WHOREMOANS
BUT THERE AIN'T SHIT ELSE TO DO

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104 years old
London
United Kingdom



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DAFT PUNK
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DEVO
BLU CANTRELL
FANNY PACK
THREE SIX MAFIA
BUSTA RHYMES
WILEY
TEPR
CAZALS
UMLAUT
MODESELEKTOR
FALLACY
THE KNIFE
PRINCE
VAN HALEN
ETC ETC
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Status:Single
Hometown:London
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn



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BERTIE
POLLY
SOPHIE

THE_WHORE_MOANS@HOTMAIL.CO.UK

THE WHOREMOANS DJ @
Get Loaded Festival on Clapham Common, Insomniacs @ SE1, Carling Islington Academy + Bar Academy, Barfly, Scala, Turnmills, Marquee, Elbow Rooms, 333, Macbeth, 93 Ft East, Rhythm Factory, Nambucca, Koko, Old Blue Last, 43 South Molton St, Tommy Flynns, Catch 22.. ETC ETC


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THE WHOREMOANS solved the problem of being underage when the closest you get to clubbing is downing a can of White Lightening and rapidly flicking your bedroom lights on and off. They banded together to become DJing prodigies - scoring weekly bookings at nightclubs like Koko, Scala and 333 - and watched the velvet ropes melt away. School chums Bertie, Polly and Sophie have now been mixing their tastes on the decks for nigh on two years, "It helped to get in if you say you're djing," says Bertie "but you do need your records. They do check". Jaded before they were legal, the trio spin to stave off disco ennui. "Part of the fun of it was getting allowed in," sighs a world-weary Bertie "but once you're there, it can be pretty dull." Old before their time, catch them before they retire to Florida. - i-D MAGAZINE

THE WHOREMOANS: Does she really? Firstly I doubt these girls are whores but by christ they moan! I have heard them (glass to the wall actually helps!) Daddy was once linked to bertie with a slanderous rumour that was completely untrue..... still, it doesnt hurt to dream does it?! Forget that bull shit, they can actually DJ very well! Worth the entrance fee alone. - Daddy I Want a Wristband

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Andy





Jun 26 2009 1:19 PM

SCANDALISM LAUNCH PARTY
FRIDAY 17TH JULY
9PM-4AM.
TICKETS £10.00 IN ADVANCE.
SCALA
275 Pentonville Road, Kings Cross, London, N1 9NL
020 7833 2022

ROOM 1:
THE MACCABEES DJ Set
TOMMY SPARKS Live
MARINA & THE DIAMONDS Live
YES GIANTESS Live
BLACK CHERRY Live
QUEENS OF NOIZE SMASH & GRAB SET
NEVERLAND DJS


ROOM 2:
TELEPATHE Live
PLUGS Live
WOLF GANG Live
STRICKEN CITY Live
MAGISTRATES DJ Set
ADVENTURES CLOSE TO HOME
PEOPLE ARE GERMS

ROOM 3:
HOSTED BY SNAP, CRACKLE & POP
WERE NOT COOL (Bugged Out)
HARRY JAMES
MED DAMON
CARLOSI


http://www.ticketweb.co.uk/user/?region=gb_london&query=detail&event=328879
Rock Is Dead ?





Jun 16 2009 10:00 AM

ROCK IS DEAD? FESTIVAL le 1ER JUILLET à l'ELYSEE MONTMARTRE!
AVEC:

PLUGS (UK)
OFFICIAL SECRETS ACT (UK)
SCANNERS (UK)
MILKE (UK)
BADDIES (UK)
THEE VICARS (UK)
WE ARE ENFANT TERRIBLE (FR)
KID BOMBARDOS (FR)

Plus d'infos: www.rockisdead.fr
Kidnerve And Knifty - Getting Down To Bussiness!





Jun 9 2009 12:17 PM

YOO,
LONG TIMEE I HAVENT FLEW THROUGH UR PAGE,
HOW'VE YOU BEEN?
I CAME BY TO TELL YOU WE HAVE 2 NEW TUNES :D
WHICH U WILL LIKE!!
AND YOU CAN ALSO DOWNLOAD OUR FREEEEE MIXTAPEE
ASWELL....PLEASE !

PLEASE COMMMENTT BACCKKKK!! WITH FEEDBACK OR SOMETHING :D

KIDNERVE AND KNIFTY


CHECKK OURR BLOGSPOT:
http://www.kidnerveandknifty.blogspot.com/
FREAKZ ME OUT rec. - ANTi ANTi out NOW!!





Jun 9 2009 9:27 AM

hi friends,
our new release on Freakz Me Out is out now.
BONAPARTE vs MARKUS LANGE // "ANTi ANTi Remixes"

Remixes by:
Jaimie Fanatic (Mad Decent), Jaymo (BBC Radio 1), K-Paul (from Lexy & K-Paul) and many more.
Out on 12” vinyl & digital (like i-tunes & beatport)
we hope u like it. stay anti...;-)

luv
FREAKZ ME OUT rec.
the tenets





Apr 17 2009 2:47 PM

Hey alright? Hows it going? Just thought I'd let you know we've got some new tunes up.. Have a listen if you can, and tell us what you think.. cheers

Joel, Isaac, Theo and Jim

the tenets x
Rock Is Dead ?





Apr 16 2009 5:39 AM

ROCK IS DEAD?, le meilleur de la nouvelle scène indie pop-rock anglaise, revient à la flèche d'or ce 29 Avril pour une 7ème édition avec
THE RUMBLE STRIPS
THE BRUTE CHORUS
DETACHMENTS
ENTERTAINMENT

réservation et infos sur www.rockisdead.fr !
Kidnerve And Knifty - Getting Down To Bussiness!





Apr 9 2009 6:56 PM

Yoo

How u been Lately?!

We have neww bloggs!!! called 'say what u got to say!' please check it ans just say anything lol.

Anddd theres a neww blogg for singgerss! if u can sing check itt!!!please.

thankss holaaaaaaaa

Kidnerve and Knifty
Jimmy the Fingers





Apr 4 2009 11:34 AM

hey sexy badger
it's jimmy the fingers...
i've got a tune out called grace
you can buy it on itunes and a
whole host of others
including beatport and amazon...
check out the video to get you
in the mood....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRLv_KkkKiQ
it's all on me profile have a gander!
love and squidgy kisses jimmy the fingers xxx
Kidnerve And Knifty - Getting Down To Bussiness!





Mar 17 2009 12:17 AM

YOO

WOS GOOD?

AND CAN U PLEASE DO US A FAVOR?:

WE JUST MADE A NEW TRACK 'MY MUM TOLD ME' ULL LIKE IT , AND PLEASE COMMNT BACK SAYIN WHAT U THINK AND WE WILL BE SURE 2 RETURN IT

THANKZ

KIDNERVE AND KNIFTY
: THE FUTUREPROOF CUDDLING POP BLOG BY PG£ :


Online Now!


Mar 5 2009 12:10 PM

The problem with most music writing is it's COMPLETELY DULL AND COMPLETELY FORMULAIC!

Yes boss, it's mostly written by folk who go through this classic and apparently quintessential progression.

STEP 1: Write for fanzines and student papers as a teenager (and now blogs and websites)

STEP 2: Go to university (continue step 1)

STEP 3: Get a journalism degree and get a staff writers job at one of the big music mags

STEP 4: Move into freelancing

STEP 5: Start writing books whilst still freelancing

STEP 6: If still the right side of rehab, start doing these '100 Best Manchester Bands Ever' programs and ding on about what's good and what's pokah...

Of course that all sounds peachy, but this regularity of life means most music writers simply don't have any serious stories or experience in which to place either individual bands or the importance and place of art and music within life.

No boss, they haven't lived in the real world in any meaningful sense, they've not worked endless shitty jobs. They only socialise with media types, musicians and other writers.They have nothing important to say and very little experience of the world outside their own narrow and rather surreal bubble of endless free whoopsies (SPONSORED BY VODAFONE) and LOUD SOUND!

Well, that's not me.....

I am Paul 'Pious' James Deman Giovanni £rd and I do things properly.....

http://www.paulgiovanni.com
TOY TOY





Mar 3 2009 7:06 PM

Greetings Ladies!!<br /><br />Hope you can make it our Fuck My Boyfriend single launch in store at Pure Groove (Farringdon) this Thursday....<br /><br />Loves<br />xTTx
TOY TOY





Mar 3 2009 7:06 PM

Greetings Ladies!!<br /><br />Hope you can make it our Fuck My Boyfriend single launch in store at Pure Groove (Farringdon) this Thursday....<br /><br />Loves<br />xTTx
Kidnerve And Knifty - Getting Down To Bussiness!





Mar 1 2009 3:24 PM

Showing Love

Please Fly By Our Page
And Listen To Our Tunes And Show Some Love Back !

Kidnerve And Knifty
Casino Royale





Feb 26 2009 4:26 PM

THIS SAT ONE PARTY STATE ROLLS INTO THE BARFLY FOR ITS MONTHLY INSTALLMENT. ADVENTURES CLOSE TO HOME DJS MAKE A RARE APPEARANCE AND WARM UP FOR CAMDEN CRAWL + RESIDENTS ROB CAMPARI SAFARI AND JEFF AUTOMATIC. UPSTAIRS DETACHMENTS PLAY LIVE WITH CLUB NME DJS. PRINT FLYER FOR £5 ENTRY, FORWARD TO VICTORY!
Throwback





Feb 15 2009 7:20 PM

SATURDAY MARCH 21st
9pm-5am
@ Loft Spaces, Rich Mix, 35-47, Bethnal Green Road, London, E1 6LA

JAMES HOLDEN (DJ set)
CLUSTER (live and in collaboration with)
CHROME HOOF (full band)
Matt Waites
20jazzfunkgreats
Bi Bop (Bugged Out!)
Jon Rust (Phonica)

***SET IN AN UNBELIEVABLE EAST LONDON LOFT SPACE***

The 2nd in a series, we invite a musical pioneer to collaborate live with a newer contemporary act taking that sound into the 21st century.

German Kosmiche legends CLUSTER jets in for a rare live set and exclusive collaboration with innovative 12 piece doom orchestra CHROME HOOF.

Border Community boss JAMES HOLDEN also DJs, while further support comes from MATT WAITES of NIGHTMOVES, Bi Bop (BUGGED OUT), Jon Rust (PHONICA) and best blog 20JAZZFUNKGREATS!

MYSPACE
www.myspace.com/thegetsetlondon

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get £15 advanced tickets here:
http://www.wegottickets.com/event/44026
STYLISH RIOTS





Feb 3 2009 3:49 PM

XXX
Better Days





Sep 15 2008 5:44 PM

great name. cosmic kisses fromm hackney town...
XX
www.myspace.com/waxhouseband





Aug 13 2008 3:38 PM

Hey, hows it going? x
p.s. you can now download all the songs on our page for free straight off the player, enjoy.
the boy.the girl.and all the world.





Aug 4 2008 12:46 AM

Hi whoremoans how you been?? good week?? just to let you know we're playing at lark in the park in islington on saturday 9th august...its going to be a really cool eve with bbq drinks and dancing!! we're on about 9...really hope you can make it down and have fun with us!! much love xx hit us back with some good old chit chat x
Electric Toaster Presents... (on holiday)





Jun 29 2008 9:05 AM

Remember to put July 31st in your diary! :D
x
Thomas J Speight





Jun 17 2008 1:58 PM

hey
thanks for letting me be your friend!
hope you like the noise I make
download my tunes if you like
tom x
FLUVSTER





May 31 2008 4:51 PM

did u have sweet dreams ?
xxx
YES NO MAYBE™





May 30 2008 5:08 PM

YO from Yes No Maybe
Happy Release Records





May 26 2008 10:35 AM

"you're gonna get wasted."
Dashing





May 15 2008 11:53 AM

You girls are hot and now how to party! Damned dream come true I say!

I'll have to catch you lot somwhere when I come back to England, unless you fancy doing a set out here in Zimbabwe sometime soonish? Ha!

Lates for now!

D
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