Alabama Ass Whuppin

with a saban back hand////10-0//// i use to live out there///up in tahoe and L.A. but when I was in tahoe   san fran was a good cabin fever breaker///my buddy lived on divisiderro  and mcallister///.........you boys from the shoals?

 

Thanks for the add! Greetings from Poland!
Patryk

Thanks for the add!

Happy Memorial day my friend!

Alabama Revisited...

To our friend Emily who was just home from the West Coast... we are so sorry that we missed you.

The next time you are here we would like to invite all of you to Breakfast on the Mountain at Mt. Cheaha...

Until then... I am re-posting this for you.

First you must learn to pronounce the city's name. It's 'Bur-min-ham'.

Driving Information:

Burminham has its own version of traffic rules.

The truck with the loudest exhaust goes next at a four-way stop. The truck with the biggest tires goes after that.

Note: Blue-haired ladies driving anything have the right-of-way anytime.

To find anything in the city, it is required that you know where Malfunction Junction is, which is the Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. It may be one of only two 'cloverleaf formation' interchanges in the world. We invented it and only one other city was stupid enough to implement it again, Atlanta... making them only a wee bit dumber than we are.

The morning rush hour is from 6:00 to 10:00.

The evening rush hour is from 3:00 to 7:00.

Friday's rush hour starts Thursday morning.

If the term 'merging delays' is ever used by the person reporting the traffic,
even in passing, call in to work and tell them that you will be at least 30 minutes late regardless of where you are in your commute.

If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be (at the very least) rear-ended, cussed out, and possibly shot. This applies to male and female drivers alike.

You must know that 'I-459,' 'I-59,' 'I-20,' and 'I-65' are the same road. They just loop around, cutting in and out of each other's path.

We think this was a ploy utilized to confuse outsiders and discourage visitors after the War of Northern Aggression.

Always, always, always, find out if it is a race or football weekend before you get on any of these highways to travel somewhere.

If it is a race or football weekend, stay home. You won't be pleasantly going
anywhere

Word..what's going on? Dammit, shouldn't you be back here by now? I went to see some live music tonight here in Marin for St. Patty's day and this band played Nine Bullets!! A sweet surprise indeed! I leave Friday for SXSW...yeah, I know your jealous...;-)

Whats up alabama Ass whuppin

right on man.you in san fran. I use to live in tahoe and L.A.,but back in BAMA now. I just hhoked with a buudy a we are about to get it going. We jammed 2wice and came up with 2 tunes basically inmproving them. I have tons of songs and so does payne so look out for the ham boys.

yo! hope you ain't behavin TOO MUCH!

xo