guiller van mistoffelees.
"my heart is beeping."

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CANDYLAND, New Jersey
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Last Login:8/21/2008
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHOMG. I peed.

ahahah, my guilty pleasure.

can't wait. a little apprehensive though.

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oh prudence.
I miss this so much, like my heart hurts.

my favorite commercial ever. (: bawwwww.

one of the best foreign films I've seen.

pan pan pan pan pan. <3



ahahahahahaha, I love this show more than life.

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peach plum pear george.

get involved. put an end to this horrible event that is just beginning to grip the world. invisiblechildren.com

pfft. I can do that.

nig-guh. oh the trailer trash of the world.

you tell her.

hey sloppy milkshake. best movie ever. how now brown hayao. I bet they taste like jet puffed marshmallows. jooooon klassssson. fuckin' ninjas.
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Status:Single
Here for:Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Red-Bank NJ
Body type:5' 3" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Children:Someday
Education:High school
Occupation:Being rad.



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ahoy, my name is george.

I prefer to go by guiller (gee-air) now. Just because I'm weird and am sick of george. I am not one to run around saying I love you, unless I mean it. Although, I love too easily. I am polydactyl, meaning I have six toes. Most people know this already somehow. I am a synesthete, meaning I read black letters in color, and when I hear sounds I see a physical color in front of me. I am bisexual. I don't ever put honey in my tea. I like to order dessert when I'm eating out with friends. I can cry on command. I have 1742 pokemon cards, not including trainers. I’ve been invited to thirty two sweet sixteens. I don't remember anyone of my kisses. I love archaic words. I'm writing a book. I feel like the fact the my ear rings in the most interesting thing about me, but no one else. I hate chai tea. I love movie previews more than movies. I like the taste of tears. I have a irrational fear of microwaves blowing up at me.



I guess i'm not that average.

I’m seventeen, and I act older or younger depending on who i'm with. My full name is george lewis joseph mott-lynch the fourth. I attend high school in new jersey. I enjoy many things. Art is in the forefront. I participate in plays and writing events that my school hosts. I also have a passion for photography, writing, singing and illustrating. I live with my mother and niece and a pooch named gia. I put my left sock on first. I start the shower before I get in it. I wear guyliner for the sole fact that I think I look nice with it. I’m learning to play bass guitar and hope to start acoustic guitar. I look at a person’s eyes and teeth first. I am pretty flexible. I have long fingers. I talk to myself at home… a whole lot. I talk to myself, about talking to myself. My birthday is august eighteenth. I have the same birthday as MIKA, Christian Slater, and the daughter of Kurt Cobain.



music has so much influence over me.

Lay off arguing with me over what type of music is better than others. I listen to music that sounds appealing. I like singing for the sake of singing. It doesn’t need to be catchy or high energy. I detest when people make fun of others for their music preference. I’m not a fan of screamo or anything that involves noise, like peoples screeching and every band member playing their instrument at once, It usually makes me see blinding red and neon green flashes and it gives me a headache. I do not favor country music that much, but there are a few bands, for example Railroad Earth, that are good. I enjoy Fall out Boy, to Eisley, to Muse, to Kimya Dawson, and many, many, many other bands. I like weird bands.



I put the television on mute a lot.

The only things I really watch are game show network, ninja warrior, discovery channel, animal planet, comedy central, bravo, and cartoons. Screw b-list celebrities and their dating shows with half the world’s gesebelles. I do occasionally watch other things, but those are rare occasions.



i'm a bibliobibuli.

I am a fast reader and judge books by their covers. I could go through a list of authors and titles that I’ve read and enjoyed but we can start a conversation about it sometime. I like realistic books with a fantasy aspect to it, for example, the Abarat series by Clive Barker; it's a mix of Alice in Wonderland, Chronicles of Narnia, and everyday life. Recommend me some books and I’ll try to get around it sometime.



I'm a serious foreign movie fan.

I’m not a fan of horror movies. I like mostly all others too. Action isn’t my main focus, but they can be enjoyable. I like comedies and musicals. My favorite movie is Big Fish, directed by Tim Burton. He is most likely my favorite director and producer. I'm a serious foreign movie fan, for instance Amelie, Nobody's Home, Ponette are lovely.



i'm fond of

strawberry ice cream. asians. courage the cowardly dog. bowling. super nintendo. colors. tongue twisters. fancy names. fruit. accents. crepes. pokemon. calligraphy. top hats. staplers. popsical sticks. giraffes. zebras. tarsiers. reading. board games. whipped cream. reading. daffodils. koolaid. iced tea! magic tricks. hip bones. collar bones. nice teeth. meteor showers. play practice. project runway. french. bowties. plaid. suit vests. zelda. playstation. reeces pieces. monster. v-necks. when people address you when they're speaking to you. calling someone a brother. right aligned text. lower case. the vulnerability of orgasms.



I dislike

doughy foods. public bathrooms. orange. yellow teeth. scuzzy tape. pro-wrestling. baby powder. muscle-ey women. burns. paper clips. obnoxious noises. leather. negativity. pessimists. metal scraping ice. raw plastic edges. email. spandex. radical religious people. chocolate ice cream. caramel. necks wider than heads. over enthusiastic athletes. ass clevage. copiers. capris sun. b.o. hang nails. spiders. bad jokes. algebra. missing footnotes.



I would love/loved to meet

lara jade. helena bohnam carter. johnny depp. tim burton. marilyn monroe. fall out boy [again.] edie sedgewick. evan rachel wood. andy warhol. marie antionette. jim sturgess. jimi hendrix. john lennon. yoko ono. janis joplin. albert bigelow. eisley. muse. alexandre evans. the cast of the original make me a supermodel. meryl streep. carolanne evans. zooey deschanel.



Il n'est rien de réel que le rêve et l'amour.
nothing is real except dreams and love.

GeorgeArt. | GeorgeFace. | GeorgeBuzz.


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michelle





Aug 21 2008 4:03 AM

ahahha i will, don't worry.
it's just that i'm booked for the rest of my lifeee
amanda;;☮





Aug 19 2008 2:07 AM

happy happy happy happy happy happy birthdayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

i miss you george!
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Aug 18 2008 9:04 PM

Happy Birthday...Click on The Hoff for a birthday discount!
Emmy Needs You.





Aug 18 2008 7:50 PM

I Think so :)!
Emmy Needs You.





Aug 18 2008 7:24 PM

it was a flower-like pattern, but it was redish and white. and nope i was by myself. you came out of jacks, i think. i was next to like, murpheys grill. with my camera, book and mp3 player.
:P
Emmy Needs You.





Aug 18 2008 7:05 PM

I Saw you in red bank yesterday sometime before 5 :) i was on a bench in a dress lol.

happy birthday =]
db





Aug 18 2008 5:53 PM

happy birthdayy!!!!
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Aug 18 2008 5:09 PM

Iiit's your birthday
Drink your pee
Take off your shirt day
Fabio





Aug 18 2008 3:54 PM

Yea it was most crowded there last night. But I had a great time especially when people started clearing out a little bit.
michelle





Aug 18 2008 3:49 PM

happy birthday george
Avant-garde Alyse





Aug 18 2008 3:10 PM

Once a year I get the chance
To wish you birthday cheer.
It pleases me no end to say,
I wish you another great year.


So happy birthday to you George,
From the bottom of my penis.
And may your good times multiply,
Till they’re flying off your wenis!
julia...





Aug 18 2008 2:54 PM

Happy birthday! =]
rissa v.





Aug 18 2008 12:42 PM

happy birthday dearest george! :] <3
Lizzielectric☮





Aug 18 2008 4:35 AM

happy birthday!
Matty





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