Shrapnel


Male
28 years old
Sydney, NSW
Australia



Last Login: 5/12/2008
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    Shrapnel's Interests
GeneralI like interesting things.
MusicPretty much anything. Try me.
MoviesMovies that don't suck.
TelevisionThis and that.
BooksOnly when I have time to read something other than medical textbooks.....
HeroesI wish I had one.
Groups: Secret SauceThe Clock CrewVonz Tech RecordingsThe Baghead Collective

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     Shrapnel's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Body type:5' 9" / Athletic
Ethnicity:Other
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Student
Income:Less than $30,000

   Shrapnel's Schools
University of Sydney
Sydney, Australia
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Professional
Major: Medicine
 

2004 to Present



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   Shrapnel's Blurbs
About me:
I'm Shrapnel. I wear a brown paper bag on my head. I am a moderator of www.newgrounds.com 's message board. ---
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Shrapnel
Birthday:Sometime in the past.
Birthplace:Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
Current Location:Sydney, NSW, Australia
Eye Color:Bag
Hair Color:Bag
Height:5'9" without shoes
Right Handed or Left Handed:Right
Your Heritage:Grocery store bag factory
The Shoes You Wore Today:Barefoot
Your Weakness:Multiple personality disorder
Your Fears:Stupid people in control - oh wait too late
Your Perfect Pizza:Anything that has 4 layers so you need a knife and fork to eat it.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Grow a bigger bag
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:hi
Thoughts First Waking Up:Kill me
Your Best Physical Feature:The bag
Your Bedtime:On average 0200
Your Most Missed Memory:How can I remember if I missed it? Poorly phrased jackass.
Pepsi or Coke:Poo.
MacDonalds or Burger King:Burger King. Fuck, it's McDonald's. Who writes this shit? A 15 year old?
Single or Group Dates:It depends.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Holy fuck you are wasting my time.
Chocolate or Vanilla:Strawberry you choice Nazi.
Cappuccino or Coffee:Neither shit brains. I don't drink tea either.
Do you Smoke:No.
Do you Swear:What the fuck do you think?
Do you Sing:I should come over there and kick your fucking ass.
Do you Shower Daily:When I'm allowed to.
Have you Been in Love:WHAT IS LOVE? BABY DON'T HURT ME.. DON'T HURT ME.. NO MORE.
Do you want to go to College:Been there and still going. And I'm going to a University.
Do you want to get Married:HESH WANTS SEX
Do you belive in yourself:It's do you BELIEVE in yourself. Fuck, if I wasn't so desperate to get some sort of MySpace profile I would've given up on this shit by now.
Do you get Motion Sickness:Depends.
Do you think you are Attractive:To small metallic objects.
Are you a Health Freak:Are you a freak? HOW DO YOU LIKE IT WHEN YOU'RE CALLED A FREAK?
Do you get along with your Parents:No.
Do you like Thunderstorms:Yes.
Do you play an Instrument:Sure.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:Yes.
In the past month have you Smoked:Yes.
In the past month have you been on Drugs:Yes.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:No.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:Yes- where the fuck do you live? In the forest?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:No.
In the past month have you been on Stage:No.
In the past month have you been Dumped:I took a dump.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:No.
Ever been Drunk:Yes- again- this puts your age to 12.
Ever been called a Tease:Yes.
Ever been Beaten up:Yes.
Ever Shoplifted:No.
How do you want to Die:Blaze of glory.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:Me.
What country would you most like to Visit:The moon.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:Has eyes.
Favourite Hair Color:Has hair
Short or Long Hair:Long.
Height:Has height.
Weight:Light enough that I can still toss across the living room.
Best Clothing Style:SUPER LUCKY WASHU- shit dude your fucking survey sucks
Number of Drugs I have taken:I know you imply 'illegal' drugs but really, you sound like you're taking a medical history.
Number of CDs I own:Who are you?
Number of Piercings:Where do you live?
Number of Tattoos:I am coming over right now to kick your fucking ass.
Number of things in my Past I Regret:Doing your stupid survey- no wait- fucking your mother.

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Who I'd like to meet:
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 56%
Stability |||||||||||| 50%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 56%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 43%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Mystical |||||||||||| 43%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Religious |||||||||| 36%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 43%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%
Romantic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 70%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth |||||||||||| 43%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||||||||| 43%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 43%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Histrionic |||||| 23%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||| 30%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Female cliche |||||| 23%
Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.com
Stability results were medium which suggests you are moderately relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic. Orderliness results were moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly organized, reliable, neat, and hard working at the expense of flexibility, efficiency, spontaneity, and fun. Extraversion results were moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.
trait snapshot: changeable, in the middle, suspicious, somewhat traditional, dislikes chaos, down to earth, group oriented, practical... you scored in the middle on the overall factors of this test.

   Shrapnel's Friend Space (Top 11)
Shrapnel has 123 friends.
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 5 am 


 Owen 


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 GreenLantern 





Shrapnel's Friends Comments
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Jason





Nov 5 2007 7:21 PM

you make me very tired and honry
Janie [[kwilf]]





Oct 31 2007 9:35 AM

Bugs 'n' Hisses!
The One You Know As "Hops"





Oct 1 2007 1:13 AM

Oh my god, it appears that I have some shrapnel in my eye. Somebody stop the bleeding!

;P
.:RYAN MAIDEN:.





Sep 26 2007 8:01 AM

Hey man, just getting back into this mie-spaeece thing and saw you were online. You still in Australia, or you doctoring it up back in Canadia?

Anyway, happy Ramadan. (I've just now decided that you're Muslim, I don't know why)
MATTY!!!!





Sep 22 2007 12:29 AM

can I just tell u. That I loff u?

I fiffen
Hug Monster





Sep 3 2007 11:23 AM

*le sigh* What a fail.
Hug Monster





Sep 2 2007 1:07 PM

Wasn't just me, then?
Taysa





Aug 18 2007 10:39 PM

I enjoy your evil rantings and wish to subscribe to your magazine.
HellboundNinja





Aug 14 2007 7:52 AM

I Passed my Piss Test...Yessssss
Teq





Aug 6 2007 9:46 PM

Just humble hoser saying 'sup sac daddy'.
The man in the Bag





Jul 24 2007 3:03 AM

The world is almost ours, we just haven't realised it yet!
Soon the world will bend to our Baggy demands and we will all rustle and fill up with pride...haha...hahaha...haha..ha!
Barf Bag Boys





Jul 22 2007 10:27 PM

We are the fucking barf bag boys. Stay tuned for some new songs!
Danny





Jun 28 2007 11:36 AM

"Post A Comment About Shrapnel"
He's great at maneuvering around large scrotums? :P
¤ Miikro





Jun 18 2007 1:58 PM

TEH SHRAPPEH!

d00d, sup?
Danny





Jun 8 2007 4:16 PM

Have a good weekend Shraps. What strength sunblock does the bag use? I like the tone.
David





May 28 2007 11:03 PM

i love you, shrapnel
The man in the Bag





May 21 2007 1:09 AM

Thanking you Shrapnel, its nice to see a cheerful bag on a Monday morning.
Hug Monster





May 19 2007 12:17 AM

Hey, either send me a PM, a message here, email, or hit me up on MSN when you're in town, mkay? :)
Taysa





May 16 2007 12:45 AM

Heheh sekret. I like sekrets. Not so sekret is when its fun lolzza. Hahaha, shrapnel sekret. Is like, uber fun and stuff.
Taysa





May 13 2007 7:45 AM

Man, i don't think you'd let that one slip. You're identity is locked up tighter than a flea's ass. I reckon one day its gonna get to you and you're gonna throw it all in, tear off the bag and say;

"World!! Look at me!! I am not a bag! I AM A HUMAN BEING!!!"

Perhaps... But then again, your pseudonym has been going on a long time huh?
Taysa





May 12 2007 10:39 PM

Aww, thank you my paper accessorised friend! Your DP is... So you! I can see you laughing through the tear in the corner. You might want to get that fixed. I bet people are onto you ;) lol
Taysa





May 12 2007 8:06 PM

I love the way your bag looks in this light. Enchanting!
Sanjay





May 7 2007 8:13 PM

Long time no talk
Long time no chat
So I'm writing to you
So I can change that.

Now I have written
And now I have spoken
As you read this
Our friendship is unbroken

I am not a poet
I never intend to be.
I just wanted to post
So you never forget me.
Taysa





May 3 2007 5:42 PM

It means you're going to do some wonderful things in red outfits. Preferably dresses. You know. The sequined ones? Im guessing you're a size 12. You'd look hot in a mini XD
Danny





May 3 2007 7:24 AM

Why run when I can Moon Shoe my way over there...
Taysa





May 3 2007 7:16 AM

You are my hero :D
Brittany





Apr 25 2007 4:57 PM

Hey dude, are you still in Sydney? We have to catch up some time. :)
GreenLantern





Apr 16 2007 10:43 PM

I've been dancing my ass off man. Got one video up of me and about to put two solos up real real soon so look out for those. Me and my boy are thinking about competing in the next Freestyle Session in LA in August
GreenLantern





Apr 14 2007 7:13 PM

Blargh!! Sup man? Hope you've been well.
James





Apr 11 2007 1:00 PM

Severedheads is finally gone... I feel like a little piece inside me just died




I'm over it now. But someone should make a flash tribute or something.
HellboundNinja





Apr 9 2007 12:37 PM

Happy belated Bunny Day
I hope you touched your slef several several times
Taysa





Apr 7 2007 5:00 AM

Nee apologises for not being online more, as she's virtually disconnected from the internet... or something. When she was telling me about it, i zoned out and was distracted by shiny lights on my laptop XD
5 am





Apr 6 2007 7:06 AM

Long time no chat.
Not too much is happening here. Im going to job hunt today with my cousin to get a job in Banf, Alberta, and finally leave Quebec for a while to keep my sanity. And I need to make a portfolio this weekend for my interview to get into Illustration next week.
So hopefully, all that will work out for me.
How are you? Hows school n all that jazz?
Taysa