"I really liked bambii."
"That was a stupid movie."
"No it wasn't? How can you say that?"
"Isn't that the movie where the deer's mother gets rabies and falls down a well, and a dog has to go to the house to tell the owners about it before the body ruins the water supply? And then then the son of the farmer goes to the well to videotape the deer and sells copies of the tape to all his friends? And seven days after his friends watch it the deer craws through their television and eats their faces off? Until one day the little boy and his dad find all the tapes and burn them and the deer dies? Isn't that that movie?"
"....no...no it isn't. That isn't how bambi goes at all."
"Well doesn't the mother deer die in a fire?"
"NO!? I think the dad does. But that isn't--"
"Well there ya go. I'm close enough. So like I said. Bambii sucked."
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Angel of Death is realizing how very little morals and willpower I actually have. this good person thing makes my skin burn Posted at 8:46 AM Sep 13, 2009 view more
About me:
I was told once that nothing, no story, ever really ends with a Happily Ever After.
Cinderella got her prince, but her stepsisters had their eyes picked out by birds and the toes and the heels of their feet cut off.
Sleeping Beauty woke up only because she as molested by a stalker. Snow White was brought back from the dead by seven pedophiliac dwarves and a mother with a god complex. While Repunzel looks like a chemotherapy patient with a kid on her hip and a husband who's blind as a bat.
Goldilocks gets eaten.
Red Riding hood gets rabies.
And the little mermaid gets shot by a harpoon so that some fisherman named Pete can pose with the body and brag to his friends about what a huge catch he had last friday.
This is how hallmark Disney stories end. I’m not just making it up. Ok, maybe that last one was a lie, but the rest are true-blue Grims brothers originals.
That’s how I knew…that’s how I realized that nothing and no one is allowed a happily ever after. No fairytale ends well.
I knew that, but I suppose somewhere in my heart I didn’t believe it.
But the war has come, demons have risen, I have a few old acquaintances looking for me…and Gabriale…Gabriale is dead and I’m the one who killed her.
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