Started out as an experimental egrind solo-project back in 2004 when I was like 18 and had Fruity Loops plus a voice. My first album was "At Least It's not Emo" with Orginlis Records. That one had the comical egrind sound. Did a couple splits with some bands after that, like Anally Aborted Fetus. Still had that fast wacky electric-grind sound then. Later did my 2nd album with Orginlis again titled "Finding the Meaning of Life by not Doing Shit". That one showcased some post-rock, avant-garde, and shoegazer elements..unlike most egrind bands I actually had a guitar and didn't use pitchshifting. As of now I've been trying to craft an epic jazzy ambient sound (like Jaga Jazzist and Mercury Program) with extreme vocals (vokillz like that dude from Khanate/OLD). I wanted to make weird soothing elevator music that would become the background for my mad shrieking. It's an experiment in a musical contradiction. The vocals will annoy people that want calm melodic shit and the music will piss off someone expecting brutal blasting noise. If you want music done right, go listen to somebody else's album. I'm not gonna recycle genre formulas, I just fuck with them so I have something to call my own. 2007 "Disputes Between Monsters and Waffles" will be released and hopefully it's good for a change! UPDATE, 2008: Okay, Disputes Between Monsters and Waffles is not done yet. But I'm working on another album, "Mental Disorders Mistaken for Love and Happiness and Vice Versa". It's a totally different sound from what I wanted with "Disputes", so that's why I am making an entirely new album instead of just adding these new songs to the tracklist of "Disputes" (which is still going to come out, it's going to have an ambient jazz sound whereas "Mental" is more of a shoegazer dreampop grind sound, a sound I fiddled with while I was working on my Scumdroid shit).
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"Ever watch a 60’s movie set in the future? The kind where the sets are stark white with oddly shaped chairs in bright colors that don’t look the least bit comfortable, where the cars fly but are roughly the size of pontoons, where people get their meals by speaking into little boxes and out pops a plate with a small, unnaturally colored cube on it? Yes, it all looks futuristic and ultra-modern but it still, without a doubt, is stamped with the impression of an era long past – and it’s still really cool.
BLÆRG’s latest release, a 3" CD by the name of “Auspices and Vagaries” is the perfect score to a meal of Soylent Orange or for a drink at the milk bar. It stirs together bits of futuristic rhythms, strains of jazzy flavor and a splash of retro flair into a wonderful little breakcore appetizer that leaves the palate whetted and the appetite craving more.
This 3" CD-R is hand printed and assembled, and comes with an “Auspices and Vagaries” vinyl sticker. This album is strictly limited to 50 copies. Album can also be downloaded for free in 128kbps MP3 format. This could be the last BLÆRG album for a long time."
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