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Sheltor 'X'

www.myspace.com/the_overlander

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  • 35 / Male
  • Blackwood, Wales, UK
  • Last Login: 6/18/2009

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Interests

  • Music

    No Sleep Police,
    Tolly Velly and the Cats,
    Sam Sebastian,
    Randy Ranquish,
    The Kettle Drummers,
    Golden Summer
    and the Mike Curb Congregation

  • Movies

    The Overlander

    Short film made in the winter of 1994

    The long awaited '3'

    Other films I like...

    The Overlander,
    The Quest,
    The Sacred Stance,
    Ysgbor Fawr,
    The Remote
    Mrs McClusky's Dap
    The Musky Scent
    Tapper's delight
    Elephant
    Sugar Drops
    Mr Magella drops his onions
    Capped at birth
    Drummers Design

  • Television

    Bucket of spanners,
    Tiger Bay,
    Cardiff Bay,
    Bay Bay,
    Tay May,
    Lay Day,
    Away Day,
    Same Day.

  • Books

    Harry Potter and the Snub of Fame,
    Angela Podofski's Crucible,
    Language Timothy,
    Asprin comes this way,
    Dish of the day,
    Parrot McClusky and the Four Seasons,
    Tabby and Me,
    Sandra Bullock and the Position of Fortune,
    Sally has a disease,
    Betty Turpin comes to town,
    Slap happy high five,
    Rudey show,
    Barry Butlins Smutlins,
    Flush my Dog
    Casper's light
    Look before you burn
    Run it down the pipe

  • Heroes

    Kelly's Heroes,
    The Heroes of Telemark,
    Howard the Duck - A New Breed of Hero,
    Hogan's Heroes,
    The Blue Peter team
    Sandy Gaul.

Details

  • Status: Married
  • Here for: Friends
  • Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
  • Children: Proud parent

Blurbs

About me:

About me:..
.. I'm a stick of gum in the mouth of work. I also do summer season in the Forest of Dean and write semi-amusing news headlines...

Antelope seen flying near blind man
Rhodri Morgan pleads innocent on genocide charges
Battery powered Queen Elizabeth now running on self charge
Shape shifter Dido now resembling remote control
Man with face of duck wins sugar tasting competition
Blind cat bites deaf dog
Pope calls it a day after struggling with down pipe in wash-up area
No smoking decision made in smoke free bus stop
No Sleep Police foil attempted foul play
Storybook opened by Peter Andre
"Capital Punishment dangerous" exclaims Madonna
Russian navy use childs shoe as torpedo
Magic pen draws semi-erotic Cat Deeley
Sandcastle used as home for Prince Regent
Brown dog sniffs out Matthew Kelly
Cary Grant marries reluctant Trisha Goddard
Bishop seen flying near redundant power plant
Darren's slipper makes speech at UN
Angel quizzed by Police after break in at glitter factory
Darren Day mourns Gladys Knight
Crayon tipped for role in Eastenders
Enchanted mitten moved 3 miles closer to Sorento
10 pence piece undecided if future is rosey
Clouds are not our friends exclaim Westlife

Any many many more...

I went to Malaga once. Here's what happened...


Who I'd like to meet:

A gruesome twosome... and Borat


This clip of the great duo is one of the funniest things I've ever seen... EVER!

Comments

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  • Coffee Shorts

    Mar 28 2009 11:29 AM

    With summer in the air here in Blighty we thought we'd spread some nature around from our short film archive, so screening below is the full preview trailer for the excellent wildlife / current affairs documentary Last of the Scottish Wildcats from Coffee Films; have a great weekend!



    Visit Coffee Shorts for the best independent short films online
  • Coffee Shorts

    Dec 18 2008 2:39 PM

    We just added our latest film; blending live action with photoshop images and a lot of After Effects goodness British production house Khaki Production have turned out this gorgeous music video for British independent chill out / electronica / ambient / acoustic guitar band Sound Sanctuary and their 2008 single release Broken Signs from the Dust LP. Sound Sanctuary get compared to everyone from Zero 7 to Simon and Garfunkel so well worth a listen whatever your taste...


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    Visit Coffee Shorts for the best independent short films online

  • Coffee Shorts

    Apr 30 2008 1:55 PM

    Hey new friend, thanks for accepting our invite; we know friends are cheap on Myspace but we'd really like you to drop by from time to time and enjoy the films on our page, we screen animation, comedy, drama, experimental, documentary and music videos by some of the best short filmmakers in the world and regularly change the selection so there's always something cool to check out.


    Thanks again for being friends, hope we see you soon, here's a music video for your trouble...


  • NO OBLIGATION

    Sep 12 2007 8:39 PM

    hey :)
    We are playing at the ''Whammy Bar'' this friday night if you can make it :)

    its the old beech tree hotel 2 mins from the train station in ystrad mynach

    we will be on around 10pm - 10.
    15pm so get there plenty b4 that :)

    doors open 7pm - £2 entry b4 8pm £4 after

    really hope you can make it.
    Let us know if you can come and we'll put u on our reminder list

    x x x
  • Screamadelica - Recordi…

    Aug 25 2007 12:28 AM

    Alright dude? Hope all is good? Two good things to post first is we did our first green screen thing the other day and this is the results:

    Set Your Goals - Altsounds. com Video Interview - August 9th 2007

    Add to My Profile | More Videos

    Second is that the infamous line "I'll be there" has been used as an intro to a song recorded at the studio (the band is Purple Thursday). I will be uploading to my playlist this week so you can rock at how your movie has cause such a stir.


    Peace in the middleast
    Chris
  • rachel

    Aug 18 2007 3:40 PM

    I don't like your face.
  • rachel

    Aug 11 2007 9:08 PM

    thought I'd speak to you on here seen as how I haven't had chance to talk to you lately... so how've you been Mr shelton?
  • Gavin

    Aug 11 2007 7:17 PM

    Rich your photo looks like a police mugshot! :)
  • Da Jarvo

    Jul 21 2007 9:53 AM

    Hey buddy, nah I had a mams homemade lasagne! think i'm due an indian midweek though. I'm hunting down 30 now with every birthday.
    Catch you soon dude
  • Mel

    Jul 19 2007 10:21 AM


  • Janey

    Jul 12 2007 5:43 PM

    So.... where the picture of the sunglasses and Leather jacket ??
    ;o)
  • Mel

    Jul 6 2007 11:20 AM

  • Janey

    Jul 2 2007 12:01 PM

    I have to say, you do look a little like him... all you need are some sunglasses and a leather jacket :o)
  • stuart

    Jun 28 2007 10:11 PM

    alright for some clart, im in at 7 am , sold my soul for a monday of on flexi - mind you,the girl im seeing on sunday has promised that ill need monday off ;) wayhay
  • stuart

    Jun 28 2007 10:04 PM

    aye, i've not always had contacts! was about 4 years ago, was living at dads for the summers away from uni

    you alright dood?
  • Rockin Reesy

    Jun 28 2007 10:40 AM

    Yeh its true... i hope lol.. r u in the business??
  • Janey

    Jun 28 2007 7:32 AM

    Hey Hun! Thanks for the add!
  • JulesJulie Cox

    Jun 27 2007 9:23 PM

    Glad you like it!! Keep reorganising my friends so that they are interesting to look at!!
  • ClaireClaire Gomersall

    Jun 24 2007 11:10 AM

    Well, thank you for the request!!

    When I listen to that track (All Is A Dream - Mercury Rev) for some reason, I feel like doing a "Snowman" thing and flying to lands anew... It must just be me! I'm quite odd!!

    Hope to speak again soon xx
  • JulesJulie Cox

    Jun 24 2007 7:56 AM

    Thanks for adding me - just wanted to say - yes you do look quite a bit like Kelly Jones - can you sing?!!!
  • Million$

    Jun 22 2007 4:09 PM

    But I am as sexy as any one human man can be... Didn't you know? She was obviously under the influence of some kinda mind altering substance at the time. But this is yet to be confirmed. out tonight my love?? txt me..
  • Mel

    Jun 22 2007 10:23 AM

    oh my god, yeah you do !!!!
    x
  • Mel

    Jun 22 2007 9:20 AM

    Thanks for the Add
    x
  • Million$

    Jun 22 2007 8:54 AM

    My missus thinks you are sexy. I am at a loss for words.
  • Da Jarvo

    Jun 22 2007 7:30 AM

    Hey dude,
    Thanks for a good time last nit(picking up the random fact of donavan being buzz will live with me forever!) I'll be interested in any future productions, "3" has inspiried the actor from deep within. Have a good swim.