MySpace.com - The Kazoo - 23 - Female - GEORGETOWN, Texas

The Kazoo

		It's for making noise! Female 23 years old GEORGETOWN, Texas United States Last Login: 3/19/2007

View My: Pics \| Videos

Contacting The Kazoo

MySpace URL:

www.myspace.com/the_kazoo

The Kazoo's Details

Status:	Single
Zodiac Sign:	Gemini

The Kazoo is in your extended network
view more

The Kazoo's Latest Blog Entry [Subscribe to this Blog]

Write for world peace. (view more)

[View All Blog Entries]

The Kazoo's Blurbs

About me:
The Kazoo is a free zine publication that offers an alternative perspective. It focuses on the arts and entertainment, with a special appreciation for social justice, activism, and news-iness.

Please feel welcome to send submissions to youkazoo@gmail.com We are now accepting opinion articles, short stories, and movie/music reviews, with a word limit of 250-650 words. We also accept poetry, drawings, prints, photography, and cartoons.

Who I'd like to meet:

The Kazoo's Friend Space (Top 8)

The Kazoo has 47 friends.

The Freek Out

Dying for Life

Mollie

Zach

Thomas Weird

lauren

Punk Pimp Otter

Tom

View The Kazoo's Friends: | |

The Kazoo's Friends Comments

Displaying 7 of 11 comments ( View All | Add Comment )

Nakia & His Southern Cousins	Jan 18 2008 10:14 PM The Austin Music Poll is going on and I would love to have your vote for any category, but here's some suggestions for ya... Remember, before casting your ballot - get out there and see some more live music to help make up your mind! Thanks! Nakia! YOU DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE IN AUSTIN! NAKIA & HIS SOUTHERN COUSINS: Austin Band of the Year, Best New Austin Band, Best Rock Band, Best Blues Band. NAKIA: Best Male Vocals Also, don't forget about my amazing band members: Mac McNabb, Ed Jarusinsky, Derek Morris, Johnny V, and of course The Fresh Up Girls for their respective categories! Thanks again and happy voting!
Maria Slovakova	Nov 2 2006 8:30 AM hi, welcome among my friends!!!
Elvis Bordello	Nov 2 2006 12:37 AM ill just say abba zabba! kazoo the alternative art zoo!
Thomas Weird	Oct 24 2006 6:50 AM I loved your Congress Molester Costume. It was both elaborate and tasteful. We were all impressed with how the desk and the computer monitor looked. Very imaginative and crafty. Also the text messages were pretty funny. No, it wasn’t too soon. It’s time to heal. We can laugh about these things, you and I. How did the rest of the party go? I never did my costume change at Jenny’s party, though. You knew me as ‘The Corrupted Revolutionary”. The previous night I wore two costumes. That’s right, there was a very impressive costume change. I was also a marriachi cosplay-fuzzy fetishist. It was a complicated and cerebral ensemble. “The Corrupted Revolutionary” could have been from any country, though many considered him to probably be South American. A Khaki General’s hat with shiny black brim, wire-rimmed aviator sunglasses, slacks, and a shortsleeved shirt buttoned to the middle of the chest completed the dictator. Yes, ‘The Dictator’ was the best term to use with some. Shorter, easier on the drunken tongue, and less sophisticated but it worked. A toasted Go-Go Girl--“How Corrupt Are you?” I was expecting it. Me--“I’m not without Principle” Guy in car—“Che Guevarra” Me—“I’m pretty sure he wasn’t a dictator” The “Mariachi Cosplay-Fuzzy Fetishist” is a very complex and evocative cultural medley. Not unlike the wafting wraith undertones of pistaccio owl bisque. At the last minute I discovered a long-forgotten rabbit costume, and immediately paired it with maracas, and a sombrero. I laughed hysterically tabulating comedic calculations. It operated on so many levels within the id. I went to a halloween party on Friday. I opened with “The Mariachi Fuzzy” and expected the combination and the explanation to cause laughter. Instead I was largely ignored. In fact, I was invisible. Somehow it had cancelled itself out. When the first sailors from Europe came to these continents, the first Indians saw them floating above the waves in the air. The sailing vessels were so far from their context, their reality, that they literally couldn’t see them. The festive tropical flair of the sombrero and the kink of the Fuzzy caused a mental mirage for most. I harnessed my bleaching disappointment and gave “Mariachi Rabbit” a fresh approach. I would be a man with bitterly crushing feelings of inadequacy and a wasted life, seeking desolation and escape. The Joke would be the contrast of the absurd clothing. I walked up to a stranger juggling a drink, the maracas, and a cigarette. The ash grew longer as I introduced myself and unloaded the details of my private life. “I break my back. Workin. Buddy, where do you work? Yeah, that sounds nice. Seriously, I, but you know, nobody gets it. They don’t give me any respect! (whisper, lean in) And I’m out there breakin my back.” My new friend, was impressive. Very self-possessed and in control, he excused himself to get a drink. He did not understand my performance, and was afraid. I had added another layer of context and the joke was mine alone. I walked out into the parking lot and this beat up 80-something Buick was navigating into a space next to my car. It was a tight fit and I thought maybe he’d bump my car or whap it with his door upon exit. He pulled it off like a pro however and I climbed into my car to make the change. When I was the 'corrupted revolutionary' I was told that the women wanted to fuck me and the men wanted to be me. Also everyone was surprised to discover I had been at the party for like an hour and a half. “The Mariachi Rabbit” had powers of invisibility which most likely have military applications. I’m taking both and moving to a banana republic immediately. You can keep my fishtank. xoxo Michael
The Freek Out	Sep 18 2006 5:27 PM The kazoo is both entertaining and illuminating. Reading is fun. We're not like the others. Together we can learn many things about the stars. Please teleport to dallas so we can entertain you! xoxo
Dying for Life	Jun 6 2006 2:50 PM i think you should write a story in the next kazoo about the email brian just wrote to everyone in green hall.
Emily	May 25 2006 1:19 AM Unfortunately in this world of high contrast profile pictures and pirated songs by bands no one likes we are only able to choose male or female. I do not know what to tell you about age, but since you were born from the fiery, passionate desires of Mollie, you could hypothetically be twenty years old.

Add Comment

MySpace a place for friends