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Member Since6/27/2004
Band Websitewww.thealtarboys.com
Band MembersJack Bastard, Lazer Motley Crue Halloween Esq, Smith Brother 9, More Than Jake
Influences**** Breathin’ eatin’ seein’ stuff & talkin’ to people **** the gutter, the Street of Dreams, the Old El Dorado, the brand new Escalade, the bum, the captain of industry, the pious virgin and the cheatin’ whore, the trust fund asshole, the volunteer, the walking credit card, the soup kitchen...
Sounds Like As long as you keep fucking your life up, we’ll provide the soundtrack.
Record LabelHorns Up Records www.hornsuprecords.com
Type of LabelIndie


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THE ALTARBOYS: Got Wolves For Brothers
THE ALTARBOYS: Got Wolves For Brothers


We're so fucking awesome panthers get tattoos of us

Add us to your twitter pals.
and sometimes I cant stand myself or sleep at night
and I wonder why, I wonder why
same mistakes endlessly repeated all the while looking for new ones to add to the pile


Hated by the radio and hidden from parents like Playboys under mattress. The Altarboys don't give a fuck. They've been doing whatever they feel their whole lives and that's not gonna change because the wind starts blowing metal punk or whatever the flavor is this week. I could blow sunshine up your ass all day long about blah blah blah punk points and street cred or you could listen for yourself and make a decision.

Fuck this, I'm out. -- Rusty Shackleford

Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery. - Malcolm X

We played 72 shows in the last year, what did you do?

"There has only been one time that I can remember experiencing anything as orgasmic as The Altarboys. That was when I was temporarily dead back in the 90's. Yeah.....that was alright." ~ HeWhoCannotBeNamed of The Dwarves

Meet The Altarboys. Rippin', arrogant, irreverent, sing-along-and-get-drunk-with punk rock from Portland. This show will be TONS of fun.-Chico Beat

We write songs, we play songs, we drink, we hope someone will be sober enough to get us to the next place. Can we stay at your place? We got no where else to go.

"Until you grow up they send you to reform school, after you grow up they send you to the penitentiary" --Hemingway




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Nov 29 2009 1:03 PM

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Next shows:
October 26, Charlie's Bar and Grill in Olympia, WA
October 27, The Swiss, Tacoma, WA
October 28, Jazzbones in Tacoma, WA
October 30, Mississippi Pizza in Portland, OR
October 31, Nana's Irish Grill and Pub in Newport, OR
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