DANNY DUKE
vocals and guitar ZAK DUKE amplified guitar MO "Barely Legal" DUKE upright bass BUCK DUKE
drums
Influences
Benny Joy, Joe Hill, Benny Hill, Hasil Adkins, the Atkins Diet, Al Ferrier, Charlie Feathers, chicken feathers, Roc LaRue, Johnny Powers, Austin Powers, Poison, Ronnie Self, ourselves, Ronnie Milsap, the Misfits, Bloodshot Bill, Bon Jovi, Joe Clay, the Phantom, Link Wray, Art Linkletter, Gene Maltais, Gene Simmons, Richard Simmons, Ray Condo, condos, condors, Vulgar Deli, Joe Maphis, Iron Maiden, Iron Chef, W.C. Fields, Venom, Sleepy LaBeef, beef, boobies, LOTS OF BEER, porn, and especially our spiritual leader...
Are you sick and tired of hearing the same old cookie cutter crap about boppin' all night long, malt shops, pomade, hot rods, flames, dice, cherries, cats, kittens, and rumbles?
SO ARE WE!
THE ALLEY DUKES have got your prescription for that same old predictable boredom-a-billy blues with decadent tales of drunken debauchery, perverse sex, venereal diseases, and loose morals!!
...heya bloodsuckers...take a look at our space and at our spooky website http://www. mugshots. it ...if you dare...gory greetings from some mediterranean ghoulies...
.. Gabba gabba hey! Teddy.
