a small town this naturally lead to a shotgun wedding that was called by the groom's mother, "the best wedding that she had ever been to." Those two people in an act that most people enjoy, had caused a big change in their lives. A Child.
In October of that year, in Morenci, Arizona, a town that was five hundred feet above Clifton, a little boy was born at night, on a Sunday, on Mother-In-Law's Day.
Fast forward to now. No now, now. You're reading this wondering "Why am I reading this prick's entry." He is asking the same question.
He's also asking the questions like:
Why does eMpTV never play videos? Well the big question is, is eMpTV still on the air?
Why do the Cubs choke every year?
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck, if I woodchuck could chuck wood?
Is it mean to drink at an AA meeting?
How much is too much coffee?
What does "Soy Bueno en la cama" mean and why do people look at me weird when I tell them that?
Of course it's just easier to head over to my blog to read up on all the fun stuff. of course it doesn't show who my friends are, but I think that might be easier for them to not live their lives in shame.
Thanks for the add, Casey! For a quick laugh, check out my lil' cartoon (based on the web comic) about a guy who reads moronic screenplays for movie studio bosses ... and then weep for him.
so yeah...went to wish you a happy birthday yesterday and got sidetracked....so...Happy Birthday a day late...sorry...what are sister for?? hahahahah...hope you had a good one!
