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is still grounded til further notice. :\ He'll be on soon enough. - Hacked by Nolan...Mood: HALLOWEEN!!! HALLOWEEN!!!Posted at 2:34 PM Nov 5 view more

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  • Jake Machado

  • 95 / Male
  • Franklin & Highland, Rhode Island, US

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  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Fiji xD
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 8" / Athletic
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Christian - other
  • Zodiac Sign: Taurus
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke: No
  • Education: High school
  • Occupation: Hollister Bomber

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  • Jake Machado is still grounded til further notice. :\ He'll be on soon enough. - Hacked by Nolan...
    Mood: HALLOWEEN!!! HALLOWEEN!!!
    Posted at 2:34 PM Nov 5

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About me:

href="FaceBook.com/NelA.ShAlAvA">http://FaceBook.com/NelA.ShAlAvA">FaceBook.com/NelA.ShAlAvA..
ADD ME!!!

MySpace.com/SLEDGESCREAM
ADD US!!!

FaceBook.com/home.php#/pages/Courage-Under-Fire/47309676085
ADD US!!!

groups.myspace.com/togetherbombinghollister
ADD YOURSELF!!!

AIM = tAkeAstAND955 (@aim.com)

Favorite Actors:
Justin Long
Jason Statham
Colin Farrel
Kiefer Sutherland
Justin Chatwin
Aaron Eckhart

Favorite Actresses:
Megan Fox
Kate Beckinsale
Rachel Bilson


Favorite Phrases:
Hey There!
I Like Your Hair!
Who Does Your Hair?!
I Wanna Go There!
-Scotty Vanity

Fountain Dr. Pepper is my favorite thing in the entire world...besides cheeses and my family. XD
-John Cooper: Skillet

You don't have to die to go to a better place, you could just drive 50 miles in any direction.
- Steven Hyde, That 70's Show

If you're eating steak, something special's happening; if you're eating balogna, you might be special. -Jim Gaffigan

Pete Wentz is pregnant with Ashely Simpson's baby!!!
-DJ Volta

I am a creature know to you as dOtcOm!!!
-"Jack Black"

Since I have so much money, I can go to all oversea places, like Canada.
-Jessica Simpson or Paris Hilton or Brittney Spears (I forgot which)

What's Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like, wall stuff?
-Paris Hilton

Get it through your skull and while it's there, maybe have a bullet push it in further.
-Joe Cox

Preps are just retards that are trying to fit in with the rest of the world but are failing miserably!
-jAke mAchAdo

Tax is like shattered glass in the plaster
- jAke mAchAdo

I Know You Know I Know You Want To...What?
- jAke mAchAdo

What if a domino squashed a butterfly?
- jAke mAchAdo

One pain leads to another, and that pain leads to the end of a relationship...which leads to pain.
- jAke mAchAdo

Exclamation Points are GAY!!!
-jAke mAchAdo

How am i weird? Just because i touch hobos affectionately?
-jAke mAchAdo

I'm just a bootycall for randomness.
-jAke mAchAdo
..

Who I'd like to meet:



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  • I AM GHOST (PRE-ORDER N…

    Oct 20 2009 6:42 PM

    We love you... to death ;)

    -I AM GHOST
    ps- pick up our new album in stores everywhere.
  • MindFlow

    Oct 18 2009 9:54 PM

    Thanks for checking out our music. You can download a couple of tracks for free on our website, also take a moment and join our street team!

    Visit Our Website
    Buy Our Merch/CD's
    Join Our Street Team
  • babygurlMarissa Carbary

    Sep 19 2009 7:41 PM

    hey how have you been. haha you missed the funnest day when we all went to the bowling alley!!! you should have came
  • laSarah

    Sep 10 2009 12:00 PM

    no?
  • Alexiel kii NightesDouglas Goetz

    Sep 9 2009 3:16 PM

    lmao ya i might be able to
    gotta move some beds across town 
    i dont think itll be that long
  • Ava

    Aug 28 2009 6:03 AM

    Hi Jake! I don't want to sound creepy, or hit any tender spots but I kind of knew you through Sarah because you guys were dating... very cute! I used to sit with her at lunch. :-) I saw your profile on facebook & friended you there before and you seemed interesting. What's up? 
  • -natemachado-Nathan Machado Online Now!

    Aug 28 2009 3:57 AM

    hey dude, we got the drums in our song
  • Mario ™mario pena

    Aug 20 2009 9:04 PM

    Hey what's up! Your that kid from the vollyball game right?
  • Abstract MindKyle Holmes

    Aug 20 2009 6:37 PM

    hey dude,
    u should tottaly add the songs by the used..."born to quit" and w/e else u like by them
  • ☆|ℓσvєвяєαк∂σωη.|☆™Cory Annarchy

    Aug 17 2009 1:33 AM


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    Let me know if you like me YES or NO
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  • Abstract MindKyle Holmes

    Aug 14 2009 8:13 PM

    hey dude whats up?
    u know the band Absence of Dispiar right???
    well billy achilly from A.O.D sent us a request so add him...he's accually a good friend of mine from JHSucks. lol
    hit me up when u get this we gotta chill pretty soon. pce man
  • Abstract MindKyle Holmes

    Aug 9 2009 1:22 AM

    wrote this in 5 minutes


    "there she was..."


    watching myself fall in2 the depths of the unknown!
    4 i have shown a significant amount of hearts cold as stone.
    they speak with a foreign tounge,
    and fill they're lungs with words so cold.
    may those words unfold unto the shadows that sold your soul,
    they take control and throw u into a black hole!
    where demons attack your mind,
    and blind u with saliva that intertwins with your well being.
    so u must believe the pain will never b relieved,
    u have been decieved!
    yet u must strive 2 retreive your heart,
    though it has fallen apart,
    from the 1 u loved...
    and there she was,
    running her fingers through her hair,
    alone and trapt in pian and dispair,
    her heart was never there,
    it appears her own ears have flown away,
    into the light of day.
    and so i say 2 the divine angels,
    must we soon die of pain?
    will my brain drift into the strain of overflowing veins?
    i ask but get no answer...
  • Abstract MindKyle Holmes

    Aug 7 2009 8:30 PM

    dude check this shit out!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6K3vjmzL1Q
  • -joe Online Now!

    Aug 2 2009 2:58 AM

    oh well, to lazy to change it. dude why are you grounded and dont say "just cuz"
  • Abstract MindKyle Holmes

    Aug 2 2009 2:38 AM

    dude its joe kyle is at my house we are getting some ugly chick to give us nudes by talkingdirty to her xDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kyle says sorry *rubs tits* lol ;)
  • Abstract MindKyle Holmes

    Aug 2 2009 12:24 AM

    nelaaaaa!
  • -joe Online Now!

    Jul 30 2009 7:22 PM

    why not
  • Abstract MindKyle Holmes

    Jul 30 2009 1:12 AM

    dude u gotta add the new used song!
  • -natemachado-Nathan Machado Online Now!

    Jul 28 2009 4:37 AM

    yeah, we might be having one on sunday but its at a birthday party so idk, but were going to a place in greenville called the mill sometime this winter, if ya wanna check it out go to musicatthemill.com
  • -natemachado-Nathan Machado Online Now!

    Jul 28 2009 4:31 AM

    yeah, what about it? lol
  • Raven Simoneee.Raven Sheets

    Jul 27 2009 3:15 AM

    Haha, just chilling. What are you doing now?
  • Alaina ♥Alaina Moise

    Jul 25 2009 8:52 PM

    dude, i know. i love BTF. :)
  • Alaina ♥Alaina Moise

    Jul 25 2009 2:26 AM

    lmfao thanks. and your so weird and random haha. and omg i know right my soon to be tokio hotel tattoo made the picture thee best xD
  • Raven Simoneee.Raven Sheets

    Jul 24 2009 4:27 AM

    Dude! What are you doing on so latee?
  • 「a knot」 army

    Jul 21 2009 4:11 PM


  • -joe Online Now!

    Jul 21 2009 2:25 AM

    im saying you get attatched you will crash and burn and if you treat your best friends like shit for someone you met 7 fucking days ago you wont have anyone to put out the fire. i had you for taylor kyle had you for sammie now its your turn and if you drop us like flies you wont have anyone
  • Exiting The Fall (NOW O…

    Jul 21 2009 1:11 AM

    Patience is a virtue man. The wait will pay-off.
  • -joe Online Now!

    Jul 20 2009 9:07 PM

    yeah i think shes leading you on. she flirts with a lot of people and thats the last thing you need
  • BenjiBenjamin Pearcy

    Jul 20 2009 2:06 AM

    yeah i am a vocalist why what up
  • Raven Simoneee.Raven Sheets

    Jul 19 2009 5:35 PM

    I love how I'm on your top... oh wait I'm not.:[
  • Memories & Jersey (On i…

    Jul 18 2009 9:51 PM

    Heyyo! BooYaaKaaShaa it's ya boi none otha then StevieD.

    I can't keep that up.

    Making a first impression is hard. Actually scratch that making a lasting first impresssion is hard. I think I nailed it with BooYaaKaaShaa though, that's a fun word to say.

    Just say it now.

    BooYaaKaaShaa.

    Most ridiculous band comment ever.

    Thanks for accepting. lulz.

    Love,
    Steven
  • -joe Online Now!

    Jul 18 2009 12:35 AM

    dude dude dude!! say belly button! "ok cookie"
  • Abstract MindKyle Holmes

    Jul 5 2009 1:06 AM

    hey dude...new poem i just wrote

    "she's just not right"


    i can c the panic in her eyes.
    its no surpirse the dimise of her love,
    has outspoken the hearts above her bed,
    instead of a pillow resting beneath her head,
    she lays on the cieling,
    2 hinder the feeling of satans nails penetrating her skin,
    she waits upon healing.
    yet the shadows are stealing the control of her mind,
    so she is blind as her soul is intertwined,
    with his black broken heart!
    thier love has fallen apart.
    from the start she knew,
    this love must not be true.
    there was only 1 path 2 persue,
    and only 1 thing she must do...
    2 take her broken heart threw the dusty gravel ridge,
    and hang the pieces upon the ocean bridge,
    so every1 may c the pain he caused.
    and take her brain and hang it from a street light,
    so every1 may c,
    bcuz of him she's just not right.
  • Tisha.

    Jun 30 2009 8:31 PM

    thats good that yourr doing well (:

    haha.. and yeah, i remember that.
    i was just so glad to get away from everythingg.

    and HECK YEAHH this summerr, camp is going to be awesome. :D
    lol.
  • Tisha.

    Jun 30 2009 7:48 PM

    rofl (:
    ohhh okay.
    thats fine.
    i cant wait for campp.
    im so boredd here D:
    the onlyy awesome part is that my sisters living with me now (:
    gahhh

    how are you though ? :D