Dana Bernstein
I'm Bursting With Fruit Flavour.

Male
69 years old
Sydney, New South Wales
Australia



Last Login: 6/26/2009
Mood: Jewish Bulldyke Mood Image
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    Dana Bernstein's Interests
General



The Secular Party of Australia




Music

















Alkaline Trio Lyrics
San Francisco Lyrics..
Movies



*hedwig and the angry inch
*dancer in the dark
*welcome to the doll house
*serenity
*constantine
*reality bites
*so i married an axe murderer
*my life as a dog
*farewell my concubine
*pricilla queen of the desert
*hostel 1 and 2
*interview with a vampire
*ginger snaps
*the craft
*y tu mama tambien
*la mala educasion
*desperately seeking susan
*austin powers 1,2, and 3.

and many more!!!!



Australian Films Rule!!!


Television



*The Catherine Tate Show
*Gordon Ramsay
*Buffy
*Firefly
*Ab Fab
*The Sopranos
*Little Britain
*Shameless
*So You Think You Can Dance
*Boston Legal (denny crane..my sugar daddy)
*Golden Girls (love those sarcastic old hags)
*Will & Grace
*Carnivale
*Oz




Voted Most Dramatic - Meet The Class - Brenda
Books





But first on earth, as Vampyre sent,

Thy corse shall from its tomb be rent;

Then ghastly haunt the native place,

And suck the blood of all thy race;

There from thy daughter, sister, wife,

At midnight drain the stream of life;

Yet loathe the banquet which perforce

Must feed thy livid living corse,

Thy victims, ere they yet expire,

Shall know the demon for their sire;

As cursing thee, thou cursing them,

Thy flowers are withered on the stem.

But one that for thy crime must fall,

The youngest, best beloved of all,

Shall bless thee with a father's name--

That word shall wrap thy heart in flame!

Yet thou must end thy task and mark

Her cheek's last tinge--her eye's last spark,

And the last glassy glance must view

Which freezes o'er its lifeless blue;

Then with unhallowed hand shall tear

The tresses of her yellow hair,

Of which, in life a lock when shorn

Affection's fondest pledge was worn--

But now is borne away by thee

Memorial of thine agony!

Yet with thine own best blood shall drip;

Thy gnashing tooth, and haggard lip;

Then stalking to thy sullen grave,

Go--and with Gouls and Afrits rave,

Till these in horror shrink away

From spectre more accursed than they.





Heroes



Billy Corgan

David Bowie

Evan Dando

Thurston Moore

Kathleen Hannah

Kat Bjelland

Courtney Love

Dannii Minogue (LOL)

Vincent Lovegrove

Anne Rice

Joss Whedon

Sofia Coppola

Pedro Almodóvar

Gus Van Sant

My Mum xoxo

My Sister xoxo




     Dana Bernstein's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Gay
Hometown:Bateau Bay
Body type:5' 11" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Trash Bag
Income:$45,000 to $60,000

   Dana Bernstein's Schools
Southern Cross University
Lismore, Australia
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
 

2004 to Present

   Dana Bernstein's Networking
Music - Administrative - Manager
Rock Fingers Music

   Dana Bernstein's Companies
Rock Fingers Music
Sydney, NSW AU
Tour Manager
A&R

06/06 - Present



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   Dana Bernstein's Blurbs
About me:

Trashbag is an Australian invented word, but a global concept.

A Trashbag is one who engages in excessive behaviour while partying, and generally makes a disgrace of themselves.

True trashbagging doesnt involve just alcohol, its a way of life.

On a night out a Trashbag should participate in at least 5 of the following:

Drinking at least a bottle of wine or cheap champagne BEFORE leaving the house.

Purposely not eating before you hit the bars, cause it'll slow down the drinking process (this is also affectionately refferred to as "eatin is cheatin")

When arriving home, having half the take away you ate on the way there all over your face or on your shoes.

Starting deep conversations with randoms while waiting in the toilet queue.

Dancing on any available table.

Requesting so many songs that the music is like your own play list and the DJ/Band hates you.

Screaming I LOVE THIS SONG for every song.

Having the bouncers, bar staff and DJ all know you at your local.

Putting your bags on the floor and dancing around them so you have more movement.

Inventing new dance moves.

Bringing out old dance moves such as the running man and hammer time.

Clearing the dancefloor so everyone can "look at me"

Writing things on yourself and everyone around you.

Telling random people they are hot. And more importantly, that you are.

Drinking smirnoff blacks because they have 1.9 standard drinks.

Taking at least 60 photos of yourself.

Taking photos of your friends on the toilet.

Sucking face with a random on the dancefloor.

Starting drinking at 3pm.

Continuing till the next afternoon.

Wearing a skirt so short you need to wear shorts or special undies underneath.

Being that person on your way home as people are jogging or going to work.

Doing the walk of shame, with shoes in hand.

Sustaining and unidentified injury.

Making emotional phone calls.

Getting into serious conversations with cab drivers that ends with you mocking and insulting them.

Pre drinks before going out is not and idea... it is a necessity.
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Who I'd like to meet:

People to get messy on the booze with while talking about music for many hours....over many days....at many shows....in many venues...yeeehawww!!
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   Dana Bernstein's Friend Space (Top 38)
Dana Bernstein has 258 friends.
 Michaela 


 Holly Hilton 


 Riot 


 blaiire 


 Trash 


 Oreegs 


 Meg 


 Anita Starr 


 PaperCrane 


 Ali Bros 


 Mmm... Sacrilicious.... 


 lizzy 


 Jodadi O 


 Whatever makes you happy, Whatever you want 


 tara 


 Garf 


 Leisy 


 Ryan 


 [kohl] - - - [the rain within her hands] 


 Catherine Tate 


 Michael K 


 LADYHAWKE 


 BRIDEZILLA 


 BEAU MONDE 


 CHAINGANG 


 The Smashing Pumpkins 


 Alkaline Trio 


 The Lemonheads 


 BABES IN TOYLAND (official) 


 Limp Wrist 


 Yeah Yeah Yeahs 


 Le Tigre 


 Peaches 


 Dannii Minogue 


 AbFab 


 Pretty Pistol Productions 


 The Carnival of Electric Illusions 


 Queer Control Records 





Dana Bernstein's Friends Comments
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The Carnival of Electric Illusions





Jul 4 2009 5:53 AM

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come to the carnival next sat for a spoooky kinda night!! cheap drinks before 11pm, dress the hell up and get bloody!!!the carnival will be the death of you!!mahahahaha

live performances and crazy fun!!
at the ABERZOMBIE HOTEL
Michaela





Apr 5 2009 3:23 PM

Hi Dana, you want a ride to the Lesbohemians concert? ;]
blaiire





Apr 5 2009 1:21 PM

Ummmm,,,your the sexiest mo fo wif a flo blo....like eiiiiitttTTT
The Carnival of Electric Illusions





Mar 12 2009 4:31 AM

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Premiering at the ABERCROMBIE HOTEL!!
cheep drinks, $3 wines and $10 Coopers jugs before 11pm!!! so come and party yo!!!!
Anita Starr





Mar 4 2009 6:11 AM

hey babe, im BACK!!!!!!!!!!!
PaperCrane





Feb 26 2009 10:41 PM

haha, cheers man.
working on getting some other ones up soon.
hows things? sorry about missing your party man, flat broke ay.
Garf





Dec 15 2008 8:53 PM

haha.. yeah your right, i dont get it.
our getto speak over this side is somewhat different, i need a translator!
Garf





Dec 12 2008 4:18 AM

thats a harcaw picture man, are you trying to send a msg out? :P
The Carnival of Electric Illusions





Dec 1 2008 5:40 AM

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plus special guests the BLUSH FOUNDATION
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Nov 6 2008 4:51 AM

Hey,

Thanks a lot for the Friendship!

Your AWESOME!
lizzy





Nov 6 2008 2:59 AM

Hey hot stuff, i hope we are still running into each other at the Newtown festival?????
:)
xoxoxox
I can be gentle.........but ill haunt your dreams





Oct 28 2008 7:49 AM

Im currently in Far North Queensland living with my dad and working my fat ass off. im coming down for Mardi Gras though so you will see me then.
I can be gentle.........but ill haunt your dreams





Oct 28 2008 1:36 AM

Hello stranger long time no see...hear....smell...taste......?
Wats crakalakin?? Miss you
lizzy





Oct 24 2008 2:10 AM

Aw, what's wrong love? saw ur status......
hey i got a new phone, can u plz text me? i thought my numbers were saved to my sim but they were saved to the old piece of junk phone..
sorry :(
hope u are alright....?
[kohl] - - - [the rain within her hands]





Oct 23 2008 11:07 PM

I know, its been forever.
I've been so busy here in Newcastle-land. Me and my girlfriend are looking to get a place soon, and we're hoping to get some custody of Isis after next Wednesday so I dont know when I'll get the chance..
Whatever makes you happy, Whatever you want





Sep 25 2008 10:22 AM

Yeah! I think I will stay... not really 100% about nething. You so should cum visit... Hopefully have my own pad my then.
Woot! Missin you every minute!!!
Whatever makes you happy, Whatever you want





Sep 25 2008 6:43 AM

MAAAH!
Hey slutface
In Brisbane, got here on the weekend. It fuckin rox! I got a job at this cute little vegan cafe as a waitress & should have my own place in a couple of weeks.
The Ved sendz her love!!! MISS U! xoxoxoxo
lizzy





Sep 10 2008 2:57 AM

wuv u
Ross





Sep 8 2008 9:25 AM

fucken A right.. Yeah cheers dude. cheers for the add...
Trash





Aug 29 2008 4:01 AM

i tried to do that it wouldnt let me!
bastards.. 'fan page my ass' REAL FANS ADD SONGS
bastards i'ma go dig up some old EPs

wha'eva minga
i do wha i want
Trash





Aug 29 2008 3:34 AM

ps LOL

http://profile. myspace. com/index. cfm?fuseaction=user. viewprofile&friendid=323270059
Trash





Aug 29 2008 3:32 AM

missssssyouu
good name change LOL
Mmm... Sacrilicious....





Aug 29 2008 2:10 AM

Beep AHHHHH!
Whatever makes you happy, Whatever you want





Aug 28 2008 6:49 AM

MELLOW DRAMATIK.... I like it! Thats hot! Whats doin this weekend you trashasaurus???
Ste McCabe





Aug 25 2008 12:38 PM

Cheers for that mate, much apprecaited! Take care down under, if you ever happen to bump into any Cell Block H cast send 'em my way (I'm sure it's likely..hmmm) x
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