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The Altarboys

Last show for a LOOOOONG time Jan 30th @ Tiger Bar




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Member Since6/27/2004
Band Websitewww.thealtarboys.com
Band MembersJack Bastard plays nothin'
Marcus plays 4 big strings
Rod plays 6 smaller strings
ocD plays the drums and the cymbals
and Luke plays the same thing that Rod does...but drunker and with more product in his hair
Influences**** Breathin’ eatin’ seein’ stuff & talkin’ to people **** the gutter, the Street of Dreams, the Old El Dorado, the brand new Escalade, the bum, the captain of industry, the pious virgin and the cheatin’ whore, the trust fund asshole, the volunteer, the walking credit card, the soup kitchen...
Sounds Like As long as you keep fucking your life up, we’ll provide the soundtrack.
Record LabelHorns Up Records www.hornsuprecords.com
Type of LabelIndie


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   About The Altarboys
THE ALTARBOYS: Got Wolves For Brothers
THE ALTARBOYS: Got Wolves For Brothers


We're so fucking awesome panthers get tattoos of us

Add us to your twitter pals.
and sometimes I cant stand myself or sleep at night
and I wonder why, I wonder why
same mistakes endlessly repeated all the while looking for new ones to add to the pile


Hated by the radio and hidden from parents like Playboys under mattress. The Altarboys don't give a fuck. They've been doing whatever they feel their whole lives and that's not gonna change because the wind starts blowing metal punk or whatever the flavor is this week. I could blow sunshine up your ass all day long about blah blah blah punk points and street cred or you could listen for yourself and make a decision.

Fuck this, I'm out. -- Rusty Shackleford

Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery. - Malcolm X

We played 72 shows in the last year, what did you do?

"There has only been one time that I can remember experiencing anything as orgasmic as The Altarboys. That was when I was temporarily dead back in the 90's. Yeah.....that was alright." ~ HeWhoCannotBeNamed of The Dwarves

Meet The Altarboys. Rippin', arrogant, irreverent, sing-along-and-get-drunk-with punk rock from Portland. This show will be TONS of fun.-Chico Beat

We write songs, we play songs, we drink, we hope someone will be sober enough to get us to the next place. Can we stay at your place? We got no where else to go.

"Until you grow up they send you to reform school, after you grow up they send you to the penitentiary" --Hemingway




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Feb 7 2010 2:05 AM

Thank You for the Add and Support. It means a lot to us. You Are Awsome!!!! Best Wishes to you Always.... -Fear The Slaughter-
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Hawthorne Theater

39th & Hawthorne

Portland,OR

All ages w/bar

8:00 pm
PDX Reviews

PDX Reviews



Jan 12 2010 4:45 AM

Happy New Year to all. Thanks for the friendship.

My new review of "Lay it Down" a CD by Krista Herring has been posted. Drop by and check it out, leave comments if you wish. My review of "Believe," a CD that benefits The Relay for Life is still posted and available for comments. I am currently searching for my next CD to review. If you have any suggestions, please email them to me.
I would also like to congratulate my MySpace friends who have been nominated for The Portland Music Awards. Congrats to all.
FYI: I updated my blog last night. I tried to answer alot of the questions I have been receiving through emails. Drop by and check it out.
Don't be a stranger, drop by anytime. Bands, musicians, and artists are always welcome at PDXReviews.

Thanks.
-Phil
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Thank you for supporting Tyrants Of Steel. 2010 is gonna be a great year for us. Keep checking the site for new recordings and new merch. And as always, we will be Keeping the METAL Alive.
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Jan 6 2010 7:04 PM

Hey guys, you guys are fucking rad! Check us out and tell us what you think. Do you know any available singers? or house parties we can play?
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