Tyler Durden
Tyler Durden
Tyler Durden Self-improvement is masturbation

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36 years old
PAPER ST, PDX, Oregon
United States



Last Login: 11/14/2009
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MusicIn the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway
TelevisionMan, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly waking up to that fact, people. And we're very, very pissed off
BooksI even hear the mountains the way they laugh up and down their blue sides and down in the water the fish cry and the water is their tears. I listen to the water on nights I drink away and the sadness becomes so great I hear it in my clock it becomes knobs upon my dresser it becomes paper on the floor it becomes a shoehorn a laundry ticket it becomes cigarette smoke climbing a chapel of dark vines. . . it matters little very little love is not so bad or very little life what counts is waiting on walls I was born for this I was born to hustle roses down the avenues of the dead.
HeroesEverywhere I travel, tiny life. Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream, single pat of butter. The microwave Cordon Bleu hobby kit. Shampoo-conditioner combos, sample-packaged mouthwash, tiny bars of soap. The people I meet on myspace? They're single-serving friends.
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WARNING If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned... Tyler Durden
Who I'd like to meet:
contrary to what your mothers and teachers tell you, you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. you are the same decaying organic matter as everything else, we are all part of the same compost heap ..

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Nov 14 2009 5:28 PM

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Nov 14 2009 2:08 PM

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Nov 11 2009 10:47 PM

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Krystal System



Nov 10 2009 9:32 AM



Hello, hello !

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6 of their songs amongst the most programmed in clubs have been completely rewrote and re-recorded from a new sexy and dominant electro industrial perspective.
Their power Master & servant cover that's won the best cover price on the Alfa Matrix "Tribute to Depeche Mode" is remixed in two different and astonishing ways.

These special and exclusive "VooDoo Night Sessions" resulted on this panel of heavy electronics, catchy filtered female vocals, dynamic guitar riffs, and melodic synth sequences."

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Alfa Matrix launch a promotional offer : Underground 2 CD limited box edition + EP VooDoo Night sessions for 33 euros, free shipping worldwide.

Cheers !

Next show in Paris the 21st october at the Glaz'art with Agapesis and Steinkind
CosmoLoco

CosmoLoco



Nov 10 2009 12:16 AM

Hail from France!

New video!!! "L'Enfer"
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Nov 9 2009 3:59 AM

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Nov 7 2009 4:32 AM

this is j0hnny, my last band was THE MEDIC DROID r.i.p. & i'm doing a new band called ROBOTS it's (rave/rock/alternative) with DJ S3RL, known for the "Pretty Rave Girl" song.

Be sure to BUY my solo EP by searching j0hnny on iTunes & Amazon today for $3.96 because it will help my new band IMMENSELY!!

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Nov 6 2009 4:51 AM

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Nov 5 2009 2:53 AM

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Nov 5 2009 2:07 AM

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Nov 4 2009 7:53 AM

Hi, thanks for the add and support bro !
Check out our new songs and layout and let us know what you think :)
STAY METAL !!!

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Bodhi--he'e nalu--

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Nov 3 2009 9:17 PM

African fault line could be the start of a new ocean!
 

Photo looking N of the explosive vent that opened on September 26 after two days of nearly continuous seismic activity. To the right of the ~197 ft-wide vent lies a 656 ft-wide, 2.5 mile-long zone of open fissures and normal faults that may mark the subsurface location of the dyke. The fault zone continues to the top of the photo to the right of the small rhyolite centre. Credit: Elizabeth Baker, Royal Holloway, University of London.
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Nov 2 2009 7:15 PM

Tyler, you're my favorite.
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Naked is a state of Mind

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Oct 31 2009 10:26 PM

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