About me: I was really born around 1780. I hate being put in a brandy snifter. What part of, "I'm not fucking brandy," didn't you hear?
Who I'd like to meet: People who like to enjoy me straight up or on the rocks. With a splash of water, or soda, or even ginger ale. People who like me in a Manhattan, or old fashioned, or just sitting next to a good beer.
Hello old friend. Had a great time with you this weekend. The Bourbon tasting in Memphis was great. The problem is, our friend from Jim Beam brought a case of Booker's small batch along, and I can't remember a damn thing about the event. THANKS!!
"Let us candidly admit that there are shameful blemishes on the American past, of which the worst by far is rum. Nevertheless, we have improved man's lot and enriched his civilization with rye, bourbon and the Martini cocktail. In all history has any other nation done so much?” Bernard De Voto (1897-1955)