[DAAM] Big Playa Megan Flava
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake."

Female
18 years old
San Jose, California
United States



Last Login: 7/5/2008
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    [DAAM] Big Playa Megan Flava's Interests
GeneralBiology [it's what you live. it's what you do.]; rage against the machine - I may have failed, but did you try? I'm lost in piles of maps. Sickness//health. The old in-out-in-out. Dreams [["we've been here before..."]]. Crater silence.
Music
Afrika Bambaataa
Basement Jaxx
Beck
The Beatles
Bikini Kill
Bright Eyes
Cansei de Ser Sexy
The Cardigans
Death Cab for Cutie
Deftones
The Dresden Dolls
The Distillers
Flogging Molly
The Flaming Lips
Fountains of Wayne
Frou Frou
Hanz Zimmer
Howard Shore
Ima Robot
Imogen Heap
Jack Off Jill
L7
Ladytron
Lady Sovereign
Lily Allen
Lovedrug
Massive Attack
Maximo Park
The Metasciences
Metric
Mindless Self Indulgence
Motion City Soundtrack
Muse
The New Pornographers
Nirvana
The Offspring
P.O.S.
Piebald
Placebo
Portishead
The Postal Service
The Presidents of the USA
REM
Shudder to Think
Sneaker Pimps
Stars
Straylight Run
Super Furry Animals
System of a Down
Third Eye Blind
Tokyo Jihen
Tori Amos
Weezer
XTC
Zoot Woman
Movies
..Adaptation"
"Amelie"
"American Splendor"
"The Breakfast Club"
"Brick"
"Brokeback Mountain"
"Citizen Kane"
"A Clockwork Orange"
"Donnie Darko"
"Dragonheart"
"Dr. Strangelove"
"The Edukators"
"Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind"
"The Fifth Element"
"Fight Club"
"Girl, Interrupted"
"The Godfather"
"The Gods Must Be Crazy"
"Hard Candy"
"Harvey"
"Heathers"
"Idlewild"
Indiana Jones
"Kiss Kiss Bang Bang"
"La Dolce Vita"
"The Lion King"
"The Lord of the Rings"
"The Machinist"
"No Country for Old Men"
"Pan's Labyrinth"
"Princess Mononoke"
"Pulp Fiction"
"Requiem for a Dream"
"Rocky Horror Picture Show"
"Sin City"
"Spirited Away"
"The Third Man"
"The Thirty Nine Steps"
"Toy Story"
"Transformers"
"V for Vendetta"
TelevisionLOST, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Coupling, Dexter, I Love New York, Ninja Warrior, The Office, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Books
"The Lord of the Rings" trilogy [J.R.R. Tolkien]
"His Dark Materials" trilogy, "Clockwork" [Philip Pullman]
"Choke", "Fight Club", "Invisible Monsters" [Chuck Palahniuk]
"The Tooth Fairy" [Graham Joyce]
"All the Night Wings" [Loren Eiseley]
"The Naked Ape", "Manwatching" [Desmond Morris]
"Watership Down" [Richard Adams]
"An Unquiet Mind" [Kay Redfield Jamison]
"Written on the Body" [Jeanette Winterson]
"Love Poems" [Anne Sexton]
"Girl, Interrupted" [Susanna Kaysen]
"The Great Gatsby" [F. Scott Fitzgerald]
the "Temeraire" series [Naomi Novik]
"Wasted: A Memoir of Anorexia and Bulimia" [Marya Hornbacher]
"Dragonsbane" [Barbara Hambly]
"The Sandman" [Neil Gaiman]
"Snow Crash" [Neil Stephenson]
"Abarat" [Clive Barker]
"Switchers" [Kate Thompson]
"Ring of Bright Water" [Gavin Maxwell]
"Stiff" [Mary Roach]
"The Island of the Colorblind" [Oliver Sacks]
"Lolita" [Vladimir Nabokov]
"Changing Planes", "The Left Hand of Darkness" [Ursula K. Le Guin]
"Hawksong" [Amelia Atwater-Rhodes]
"Cat in Glass and Other Tales of the Unnatural" [Nancy Etchemendy]
"Fast Food Nation" [Eric Schlosser]
"Life of Pi" [Yann Martel] "Heart of Darkness" [Joseph Conrad]
"The Last Temptation of Christ", "Zorba the Greek" [Nikos Kazantzakis]
"Another Bullshit Night in Suck City" [Nick Flynn]
"The Serpent and the Rainbow" [Wade Davis]
"Strangers in Paradise" [Terry Moore]
"The Last Unicorn" [Peter S. Beagle]
[[[more to come]]]
HeroesHard Gay, the Weather Underground, Shirley Muldowney, Brody Dalle, Shoichi Yokoi, Tony Stark, Animal Man, Charles Darwin, Cyndi Lauper.

"I'm afraid of sharks, but only in a water situation. If I saw a shark in the street, I'd say, 'What? Fuck you.' Kind of the opposite of how I feel about lions."

-Demetri Martin

     [DAAM] Big Playa Megan Flava's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Bi
Hometown:San Jose
Body type:5' 4" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:High school
Occupation:serial dictator

   [DAAM] Big Playa Megan Flava's Schools
Evergreen Valley College
San Jose,CA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

2007 to 2007
Piedmont Hills High
San Jose,California
Graduated: N/A
 

2003 to 2007

   [DAAM] Big Playa Megan Flava's Companies
Design and Conquer
San Jose, California US
Official Harlot and Contributor

2005 - 2008; willfully terminated



[DAAM] Big Playa Megan Flava has a stuffed opossum named Custer

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   [DAAM] Big Playa Megan Flava's Blurbs
About me:




"Robots do not cry.
They are afraid of shorting
Out their poor optics."
-Winger






"Righteous art thou, O Lord,
when I plead with thee; yet let me talk
with thee of thy judgments: Wherefore
doth the way of the wicked prosper?"
(Jeremiah 12:1)



"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to
anyone, but they've always worked for me."
--Hunter S. Thompson




douchebag


Who I'd like to meet:
One desperate attempt after another to find something in common with someone else and then cling. "Hey, you have ten fingers, I have ten fingers, let's be friends. We'll make rules and slogans. Then if we find someone with nine fingers, we can beat the crap out of them."


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   [DAAM] Big Playa Megan Flava's Friend Space (Top 8)
[DAAM] Big Playa Megan Flava has 149 friends.
 [DAAM] .ashleyrose. 


 Tommy Ten-Stones 


 GOD! ||DAAM|| 


 [who gives a DAAM] Ma'fuckkin PANDA 


 mill, ninth queen of napalm 


 ANIMUS 


 George 


 Claudia (gots me an A haha) 





[DAAM] Big Playa Megan Flava's Friends Comments
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ANIMUS





Jul 7 2008 12:21 AM

If he can fuck the son of God, imagine what he could do for you!!

http://www. divine-interventions. com/index2. php
Danielle





Jun 29 2008 10:21 AM

internet is wrong..
[DAAM] .ashleyrose.





Jun 25 2008 6:56 PM

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
waffles says WOAH BABY





Jun 22 2008 3:15 AM

wow i fckn love your background XD
[DAAM] .ashleyrose.





Jun 22 2008 2:14 AM

D:
[DAAM] .ashleyrose.





Jun 22 2008 1:49 AM

suckitsuckitsuckitsuckitsuckit
[DAAM] .ashleyrose.





Jun 22 2008 1:40 AM

suck my dick
[DAAM] .ashleyrose.





Jun 22 2008 1:25 AM

nigga, please.
Danielle





Jun 17 2008 4:11 PM

I must ask, what am I getting a "grats" for?
:p
Danielle





Jun 17 2008 3:00 PM

congrats on graduating and the PIMP laptop you posted about,.
:]
ANIMUS





Jun 11 2008 5:05 PM

darling, did you not hear my profile song? Oh, I know of the DD... And I was inspired by the song on your page. It's better, in my book, but I did not want to steal.
:X
Danny Boy





Jun 9 2008 11:14 AM

I am extremely exhausted and highly sunburnt! I'm politically rabble-rousing, actually, trying to keep an election in the Chicago suburbs from being an unopposed selection.
Danny Boy





Jun 6 2008 7:13 PM

:O There are candy poofs now?! I thought candies were peefs! In any case, I'm sure the comparison to something delightful and sweet must be spot on! How've you been!?
GOD! ||DAAM||





Jun 5 2008 1:00 PM

xDDD
Ohgod.
Danny Boy





Jun 5 2008 6:26 AM

I poofed way back in the day. Now I am unpoofed. The circle of poof is complete.
:)
ANIMUS





May 13 2008 12:24 PM

I haff secret for youo, Meg, and it is so good to hear it...
Kommandant Kavu





May 9 2008 11:13 AM

GO WOLVERINE GO

~Kommandant Kavu
Peanut McSquiggles Esquire VI





May 6 2008 10:52 PM

Rawrg waffles!
Cheriee





May 6 2008 5:03 PM

Haha I'll check it out :3 yeah somethings just weren't practical for practice, and...I kind of enjoy taking showers so xD

That is weird, at least from what I've heard 0: I guess different people hurt more in different piercings.
One of the major turn offs right now is the scarring > > Thanks though!
Cheriee





May 6 2008 3:41 PM

It seems you're the only person I know who has a lip ring xD Anyways I was thinking of getting one and I was wondering how much it hurt for you? 0: Compared to your nose/ear ones?

Also I read Days of War Nights of Love :3 Pretty thought inspiring.
GOD! ||DAAM||





Apr 27 2008 8:50 PM

because I would shoot everyone with Mike[and]Ike. And then fish their eyeballs out with a spork and stab them thirty times in the reproduction areas.
Vanessa





Apr 24 2008 3:32 PM

Hm. perhaps engineering, photography, or uhh... I dont know. Ima wing it. Haha. Im kinda dumb.
Vanessa





Apr 24 2008 11:27 AM

thats cool. Very exciting for you. Im quite excited as well.
I cant wait
Vanessa





Apr 22 2008 11:59 AM

Haha. Yeah and plus my girlfriend lives there.
I wana be closer to her
Vanessa





Apr 19 2008 10:37 AM

Haha yeah! Prom and graduation. Haha lots and lots. Lmao. Thats cool how u graduated early. i didnt. But as soon as i do.... Im outta here. Im off to Florida.
Haha
ANIMUS





Apr 19 2008 8:43 AM

Meg... I thought you should know...
Wizards never die.

www. mailordercomedy. com
..

And that's a fact, Neal... Patrick Harris.
Vanessa





Apr 18 2008 6:27 AM

Hey! Long time since weve spoken, eh? Haha how you been kid?
GOD! ||DAAM||





Apr 17 2008 9:56 PM

yessir

http://smg. photobucket. com/albums/v476/loveme_hatemecow/?action=view¤t=MOV03319. flv

linkage
prhoiwlliapnd





Apr 17 2008 2:34 PM

what up blood.
you looking forward to the weekend?
Danielle





Apr 13 2008 1:22 PM

sorry i missed church, I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian
Kamunt the BaDASS MUTHAF**KIN' DJ





Apr 12 2008 11:21 PM

i m RLY not enjoing seing tose bewbeez on ur profile meg TT
Cheriee





Mar 28 2008 8:41 PM

Your profile picture = win
[DAAM] .ashleyrose.





Mar 27 2008 8:29 PM

D: nooooooo!! I wanna see it sooo badddd.
[DAAM] .ashleyrose.





Mar 27 2008 10:07 AM

beezy I know you uploaded that video
GOD! ||DAAM||





Mar 6 2008 9:11 PM

go here:

http://i182. photobucket. com/albums/x58/mistabombastic/3e416abf5392b521576cd53d139319c6. gif

XD
GOD! ||DAAM||





Mar 3 2008 11:26 PM

omg. bewbs.
Danielle





Mar 3 2008 4:04 PM

hardcore background..

i see boobies.
[DAAM] .ashleyrose.





Mar 3 2008 2:32 PM

BEST BACKROUND EVER.
Peanut McSquiggles Esquire VI





Mar 3 2008 1:32 PM

WAFFFFFFFLLLLEEEESSSSS!
GOD! ||DAAM||





Mar 1 2008 11:05 PM

onions?

http://www. deanguitars. com/userpics/lib5/peta. gif
GOD! ||DAAM||





Feb 20 2008 11:15 PM

Omg, meg, have you seen Juno?

The way they talk is reason enough to give it some kind of award. How can you fit that many cheesy phrases into under ten minutes of movie? xDDDDD

It is such a "Get stoned and watch me" movie.