Noel

www.myspace.com/the_real_noelove

cant sleepMood: (none) (none)Posted at 2:12 PM Jan 25 from Mobile view more

  • Noel

  • 32 / Female
  • GOLETA, California, US
  • Last Login: 2/9/2010

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Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Santa Barbara
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: Body builder
  • Ethnicity: Other
  • Religion: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Leo
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: Professional Shit Talker
  • Income: $250,000 and Higher

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Interests

  • General

    Jazz, poetry, babies, drum n bass, house, hip hop, sushi, spell damage, graphic design, ninjas, web design, being l33t, getting by, +spell hit, dodge rating, being nerdy, the funny things Daniel says, reading, writing, dancing, writing, talking shit, good coffee...
  • Music

    jazz, house, drum n bass, non-commercial hip hop, the mighty mighty bosstones, 311, junction city, amy winehouse, jill scott, no doubt, fiona apple, common, a tribe called quest, lmno, the visionaries, the killers, the white stripes, the von bondies, boyce avenue, sublime, Tommy and the High Pilots, Everclear, Panic! At The Disco, Toad the Wet Sprocket...




  • Movies

    where the day takes you, goonies, ferris, the breakfast club, Apocalypse Now, LOTR, Wassup Rockers, Shrek, Indiana Jones, Harry Potter
  • Television

    Entourage, 24, Dexter, When Boy Meets World, My So-Called Life, Cooking shows, House, The Wonder Years, The Tudors, Weeds, TrueBlood, Hell's Kitchen, Law & Order (SVU & CI), CSI
  • Books

    the virgin suicides, women, the lovely bones, push, Gooberz Grapes of Wrath,
  • Heroes

    him for resisting me. Thrall. People who use words. Art Alexakis. Bradly Nowell.

Blurbs

About me:

This place has mainly turned into a social experiment where I get dozens of friends requests from the male species who cannot read or think that 'hey baby your prety' actually works on a woman like myself.

I'm starting to think that I should put up the offending emails like heads on sticks to ward off any more attempts to woo me with terrible pick up lines.

Its also where I write about my adventures in Azeroth. Yep, I'm a nerd.

Listen up dbags. I will not add you if you even think that sending in a friends request with out some fancy email before hand is going to fly with me. It never ceases to amaze me how many of you can't read a simple bio. You're distracted by a pretty face or a nice pair of tits, that reduces your vocabulary to 'hey ur hot.' Or even worse, you send a friends request over without asking politely. Your mother would be so proud.

If you don't have a sense of humor, can't carry on a conversation in text messages or aim, OR are intimidated by a woman who can kick your ass IRL, I highly suggest you leave now before your ego gets hurt. You must also have a job, not be born later than 1984, posses a strong vocabulary, a 2200 arena rating OR cleared Toc, and are not excited about Worgen or Goblins.

*kisses*

Who I'd like to meet:

People who introduce me to beats that move me.


Latest Blog Entries

Status and Mood

  • Noel cant sleep
    Mood: (none) (none)
    Posted at 2:12 PM Jan 25 from Mobile
  • Noel I'm going to start building an arc. This rain is redic!
    Posted at 6:35 PM Jan 18
  • Noel watching 24 then gonna hit the hay. I"m not impressed with 24 so far this season.
    Mood: bummed bummed
    Posted at 6:53 AM Jan 18
  • Noel About to hit the gym for some power lifting. good times.
    Mood: chipper chipper
    Posted at 9:30 PM Jan 12
  • Noel You really think I'm going to add you when you got dozens of images of naked chicks on your page? C'Mon Son!
    Mood: amused amused
    Posted at 5:27 PM Jan 6