You can watch movies at the movie theater. Or you can watch them on a DVD player or a VCR.
Television
Is a special box that projects different crazy images and shits. You'd like it.
Books
I can't read, but the pictures are nice. I especially like magazines that show a girl with no shirt on. I can't explain why.
Heroes
My parents are my heroes. Not because they are great parents or overcame great obstacles to raise me right, but because they had sex. My little brother and I came out of my mom's vagina and into the world. So that's pretty awesome. And shit.
About me: Hi.
I am your Uncle Luke. You are either my niece or nephew. But enough about you.
I, myself, am a man. I like to go to the bathroom into the toilet. I enjoy eating food when I eat things. Have you ever listened to music or watched a movie? I have. I have eaten a chicken sandwich on several different occasions - most notably at the Chicken Sandwich Shop over on Street St.
Who I'd like to meet: Sexy ass hot ass chicks who have nice asses and are real, real hot and sexy and who really, really like to party. Just JOSHING! The first thing I look for in a potential lady friend is intelligence in the brainial region. For serious!!!!
OK, now it's time to check out this video I made a while back. Although it's not especially awesome, it's still pretty OK:
ha ha i heard its been kinda crazy! dont know if i want to come back. just kidding. i'm ready...... just one more week. jo is so nice to bring cookies.... see you soon
U N C!!!nigga...kinda ironic that those are the first three letters in your name Uncle Luke you DICK NOSE!!! Who won the national championship by the way...I missed it...Sincerely, Dan Vennis...
Luke, I am indeed down with Panic at the Disco! I like their first CD much better than their second one, but hey, its still Panic! haha, how are you doing in g-funk? see ya at the bee's sometime!
I KNEW IT !!! I KNEW IT!!! from the first time i seen you , I KNEW YOU WERE A TOLIET STEALER!!!!!!!!! ha ha ha any how so yeah, i got me my new lil car! it's very sweet. i'll put pictures up when its done snowing. hee hee, how are you sugar?
Nice pic, dude who buys the same shorts!!!and I wish inspeckta beck would have stopped lookin at our butts in college...gross dude...He's a fucking faggot dude...Scrubs?...that was our friend dude...ONE
Well everything will work out how it is suppose to for sure! As far as you coming to rob my bank, I will drop kick your ass! :D and that is no JOSH my friend...lol! A bank just down the road was bombed last month pretty freaky stuff; wierd that you would mention anything of the sort!
it can't be as bad as we have had it..if that is any consolation to ya :) I would LOVE to be back in finish carpentry but unfortunatly that is not my plot in life right now!!! So I trudge along this well beaten path of 9 to 6 and hope that I come out on the other side with my soul still intact....haha...okay, so it isn't THAT bad but still I have a ways to go before earning my gold star in customer service ;D When do you head back up to AK?
I'm actually working at a bank, as a teller - neck deep in customer service! LOL...oh the irony :) The people I work with are real chill so that is helpful. Construction took a big ol' dump so work is scarce, unfortunatly. I'm going to start up a kick boxing class this week so things are looking up :) It's gonna be a good outlet!!!
well you should figure that shit out fast if you are going cause I sure as hell am planting my fat happy ass right here in orygun :) You'll do fine....stuffing raisins all day...lol...at least you know where the ghetto is and isn't this time around!!! There is a plus!
