Ya, so you should know that I'm Greg, unless you're one of many who knows me as Tasty! Or unless your Sonia, who knows me as her Cousin Victoria... lol don't ask.
I'm basically into Guitar, Singing, Writing, Conservative Politics, Football, Marching Band, DeMolay, Awesome People, Food, and all that fun stuff.
Music
Heavy Metal is the law that keeps us all united free A law that shatters earth and hell Heavy Metal cannot be beaten by any dynasty We're all wizards fightin' with our spell
-Kai Hansen (Helloween)
Well, that Emo Chicken-shit may be what's in this decade, but next decade will belong to Metal!!!
So I'm basically trying to get a band together to complete my vision. if you're intrested and have experience in any fields, please read my blog and talk to me about this business.
Take the quiz: What 80's Metal Band are you? (with pics) Metallica You are a band with Metal in it's name. Metallica. You have no costume or make-up, you just serve metal up the ass. You rock!
As you read below, you can tell that I have an intrest in all types of rock music. However, my genre of choice is Hevay Metal, primarily that of the 80s decade and that of this new wonderful genre, Power Metal!!! It's all perfect because it has great melody, complexity, and for the most part should be fast and heavy.
A
Accept AC/DC Adema Aerosmith(up until about 78 or so) A.F.I.(pre-Decemberunderground) Alice Cooper Alice in Chains Alien Ant Farm Anthrax Audioslave Avenged Sevenfold
B
Bad Religion Better Than Ezra Billy Joel Black Label Society Black Sabbath Blink 182 Blue October Bon Jovi Bruce Dickinson Bruce Springsteen Bush
C
Candlebox Chevelle Counting Crows Creed Crossfade
D
Damnocracy Danzig Deep Purple Def Leppard Dethklok Dire Straits Disturbed Dr. Rockso Dragonforce Dropkick Murphys
Oasis Offspring Ozzy Osbourne (More so in the Randy Rhoads era)
P
Pantera Pearl Jam Pink Floyd P.O.D. Puddle of Mudd
Q
Queen Queensryche Quiet Riot
R
Rammstein Rancid Ratt Red Hot Chilli Peppers Rhapsody of Fire Rolling Stones Rude Buddha RUSH
S
Saliva Seether Shadowside SHINEDOWN SKID ROW (especially in the Sebastian Bach era) SLAYER Smashing Pumpkins So Damn Thirsty Social Distortion Soundgarten Spinal Tap St. Madness Staind Stone Temple Pilots Sum 41 System of a Down (pre-Mezmerize)
T
Ted Nugent Tesla Testament The Ataris The Beatles The Doors The Scorpions The Used (1st album) The Who Third Eye Blind Three Days Grace Three Doors Down Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers Trivium
U
U2
V
Van Halen Van Morrison Vince Neil
W
WARRANT (mainly the Jani Lane era) Wasp Weird Al Yankovic Weezer White Stripes Whitesnake
Y
Yes
Z
ZZ Top
any awesome local band I hear, and any other wonderful band I 4got (I don't really like deathmetal, and I don't hate emo music quite so much as I hate the emo fashion statement) Most of the stuff I like is stuff like Nu Metal, Olde Skool Metal, can't forget Olde Skool rock, Grunge, Alternative, some Punk, and of course, Progressive rock
QUOTES FROM ROCKSTARS:
"Being sober on a bus is like totally different than being drunk on a bus" -Ozzy Osbourne
"I'd like to get a beer holder on my guitar like they have on boats" -James Hetfield, Metallica
"I love to piss assholes off. You know why? Cause it proves I'm not an asshole" -Ted Nugent
"People often ask me what I look for in women. I look for ME in women" -Gene Simmons
"I suppose music was my drug in a way. I went through everything any young junkie goes through: getting kicked out of the house, not wanting to work, not having any money."
-KK Downing, Judas Priest
My brains are oatmeal!" -Mick Mars, Motley Crue
"Our fans are like people who like licorice. Not everybody likes licorice, but the people who like licorice really like licorice" -Jerry Garcia
"My fantasy guitar would be a cannon that shot sperm at the audience" -Angus Young, AC/DC
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever" -David St. Hubbins, SPINAL TAP
"My attitiude, in purely intellectual terms, was 'screw you!'" -Neil Diamond
"Folk singing is just a bunch of fat people!" -Bob Dylan
"6 months goes by really fast when you're a genius" -Robert Plant, Led Zeppelin
"[After the catastrophe killing 11 fans,] I watched Roger Daltrey cry his eyes out. I didn't, but he did. I just think when people are dead, they're dead. -Pete Townshend, The Who
"I tattooed my brain all the way" -Syd Barret, Pink Floyd
"I first decided to get into music basically when I thought I could never have a proper job." -Bruce Dickinson, IRON MAIDEN!
Movies
BORAT!!! Happy Gilmore, Big Daddy, The Wedding Singer (basically all the Adam Sandler Movies) all the Lord of the Rings movies (ya I'm sorta a nerd), all the Harry Potter movies, all the X-Men movies, Spiderman, Pirates of the Carribean, Van Helsing, SAW, The Ladykillers, All the Blue Collar Comedy Tours, Collateral, and anything else I 4got
Television
I like things that are funny (Comedy Central, etc.) or anything having to do with Football or Marvel Comics
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Around the Horn Blue Collar TV Dharma & Greg Everybody Loves Raymond Family Guy Grounded for Life KING OF THE HILL Lil' Bush M*A*S*H* METALOCALYPSE PTI(Pardon the Interruption) Seinfeld South Park Spin City That 70's Show The Drew Carey Show THE SIMPSONS The War at Home Who's Line is it Anyway
Books
Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and basically anyhting that I find interesting Oh, and Howard Stern is a great author!
Heroes
FAVORITE GUITARISTS: Alex Lifeson Janick Gers Adrian Smith & Dave Murray Kirk Hammet Randy Rhodes (R.I.P. 1956-1982) Eddie Van Halen Roy Z Joey Allen Mick Mars KK Downing Tom Scholz Scotti Hill Tony Iommi Kai Hansen Michael Weikath Jeff Hanneman Kerry King SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF!
FAVORITE SINGERS: Bruce Dickinson James Hetfield Geddy Lee Geoff Tate Vince Neil Rob Halford Tobias Sammet Sebastian Bach Brent Smith Jani Lane Freddie Mercury(R.I.P. 1947-1991) Brad Delp (R.I.P. 1951-2007) Tom Araya Ozzy Osbourne DR. ROCKSO! THE ROCK&ROLL CLOWN!!! (He does cocaine)
FAVORITE SONGWRITERS Neil Peart Bruce Springsteen Steve Harris Jackson Browne Bruce Dickinson Adrian Smith James Hetfield Neil Young Rachel Bolan and Dave "The Snake" Sabo Doug Hopkins(R.I.P. 1961-1993) Nikki Sixx Jani Lane
OTHER HEROES: Chris Ray. He's a complete jackass, but he's a real pal, and not to mention my best friend Zach Berkowitz, my fat brother Fred, my real brother Anthony, my little brother Molly is cool too Ronald Reagan John McCain Milton Friedman Karl Rove Stan Lee All the Marvel Comic heroes (The X-Men being my personal favorite) EDDIE You didn't possibly think I'd leave out SEAN CONNARY, did you?!!?
If you play guitar, then you should listen to Rush. Alex Lifeson is an incredible guitarist. Well, if you play any instrument frequently used in rock music, listen to Rush (especially if you play drums, Neil Peart is the greatest drummer I've ever heard in my life). But enough about the greatest band that ever existed.
I'm a rising Senior at WSHS
I'm what you would call Conservative
I HATE being lied to, under ANY circumstances
Those who know me know that I like being myself. I don't need to dress to impress, cause everyone like me how I am :)
I can get overemotional, just deal with it
I can be romantic, but I try not to do sappy, I hate sappy
I give everyone a fair chance... as long as I get one. Free and fair exchange
If I'm being an asshole to you, then you provoked it. I'm almost never an asshole for no reason. But if you just insult me out of nowhere, I'll fire back at least twice as hard
If I can't talk to you without constant sarcasm, it means I'm supressing the fact that I don't like you
I label almost everybody. If you don't like it... then that's your problem, not mine
I like to joke around alot with my friends, we like to play pranks on each other. If you don't wanna do that, that's cool too
I try not to get attached too easily, my heart doesn't need another breaking
If I'm having a problem or if something's wrong, you'll know cause bottling up my emotions just makes me feel worse
anything I forgot, I'll type in here later
my s/n is Yourenexttodie.
I LOVE: -Singing -Playing guitar -Metal (good metal), old skool, and grunge is alright -The Constitution -Capitalism -Conservatism -MULLETS!!! -Football (Redskins 4 life!!! Fuck y'all bandwagon kids who go for them winning teams, I don't do that shit) -My friends (no homo) -Guns Drinking -Writing -Laughing at the misfortunes of people I don't like -Laughing at my friends' misfortunes is fun too...XD -chillin with my homies -prancing around town with my homies
I HATE: -People who do shit to you like it's no big deal, but bitch when u do it back to them -Liberals (you are one step to the right of Communism) -The anti-bush movement -Death Metal -The IRS -People who havn't realized Gun Control is a FAILURE -Label haters (if you don't wanna get labeled, don't draw attention to yourself!) -People that are assholes for no reason -WhEn PeOpLe TyPe LiKe ThIs -Liars -Any other reprehensable thing I 4got to put in here
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:
Gregory Porch
Birthday:
October 17th
Birthplace:
Fairfax, VA
Current Location:
Hoodbridge, VA
Eye Color:
Green
Hair Color:
Durrty blonde
Height:
5'6"
Right Handed or Left Handed:
Lefty
Your Heritage:
Irish, Italian, Welsh and German
The Shoes You Wore Today:
why does that matter?
Your Weakness:
Girls Girls Girls
Your Fears:
Science and religion
Your Perfect Pizza:
Meat Lovers Bizz-Nytch!!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
To photocopy my butt and staple it to someone's face
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
okaa
Thoughts First Waking Up:
I don't think when I first wake up
Your Best Physical Feature:
probly my eyes, alotta people like my hair too
Your Bedtime:
I make my own
Your Most Missed Memory:
Not having any responsibility
Pepsi or Coke:
Pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King:
Breakfast = McDonalds, Overall = Burger King
Single or Group Dates:
Single, they're better for having that kinda fun. I don't really like group dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
umm... Lipton? I don't care
Chocolate or Vanilla:
Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Coffee
Do you Smoke:
I enjoy the occasional cigar or black and mild, but that's it
Do you Swear:
sumtimes
Do you Sing:
Yea, and I'm damn good at it too!
Do you Shower Daily:
who the hell doesn't?!!?
Have you Been in Love:
No, and the term is thrown around ridiculously, so, most of you aren't either
Do you want to go to College:
I'd prefer to, unless I get a record deal.
Do you want to get Married:
Not thinking htat far ahead
Do you belive in yourself:
Not usually
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive:
Depends on what mood I'm in, but for the most part not really
Are you a Health Freak:
Not really
Do you get along with your Parents:
Sumtimes
Do you like Thunderstorms:
Who the hell gives a damn? Does anybody honestly care if somebody likes thunderstorms or would even think for half a second to ask such a pointless question? Yea, I like em okaa
Do you play an Instrument:
Guitar, and a lil bit of Piano. Ladies, I can also sing ;)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
ja
In the past month have you Smoked:
Smoking kills!
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
Fuck that! Drugs kill, stick to alcohol!
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
Nay
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
no
In the past month have you been on Stage:
yup
In the past month have you been Dumped:
Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
I don't think so
Ever been Drunk:
ohh yes
Ever been called a Tease:
I doubt it
Ever been Beaten up:
yea
Ever Shoplifted:
yessum
How do you want to Die:
Either in a plane/car/bus crash, except I'd like my course in one piece and in a recognizable condidtion, or by alcohol poisoning/overdose
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
Guitarist
What country would you most like to Visit:
Merry olde England
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
I'm not that particular
Favourite Hair Color:
Any that's not obviously fake
Short or Long Hair:
Past the shoulders
Height:
my height, or a little shorter, but it doesn't really matter that much cause I'm not that particular
Weight:
Around my weight actually, considering I don't weigh very much
Who I'd like to meet: Any pretty girl who likes to laugh, have reassurance, and party!
Anyone else who likes to party can be a friend in my book.
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Yeah Zack is sposed to contact me after work and explain himself and y he can meet me at the abc store and get alcohol but not provide for the party he said hed go to. this should be good. im not too happy, plus with tim whining bout 60 dollar, i dropped it to 45 so hed shut up but im not happy. and i might limit his alcohol and make him drink just beer. my mood isnt too good for the moment in terms of the party. but the good news is some of the new downlaods comming up and im almost done figuring out what songs we are going to do.
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